I love the kind of Chinese food they have in the UK.

I love the kind of Chinese food they have in the UK. when the first Chinese people got to that country, they instantly realized they could only serve Britons dishes like Fried Mound and Broiled Wet

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They make great chips
    My go to is chicken in Satay sauce
    Egg fried rice
    Small portion of chips

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that looks lavely

      get salt n pepper chips

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like how they can't even be fricked to differentiate between Indian and Chinese
      >Frick it, just throw some curry in there
      >It's all exotic tasting, innit

      >They make great chips
      The only reason they're any good is because the chinkies are the only ones who bother to use proper oil anymore as opposed to the vegetable crap that Maccas serves

      >Chinese food
      >French fries
      Ugh

      >French fries
      Don't kid yourself, these are chips
      Much lower quality

      rent free

      He's right though
      I'm Australian and we know better than anyone else that British people have shit taste buds because we inherited them
      We at least had the benefit of spending the last 200 years drunk and living in a country that has good produce so we learned to appreciate good food a tiny little bit better
      We still can't cook for shit, though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He's right though
        >I'm Australian
        lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >chinkies using proper oil
        its fricking over. nothing makes sense anymore

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >chinks using proper oil
          >it’s fricking over
          Billions must fry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >chinkies are the only ones who bother to use proper oil anymore
        What are you on about? Go to farmfoods early hours and you'll see the Chinks rolling out trolleys full of vegetable oil. The exact same poison everyone else uses.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here in 'murica all the non-chain, mom n' pop restaurants buy their oil, flour, and sugar from grocery stores. Most notably the ones with the biggest warehouse style shelves. That way they're practically buying it wholesale. One local diner owner buys orange juice by the gallon from the local kroger. Store brand, too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      excellent choice.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's cantonese style sweet and sour chicken, egg fried rice, singapore chow mein and some spring rolls

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks pretty good but for fricks sake could they at least throw some vegetables in with that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are two peas in the rice and the chips are made of potato. Basically a salad.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chinese food
    >French fries
    Ugh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fried potatoes do exist in china, you know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What is fusion food?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Looking for decent food in the UK
    There is your first mistake.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they instantly realized they could only serve Britons dishes like Fried Mound and Broiled Wet
    Because they know Brits are fricking morons with shit taste

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >order kung pao chicken
    >order szechuan chicken
    >literally the same sauce with more vegetables

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The UK can never mock American food ever again, Jesus fricking Christ. The fries drenched in goysauce is too fricking much for me. Might as well plate some damn poutine in the corner with that mishmash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The UK can never mock American food ever again,
      weve seen what you call italian and mexican food, i think you should pipe down.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What you seem to forget is that there’s a full spectrum of food in America. It’s not worth the diversity meme but there’s easily accessible authentic food made with fresh ingredients in most places in this country. I recently went out for some delicious squid ink fettuccine, and I could drive 10 minutes in either direction for some mole, birria tacos or lengua

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I could drive 10 minutes in either direction for some mole, birria tacos or lengua
          >drive

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I said what I said, I don’t live in a metro hellhole. I will say that most major US cities have gotten remarkably worse, but that could be said of most places due to immigration and homelessness

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The decent places just hire better security to keep the homeless out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Or pay to herd them onto buses to ship them off to poorer towns

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I take the F or the B train from West 4th and get off at Kings Highway

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good to me

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know for as much crap as America chines food gets at least there's a lot of dishes with vegetables and outside of a kids menu you won't see fries.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its the uk, we put potatoes with everything. to be fair though everytime ive got a "chinkie" theres always way too much veg, the guy probably picked most out of it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to Twitter you absolute fricking homosexual

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the stuff at 6 oclock?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fried beef strips or chicken strips or lets be honest cat strips

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    USgay here. do you ever have things 2 protein dishes and a frickton of rice like this webm? i miss the 2010s so much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hope that guy has his poop knife ready.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yer its peng

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stealing tweets from actual funny people
    go be a homosexual somewhere else.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do british "people" put that curry gravy shit on EVERYTHING

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the brits are some of the dumbest people on the planet. i hope your island flips over.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The chinese food doesn't seem that different. What dishes are they talking about?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is british food so brown?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gravy and potato

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why is british food so brown?
      that's just in london

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >french fries with gravy
    >chinese food

    i like hunan food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hunan as in the province in china

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the “European” part of the Chinese menus in Scotland especially chicken Maryland

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks bloody pengaleng

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's the red sauce? sweet and sour?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its not red. and it either plum or sweet and sour.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *