I overloaded my pan with 10lb of ground beef and then this happened

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like six pounds not ten

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna need a bigger pan

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It will shrink as it cooks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what I’m hoping for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what I’m hoping for

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good quality ground beef should not produce lots of water.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The water cooks the beef.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s 80/20

          The water cooks the beef.

          This guy gets it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know meat is like 50% water right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's not supposed to come out like that. the cheap fattening produces meat with too much additional water.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So what does your high quality meat contain instead of the water?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The water cooks the beef.

            It’s 80/20

            [...]
            This guy gets it

            When I cook beef I never see water like this

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I mean you will get a bit of moisture yes, the meat is bloody and depending on how lean it is you will have grease.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cows are drained of blood before being butchered. cow blood tastes coppery like human blood, you would know if there was blood in your beef.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You would if you overcrowd the pan like op did. It just evaporates before it can pool up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          really depends, I thought this was true because I noticed my grass fed not leeching out a lot, but then a more recent batch did release...regardless when you cook too much it'll release more liquid than is being evaporated which will just pull more grease/liquid out until you're boiling the shits

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Good meat doesn't have much water in it because ???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/0CUQbNC.jpg

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        Monitoring the situation. Will try to keep you posted

        https://i.imgur.com/xEradH6.jpg

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        Had to separate it. I thought it was gonna be too much, but now I know for sure

        Anon please tel you ditched all the water and proceeded to properly roast the meat instead of eating it boiled.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Switched out the cooked for the uncooked

          Trust the plan anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/lL3yDyU.jpg

          Switched out the cooked for the uncooked

          Trust the plan anon

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          When I cook beef I never see water like this

          Now that the meat has been cooked, I will proceed to evaporate the water

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The water has almost evaporated fully

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nigga why that’s fucking gross just throw it out. Your meat was already fucked long ago, no sense in boiling off the water so you can turn your dry pebble meat into greasy and dry pebble meat.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because he wants the fat.

                https://i.imgur.com/oESkoo5.jpg

                Oil is ready

                Based.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oil is ready

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Only women drain the fat.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Only women drain the fat.
            This. And that's also because they think dietary fat is bad and will make them fat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AnKg0zt.jpg

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      Monitoring the situation. Will try to keep you posted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AnKg0zt.jpg

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      https://i.imgur.com/0CUQbNC.jpg

      [...]
      Monitoring the situation. Will try to keep you posted

      Had to separate it. I thought it was gonna be too much, but now I know for sure

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i overloaded my pan with 10lbs of butt plugs and this happened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do homosexuals really..?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that looks like a small amount of butt plugs for the average sized man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        heh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but you do this every night though and eat out of the same pot afterward.
      gays will never not be gays.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't overcrowd your pan, cook it in batches next time.
    you're basically boiling your beef instead of browning it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who said it isn't his intention to boil it?
      With all the water in the meat he has an excellent premise for beefsoup

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Americans are strange in their description of things:
        >Today I went to the store and got couple beefsoups.

        Which is hardly surprising when you consider most of them can't read or write english as it's meant to be written.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Americans call croissants French donuts.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s where my cow went

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you know, there's starving people in africa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >people

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bless your heart, OP.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beef goes in

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The first batch is almost done, but the pan feels dirty on the bottom. I will separate the oil from the pan and then clean the pan and then continue cooking the beef

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The first batch is done, but this pan is so filthy. Does anyone have any suggestions on how I can clean up this mess?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf are you making?
            You are literally making it inedible grease burnt grissle

            Scran

            Aha! I have an idea to get my pan clean!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              First the onions and mushrooms and a smidge of water

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NIGGAS COOKING UPSIDEDOWN NOW WTF JUST STOP MAN

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you cook upside down then the fire can't accidentally burn the food.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you cook upside down then the fire can't accidentally burn the food.

                https://i.imgur.com/gX83eOP.jpg

                First the onions and mushrooms and a smidge of water

                This pan is starting to look very clean!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You just threw in whole cloves of garlic?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You just threw in whole cloves of garlic?

                What are you cooking?

                Thankfully the pan is now clean! I now have about 9 more pounds of ground beef to cook. Wait till the end of the video for a special surprise ending!

                WE COOK FOR FUNCTION, NOT FOR TASTE, YOU WHINING ASS BITCH. PACIFIER SUCKING PUSSY.

