I passed by a kind old lady who gave me this Rockstar and can of ravioli. That was very nice of her.

I passed by a kind old lady who gave me this Rockstar and can of ravioli. That was very nice of her.

I hope something good happens to you, Culinaly.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    liar

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the old lady is you.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You found those on the side of the road during your wanderings, don’t lie to me.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She thought you were homeless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she might have been homeless actually, she gave me them out of a bag full of food

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went into a shoe store last year on a bad day because I slipped on some mud from a construction site and fell into a ditch broke my shoe
      None of the dudes would help me in the mens' department because they thought I was homeless
      Finally I got one of the girls from the women's department to help me
      I bought $400 boots and cleaning stuff and some Bick 4
      They work on commission
      Those dudes who ignored me were pissed, kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do you fall and break a shoe? were you wearing stilettos anon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One of these sumnabitches went straight through the sole of my boot and ripped to top part half off it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and your foot was totally fine?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              of course it was, he's not some white collar IT pussyboy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                right so you stepped on something that peirced the sole of your work boot (which should be plated) and it somehow missed your foot and went straight through and ripped the top of your boot from the sole?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't a steel toed boot it was just a regular boot I'm not a construction worker I was just walking around my neighborhood scoping construction sites for nails and shit
                Banks keep buying old houses on my street and tearing down the old houses to build $2 mil mansions that never sell (seriously they hire people to pretend to live in them I dunno must have to do with taxes or census schemes)
                Anyway they always go with the lowest bidders who leave trash everywhere and I'm sick of getting flat tires so I go clean them up when they're close to my house

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It went right through the frontmost part of the sole and peeled the top part of the boot open like a banana

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how forlorn do you have to be for a strange old lady to give you canned food

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm quite happy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but you have the appearance of forlornment

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know how I look.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Racist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >forlornment
          is not a real word
          it's forlornness
          moron

          t. ESL who can English better than you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know folornment anon isn’t another ESL like you?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he doesnt, he just likes to think hes smarterer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can make up new words in English, that's one of the rules. Shakespeare did a lot of it, he came up with the word downstairs among many others
            >t. native English speaker

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Did you know that he made up the name Jessica?
              Also nothing was slang for pussy in his day, like, "Hey bud, what's on your mind?" "Nothing."
              >much ado about nothing

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a found food thread? Can it be? I fricking love those threads.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was a day's rations on the good days for me back when.
    I hope you thanked her and I hope you pay forward the kindness when you can.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna give the ravioli to my church's food bank

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        man back when I was resorting to church food banks I got so many canned things and I had nowhere to put them so I hid them in a culvert. I could not make use of them because they didn't have the tab openers and nobody would give me a can opener or a sterno can or anything, not even those $0.43 things from WW2. I dunno what happened to those cans, hopefully some more enterprising hobo found them.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the official meal of Culinaly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough booze

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