I made a traditional Southern feast of macaroni, greens and Barbecue pork

Just practicing for Thanksgiving… how’d I do.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit. Is this really what southern hillbillies eat for thanksgiving?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is a Yankee trying to make southern food. I wouldn't feed that to a dog.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Haha a southern dog wouldn’t want it anyway.
        >tfw my dog gets blackened cajun alfredo chicken and immediately destroys it and asks for more
        Brought him up north when I went to visit some friends, he wouldn’t eat anything. He’d lick whatever they tried to feed them then walk away from it lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those aren’t greens you yankee fuckadoodle

        >yankee
        He's obviously a yuro you dumb hick. Everybody in the US knows what greens are, and how to make mac and cheese, and eats bbq (not Chinese "bbq" pork belly or whatever OP made). If you couldn't tell just from the image he's not American the leeks should have been a dead giveaway.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind. He admitted right here

          It is roux with cheddar though…
          What flavours do you have with the greens? Also what are collard greens cos they don’t have anything called that here?

          that he's not American.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Everybody in the US [...] eats bbq
          based on the arguments in "barbecue" threads about what barbecue even is... no, no they don't. Barbecue is very much localized to the south. Everywhere else thinks if you just grill meat, or cook it in a crock pot, or put barbecue sauce on it = barbecue. It's not.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit, dude. You've literally never been more than 100 miles from where you were born, and have probably only talked to 10 people at most in the past year. You have no clue what you're talking about. You probably read a post from an Australian and a post from someone from fucking Indiana and can't tell the difference. EVERY CORNER OF THE UNITED STATES HAS BBQ. It's not some special hidden thing that only exists in the South. Have you ever had clam chowder? Yes, obviously you have. Imagine if someone from bumfuck Maine tried to claim that nobody outside of New England has ever had clam chowder. That's pretty fucking crazy, right? That's how you sound.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where is the green?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cabbage and leeks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh, yum.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Southerners don't eat leeks you dumb shit. I can tell you have never been to the south.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds lush, though I'd mix some apples into that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those aren’t greens you yankee fuckadoodle

  3. 1 month ago
    Anomalous

    you should switch to practicing tying knots, so when your parents disown you for this garbage you can end it quickly and painlessly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Southerners don't eat leeks you dumb shit. I can tell you have never been to the south.

      Looks like shit. Is this really what southern hillbillies eat for thanksgiving?

      Looks like I punked y’all folks by at least 3000 miles…

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You did good. I like the bread crumbs on the mac. Don't listen to the haters. That being said those are not greens. That is cabbage. 8/10. Would eat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve seen the greens on tv but not sure what they are, is it a brassica variety?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you bake your macaroni you have fucking FAILED. That's like baking a carbonara.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah right, enjoy your liquid macaroni flowing all over the plate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >plate
        Macaroni cheese goes in a bowl you subhuman.
        You are making a casserole, not macaroni cheese.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue, i always make it on the stove and my sauce has never been liquidy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what busted ass recipe are you using?
        two options:
        >butter/four roux -> milk bechamel sauce -> cheese -> boiled and drained macaroni
        Or
        sodium citrate + cheese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think the lighting is helping the photo but I bet this tastes amazing

      OP enjoys riding your grandma.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Noodles and meat look good...not to sure bout dem greens... 7/10 would eat

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good. The greens could use some life (probably). I can’t taste it through the internet unfortunately.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat this plate, however…
    It’s not Southern. You need Cheddar in that mac. And you need to make a Roux/Béchamel and then turn that into a Mornay sauce. That’s how we do it in the south.
    “Greens” doesn’t mean “any green vegetable”, it means either collard greens, spinach, chard, something that you substantially cook with other flavors and fats to improve.
    Needs some work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is roux with cheddar though…
      What flavours do you have with the greens? Also what are collard greens cos they don’t have anything called that here?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't have collard, we also eat turnip greens or mustard greens. Collard is similar to cabbage but has a more loose arrangement of the leaves
        Also, I think your mac and cheese looks good, I'd just brown it a bit more if you're gonna bake it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This

      https://i.imgur.com/D2uBktB.jpg

      Just practicing for Thanksgiving… how’d I do.

      People still eat traditional Thanksgiving here (SE Texas) for the most part, we might just have a fried turkey too and a couple different sides

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not traditional by any means but its probably superior to the actual garbage they serve in the south. For one you actually made proper sauce for the Mac and cheese instead of just dumping an entire container of Velveeta into it

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to see what you do to the sweet potato

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sweer potato

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Needs coleslaw

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take 2… how’d I do this time?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would. fuck the haters and let them cram pineapples

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That looks pretty good bro. Exactly what I'm craving right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That meat looks especially nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how did you prepare the pork belly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I cubed it, simmered for an hour in water, tossed it in a thick homemade bbq glaze and roasted it for 20 mins. Then I simmered it again for 50 mins as it was a bit tough still. Then tossed it in hot bbq glaze again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >thick homemade bbq glaze
          looks like a thin BBQ gravy
          also try looking up how to *braise* pork

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I made a traditional Southern feast of macaroni, greens and Barbecue pork
    No you didn't.

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