                You just threw in whole cloves of garlic?

                Why not both?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You should keep the flame on high and use extra oil for the first batch so it browns properly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf, that looks gross. An animal died for that shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                depression in a bowl.

                are you okay?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is this even seasoned

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                pray tell your resting heart rate please

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah the classic I want nutrients but I'm too lazy to think about something decent to cook
                But why the fuck did you cook so much beef for this? What I do is making meatballs out of the same ingredients you used (+ whatever veggie was on sale) and freeze them, so when I need them (usually for office days at work) I can just cook them in the oven while I work

                Now that the beef is cooked it's going to taste nasty in the following days

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                put some ketchup on it and it's golden

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'd eat it.

                Is this even seasoned

                The seasoning police are on the case

                This was one of the best Culinaly cook-a-longs I've ever seen.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >This was one of the best Culinaly cook-a-longs I've ever seen.
                agreed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >This was one of the best Culinaly cook-a-longs I've ever seen.
                That's not saying much.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What are you cooking?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’m trying to speedrun ruining 10lbs of ground beef and vegetables

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                keep going. I am interested in seeing the results

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                keep going. I am interested in seeing the results

                Time to get back to it

                You should keep the flame on high and use extra oil for the first batch so it browns properly.

                I put the first batch in the freezer, I thought about using some of that, but honestly I don’t really care

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This was a terrible idea. This is gonna take forever

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >This was a terrible idea.
                Ah shit, too bad there wasn’t a thread of 60 posts telling you it was a terrible idea

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because he wants the fat.

                [...]
                Based.

                https://i.imgur.com/YriUKjs.jpg

                This was a terrible idea. This is gonna take forever

                Okay, so I decided to do this all a once because I’m tired and still have a rack of ribs to cook and a cake to bake. But it got me thinking that 5lb is actually the sweet spot for my pan, I think.

                First time is always the hardest, it will get easier!

                Stay tuned though, like I said, if you wait till the end of the video you will see a special surprise!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, at least you're cooking something instead of posting about fast food or hot sauce. I do this same method of cooking ground beef as well. I only do like 1-2 pounds at a time though...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Actually I just realized that 5 pounds is too much also. I think 3 pounds is closer to better. And thank you. What kind of hot sauce do you like? I like vinegar based ones. It adds the acid that is often lacking. I lack tobacco, despite this forum shitting all over it. What do you like to do with your ground beef? I’m trying to avoid goyslop now a days, besides being too expensive and unhealthy, I want to be a champion, and champions don’t eat goyslop.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The heat of the cigar ash cooks the sauce.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Get a dutch oven

                You're retarded

                Okay, I’m over this shit, I’ve been here too long. My special ending was that I wanna gonna make chili oil

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                next time just separate the meat into 1-2 lb portions and cook them separately like a normal person.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rough guess on number of swear words uttered during this exercise?

                Also what kind of cake?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what the hell man.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Get a dutch oven

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what are you trying to achieve

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf are you making?
    You are literally making it inedible grease burnt grissle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Scran

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WE COOK FOR FUNCTION, NOT FOR TASTE, YOU WHINING ASS BITCH. PACIFIER SUCKING PUSSY.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >glass stove

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually great, no more carbon covered pan bottoms. The glass is absorbent of heat, so if I need to cool the pan down I just move it to the other side. Much better than gas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no more carbon covered pan bottoms
        Were you previously cooking over an open wood fire wtf

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are you cooking slop for a peasant militia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he is preparing the rations that they serve the Russian penal battalions

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're retarded

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The weight of the meat cooks the pan.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what would happen if you carefully dropped a brick of ground beef into a deep fryer? assuming it didn't spray oil everywhere and set your kitchen on fire.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crusty exterior, likely very undercooked interior.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP should have a finger cut off for this nonsense.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you are cooking this amount you should have just put it in the oven.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god bless you op, had a good laugh

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most I do in my pan is 2 lbs of regular ground beef. Pan is crowded for sure but it shrinks after I've flipped it over to cook the other side. I buy the ground beef in bulk asking the butcher to portion in 2 lb bags. Before putting them in the freezer I flatten them out like pizza so even if partially thawed it still fits into the shape of the pan.

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