I rarely ask the supermarket to take the responsibility of picking out fruit and veggies for me, but COME ON they did this on purpose.

I rarely ask the supermarket to take the responsibility of picking out fruit and veggies for me, but COME ON they did this on purpose.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's on you. I only buy firm heads for lettuce.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah what do you think they're going to do with their ugly produce?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's ugly but it's also missing half it's fricking leaves. this is damaged goods!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not deliberate, just doing their job. They're not going to check produce for you, they're told to fill the baskets to be boxed and delivered. It's a great way to sell shit produce at full price. Same goes for those boxed meal kits, you get the bottom of the barrel and you're paying a premium for it to have it delivered.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well everything else I get is always fine. also they've given me a refund already, and my delivery fee was $3. only a sperging wagie having a tantrum would skip over all the full heads of lettuce and grab this. they generally wouldn't even leave something like this on display

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd probably do the same thing in their situation. Actually I'd probably do much worse things.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >much worse things
          go on

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, why don't you just not buy it? Was it the last one left or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had my groceries delivered. usually I don't buy produce for delivery but under the circumstances I kind of had to add a couple to this order and they picked out this shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        almost all of my local produce this past week has been shit so maybe that's just all that was there. especially the lettuces there hasn't been much worth buying. except green bell peppers for some reason.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hmm yeah maybe it was just a bad lettuce week. they did get a cyclone up north and sometimes that causes a lot of produce to drop off for awhile. I've had a friend staying with me the last couple weeks and we've been busy all day long with travel and activities so I haven't had a chance to do shopping this whole time; so I have no idea what's going on there. I did notice that I couldn't buy potatoes at all; they were completely out of stock on all the loose ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe if you weren't such a gross lazy fat frick you'd reconsider having your disgusting lettuce delivered straight to your incel apartment door? get off your feet and go to the store useless piece of shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wrong agnon, see

          hmm yeah maybe it was just a bad lettuce week. they did get a cyclone up north and sometimes that causes a lot of produce to drop off for awhile. I've had a friend staying with me the last couple weeks and we've been busy all day long with travel and activities so I haven't had a chance to do shopping this whole time; so I have no idea what's going on there. I did notice that I couldn't buy potatoes at all; they were completely out of stock on all the loose ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I had my groceries delivered

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it costs the same except I save a shitload of time and personal expense. It'd be foolish not to. My only real mistake this time around was asking them to pick out produce which I never usually do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look at all the time I save! *posts on Culinaly*

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It'd be foolish not to
            then what is the problem here?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the problem is the one time I trust them to send me veggies I learn I could not trust them to do so. because that baseball-sized brown piece of shit head of lettuce should be considered unsalable.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see, that's what i don't get about delivery cucks. you guys think that the wagies are going to dig through the produce to pick out the best of the best? sorry, that privilege is reserved to the people that aren't too fat to go to the store. no, it doesn't cost the same. you pay the same for less

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never order produce anon, this was a one off.

                This thread is a cautionary tale.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i NEVER (NEVAR!!!!) order produce!!!@!
                >except this 1 time when i did, lol oops ^_^
                Your self-image is a lie. You are forverially "the moron who ordered lettuce from Doordash". Sucks to suck, gg no re. Admit it, and start rebuilding your life. It's springtime, anon. Plant a garden. I'm sure Doordash can get you some lettuce seeds from Home Depot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's autumn, and I order directly from the supermarket. The delivery fee was $3 or usually free when I buy enough. I have a nice garden but because I have too many shade trees it's not good for produce.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >oh no
                >he's australian
                Sorry anon, I didn't realize, you're probably more comfortable buying lettuce on AliExpress or Temu.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BREAKING NEWS: Delivery cuckhold gets cucked... again.
    More at 11.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much did you tip if someone doesnt tip you best believe you getting shit produce i drop on the ground or worse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is no option to include a tip

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fruit is a gamble. I know that going in.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, I know for a fact certain workers at the whole foods I order from pick out the shittiest stuff they can possibly find. There is this one asian lady who does everything perfectly except she ties all the plastic bags in knots. This other black girl always gives me the most fricked up produce. Hilariously small or big or rotten.

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