I really hate eating. And I hate cooking. I just want a pleasant meal replacement without a super strong taste.

I really hate eating. And I hate cooking. I just want a pleasant meal replacement without a super strong taste. But I'm lactose intolerant. I've tried protein drinks both whey and vegan and they murder my stomach and give me constipation and bloat. I'd prefer the meal replacement to not be a drink.

I wish we could figure this out. But it just gets obscenely boutique and expensive
For now I just eat body builder protein bars that don't have dairy and supplements is there anything better

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your a homosexual homosexual

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These and a daily multivitamin.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      those are horrible meal supplements

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MGS3 was a fantastic game but boy did it fucking ruin everything

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get more money to afford your crazy diet. Do you really hate eating and cooking or the cleanup?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the entire endless cycle of cooking and eating and shitting just sucks ass
      >just get more money for your diet
      what diet? Give me a break here

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a waste of trips. if performing a biological function to survive is so tedious and trivial then why not just have a nice day?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is there anything better
    you could first start by not being such a homosexual homosexual

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just make dump meals or casseroles, you fucking weiner. they barely qualify as "cooking"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know what either of those things are. but im not going to meal prep dude.

      eating is a basic need, it's fundamental. not just nutrient consumption. if you are incapable of finding joy fulfilling basic needs, you likely have some trauma surrounding having your needs unmet in general by those who should have been taking care of you.

      the answer isnt to cut out more of your needs, its to incorporate your needs into your actions. you are lactose intolerant, you have special needs. your needs are worth considering. consider them instead of running away from them.

      uh. nah

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not get cancer then? or better yet, do IV feeding

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you dont eat through IV you know

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Making casseroles isn't meal prepping, but if "no leftovers" is yet another condition that you are going to adhere to I'm done here and hope you starve to death.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is z caserrolle

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          reheating food is gross

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok, retard. eat gordon ramsey tv dinners or starve to death then, I don't care.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im not sure what your issue is. I just asked about meal replacements

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eating is a basic need, it's fundamental. not just nutrient consumption. if you are incapable of finding joy fulfilling basic needs, you likely have some trauma surrounding having your needs unmet in general by those who should have been taking care of you.

    the answer isnt to cut out more of your needs, its to incorporate your needs into your actions. you are lactose intolerant, you have special needs. your needs are worth considering. consider them instead of running away from them.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't eat duh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why you guys are giving me such a hard time about this at all...

      I would if I could. just trying to satisfy the minimum nutrients

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't get why you guys are giving me such a hard time about this at all...
        >interpreting well intentioned advice as a "hard time"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're calling me gay and telling me to die

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your point?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lots of people are. maybe examine that

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soylent sounds like the perfect meal replacement for you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soylent isnt a great meal replacement. I don't think liquid meal replacements work

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You might be transgender.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    chia seeds plus protein powder plus water is basically vegan yogurt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i did this vegan protein powder+water as my main meal a day and it really upset my stomach.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a full set of supplements, including fiber, and then find something fairly calorie dense for the energy. You could try doing like that one Culinalyizen and get the monke biscuit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      will monkey biscuit diet kill you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon looked pretty healthy. Returning to monke may be a viable life choice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasnt there also some dude who stopped buying gatorade and switched to veterinarian electrolyte powder meant for sheep and goats that had just given birth or something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ZK0XnPS.jpg

        Get a full set of supplements, including fiber, and then find something fairly calorie dense for the energy. You could try doing like that one Culinalyizen and get the monke biscuit.

        What a world we live in where animals eat and drink better than the people tending to them.
        Animals not raised for meat have it fucking great. Dairy cows often have a big brush that descends from the ceiling to pet them on command, either on a button or it just has a sensor to make it start spinning when touched. Do you have a giant petting booth in your house? A human needs to get a gf to have someone scratch those hard to reach spots and people laugh at you even if you get a handheld brush for it. Why cows allowed to have a petting machine but I'm not?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gatorade powder is like 5$ for a 200g can. this shit is ten times as powerful and 10$ for half a kilo
        might have to do all my groceries at the farm supply outlet now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          forgot my image

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >monkey biscuit and goat electrolyte
            this shit cant be real. it has to straight up kill you or something. i mean the biscuits have ash. this is just a Culinaly meme

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              modern animal feed is basically people feed but bland

              or maybe it's more accurate to say that modern processed food is basically just animal feed with Hispanices.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mayhap you ought to rebuild your gut's microbiom? like wiht probiotics, kefir

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of that stuff has really worked for me. kefir made me very very sick

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you have an ibs syndrome, try looking into it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of that stuff has really worked for me. kefir made me very very sick

      maybe you have an ibs syndrome, try looking into it

      I used to have all kinds of fucked up digestion issues with diarrhea bloating gas etc if I ate any significant amount of fiber or too much fat. Went on a course of antibiotics for something unrelated and since then I can tolerate practically any food. Would have expected holocausting gut bacteria to have the opposite effect if anything but it completely straightened out my digestion.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How long were you on anti biotic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          drop the antibiotics names, I only know that nifuroxazide works for bowel related issues

          Some penicillin variant for a week I think. I was drinking generic probiotic yogurt at the time as well. Got very constipated during and for a while after but once that cleared up my gut was better than ever and it's stayed that way since.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        drop the antibiotics names, I only know that nifuroxazide works for bowel related issues

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love cooking and still drink huel every day. The nutrition is good the fiber is good and it satisfies some of my appetite for sugar. Not having to cook as many meals makes me want to put more effort into the ones I do make.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mental illness

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i suggest killing yourself. honestly. your existence is pathetic and you couldnt survive in a harsher environment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      geez is Culinaly where all the posturing males go

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whole reason humans are the dominant species on earth is that we use our intelligence to cooperate and collectively modify our environment to make it more hospitable for us.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me tell you why you are getting shat on (rightfully so)
    >on Culinaly - Food and Cooking
    >hate cooking and eating
    >demand something without strong taste
    >lactose whatever
    >more and more shit
    you ARE the embodiment of what Culinaly hates. In fact, I don't think anyone can come to like you except MAYBE your parents and your doctor (who will extort you for their services)
    go to another board before you blow your brains out
    also another reason is because you posted anime shit, it immediately invalidates 75% of your post's value here. This ain't /a/ or Culinaly, son, lurk moar homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, its a pretty innocuous question

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and i don't go on those boards either

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop eating. Think about it.
    You never have to do that thing you find so unpleasant.
    Your presumably miserable life will be shortened drastically.
    Your genetic dead end genes will be removed from the gene pool.

    Everyone wins!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the matter with you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just trying to help bro

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't you just eat sandwhiches

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I really hate eating. And I hate cooking.
    Get the fuck off my board.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate doing a basic human function necessary for surviving
    Then die like a dog, you vermin.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dogs fucking love eating though. dogs love doing lots of stuff necessary to life. dogs are basically joy elementals

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look man I didn't make the phrase.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate eating but I love cooking. Specifically, I like cooking anything that doesn't require waiting for long periods of time because that's just boring as fuck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a shitload of recipes that doesn't need more than 15-20 minutes to have a ready meal. Even if, you could do something else while you wait, as if you're not cooking.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raw meat + fruits.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have friends and a family I live cooking for because I'm not a terminally online mentally ill transvestite homosexual like you OP. You should learn to enjoy things, even if they are mundane to you. You only get one life and you spend it online complaining to strangers, try enjoying things with those around you for a change and quit being an insufferable homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im none of those things

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