I once went to thanksgiving at an Italian-American familys house, there were tons of people and everyone brought something.

I once went to thanksgiving at an Italian-American family’s house, there were tons of people and everyone brought something.

Someone brought pasta and meatballs. Do all I-A families pull shit like this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you a fricking moron or something? it’s common social etiquette to bring something to a thanksgiving. food or drinks. you ask the host how you can help

    you have never done this because you’re autistic and have no social skills and no one has ever wanted your presence at a thanksgiving you just get to tag along with the real people

    kys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plebbitspacing
      >calls others an autist

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I once went to thanksgiving
    >posts about it in fricking march
    you let that shit burn for awhile before it surfaced, huh dipshit?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, thanksgiving we always did a traditional american meal but christmas we'd do stuffed shells, chicken milanese, and other shit. My aunt with the thickest brooklyn accent I've ever heard would always bring stuffing with italian sausage in it for thanksgiving and honestly it was kinda gross since it didn't have the right flavor profile (ie. wasn't loaded with Sage)

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do people eat food
    Yes

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    heck yeah, everyone claims a dish to make and we bring it to whoever's hosting (host usually does the turkey)
    the chump who screws up their dish gets asked to bring store-bought rolls to christmas LOL

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that penne looks absolutely foul

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *that's* the thing you decided was foul? out of all the shit in that picture, it was the penne that really jostled your jimmies?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        well look at it, sauce looks like shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did; I was so nauseated by all the other excrescences on the plate that the moderately blegh penne came as a welcome bit of relief.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans can't avoid to gobble everything in one serving. Just pace yourself through courses and multiple dishes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed AND illiterate
      impressive

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there were a lot of people, then there were probably at least some children, so a pasta dish is a smart choice.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rent free
    Why are "people" obsessed with talking about italians

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      take your lumps, greaseball

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Case in point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ameshitalians aren’t Italians.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        almost all Italian food was preserved by Italian-Americans before returning it to Italy in the 20th century

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same with British food except it never returned

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP said Italian-American. Can you read?

        >Italian food
        Oh you're the type of american that doesn't feel connected to their "roots". Yea no biggie then

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are roots and why should I care?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see. No biggie anon.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you hate America?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being obtuse anon. This Saturday is too beautiful for that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's raining.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP said Italian-American. Can you read?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no such thing as Italian-American. You're either white or you're not.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A stupid thing to say, and irrelevant to the topic at hand.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe?
    I'm from Italy and live in America. I go tradish af with Thanksgiving.
    Roast turkey.
    Homemade cranberry sauce.
    Sauteed carrots.
    Butter braised sweet corn.
    Kale, collards and/or mustard greens stewed with onion, chilli and either bacon or smoked turkey wings.
    Sweet potato.
    Homemade bread dressing.
    Homemade turkey gravy.

    There's a little variation each year, like adding orange-flavoured dry cranberries to the sauce last year or the purple sweet potatoes the year before that but the menu is generally the same
    The only thing not traditional is the dessert. The missus makes molasses cake and I make blue butter Jell-O. My son loves the frick out the stuff so until he starts to talk shit on the family tradition, this is the menu as it's been for the last eight years now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My son
      Christ, we are all old aren’t we

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      non american here, what does cranberry sauce taste like?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a tart, bittersweet jam similar to lingonberry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does your family know that you hang out on a forum filled with sociopaths?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does your family know you at all?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's traditional to have lasagna on thanksgiving before the turkey.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have pasta and meatballs than turkey. Turkey's a foul meat that's only eaten because you can buy a massive bird cheap as shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Turkey's a fowl meat
      Fixed that for you, bud.

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