I like raw oysters, but if you hate them then you should try high quality smoked oysters in a can. They're a totally different experience and pretty mild in flavor. Just avoid the Chinese ones packed in sneed oil that you can find at every supermarket. Pic related from Worst Korea are supposed to be some of the best out there.
blows my mind so many cooks don't sever the bottom tendon and flip the meat for presentation. It's like a .5 second task and the guest can just shotgun them one after another.
Try them fried? Or don't be a little bitch baby.
Clams > mussels > scallops > oysters
All of them are delicious
Reverse order
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I like raw oysters, but if you hate them then you should try high quality smoked oysters in a can. They're a totally different experience and pretty mild in flavor. Just avoid the Chinese ones packed in sneed oil that you can find at every supermarket. Pic related from Worst Korea are supposed to be some of the best out there.
That's an acquired taste. You ever tried canned mussels?
I went to school with a girl that became very wealthy in the real estate business, and I swear that chick was like addicted to oysters. Like every other picture on her instagram was her having oysters, cooked in different ways, or as she typically preferred them, raw. Well one day she went on vacation to someplace and when she came back she had really bad headaches and started lashing out at people. She even began getting really hypersexual and would DM me to go meet her outside her home so we could have sex outside of her house; did that a few times. Figured maybe the oysters really were the aphrodisiac I've always heard of them being. One time she was like "I wanna taste my shit off your dick" and......I popped her in the ass and she sucked on my dick, and yes it was gross, but then as I'm walking back to my car there's a bunch of guys parked on the block, so I stayed and watched all of these strangers....some of them old men that looked homeless even go to the bushes to have sex with her.
I found out a few years later that parasites, as in actual worms were in her brain...and it just so happens that they attacked that part of her brain. Her husband told me that the doctor told me that although rare, they're usually obtained by eating raw oysters. That's why I only eat food that I MYSELF make; pic related.
Damn I really like oysters though I probably don't eat them often enough to have a high chance of getting the sex brain worms. But this story still scares the shit out of me. How do I ensure the place I'm eating oysters at are fresh and don't have the sex brain worms? Obviously I could ask but who's to say they aren't lying? Is there anyway of ensuring I won't get the brain worms other than buying and shucking my own?
I mean, she made a full recovery and I'm not sure how it happened, but I do know that it was quite costly. She's completely normal now. Everyone thought she had developed bipolar disorder, or something like that. It wasn't until she got scanned.....and from what I heard they found actual worms behind her eyeballs. So on the lighter side of things, there IS a cure, but for a few years there she was doing some nasty stuff, which wasn't like her at all. She was a good wife and mother, and still is, but for a while there she was doing some crazy shit.
I try to warn everyone I can about the whole raw oyster shit. I personally don't think the flavor is worth the risk. I'm glad she's back to her normal self now, but I just can't shake those moments I spent with her. YES I had sex with her and I regret it now that I know she had a problem, but at the time I thought she was just developing a nympho stage in her life. I mean it was bad. I finally called it quits when she wanted to eat her own feces and have me feed it to her. I was young and stupid and hardcore addicted to Phenibut at the time, which I must say, do not ever go down that path. It took me two TWO years to get off that shit. But a fucking lawn chair looks fuckable when you're on that stuff, and the withdrawals are hell in a handbasket.
This is a recent picture of her and thankfully she's doing okay.
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Oysters do not have a digestive tract or muscular tissue robust enough to host worms or parasites. At the absolute worst you'll find a pea crab, you fucking shit for brains.
>Oysters do not have a digestive tract or muscular tissue robust enough to host worms or parasites. Blah Blah Blah
Hey man I'm just telling you a story of something that I saw and witnessed myself. Doctors not only said it was possible but I saw actual scans of her brain with fucking worms in it. I took a special interest in it because I was worried that I could've caught something myself since I literally drank her piss once.
I mean, she made a full recovery and I'm not sure how it happened, but I do know that it was quite costly. She's completely normal now. Everyone thought she had developed bipolar disorder, or something like that. It wasn't until she got scanned.....and from what I heard they found actual worms behind her eyeballs. So on the lighter side of things, there IS a cure, but for a few years there she was doing some nasty stuff, which wasn't like her at all. She was a good wife and mother, and still is, but for a while there she was doing some crazy shit.
I try to warn everyone I can about the whole raw oyster shit. I personally don't think the flavor is worth the risk. I'm glad she's back to her normal self now, but I just can't shake those moments I spent with her. YES I had sex with her and I regret it now that I know she had a problem, but at the time I thought she was just developing a nympho stage in her life. I mean it was bad. I finally called it quits when she wanted to eat her own feces and have me feed it to her. I was young and stupid and hardcore addicted to Phenibut at the time, which I must say, do not ever go down that path. It took me two TWO years to get off that shit. But a fucking lawn chair looks fuckable when you're on that stuff, and the withdrawals are hell in a handbasket.
This is a recent picture of her and thankfully she's doing okay.
Oysters do not have a digestive tract or muscular tissue robust enough to host worms or parasites. At the absolute worst you'll find a pea crab, you fucking shit for brains.
I was at the Santa Monica Pier once in the early hours trying to catch lobsters during low tide and there was an elderly black man slicing mussels off of the pier and loading putting them into a giant heavy duty trashbag. When I asked him what he was doing he told me "making a fortune selling these pieces of shits to rich white people up the street" (I assumed he was referring to Beverly Hills. I ran into him again some time later when we were both looking for a nice spot under that same pier to shoot up, and he told me that the fishing market is absurdly unregulated and that you can just dump seafood off at any 5 star restaurant and they'll buy it like a pawn shop, or as was his case the owners would give him Oxycontin. He was a nice guy, but I never ate seafood again after he told me that. He kind of looked like Carl Winslow from Family Matters, but like all junkied out.
Yeah be careful with seafood you guys. I don't think we're supposed to eat anything that's not very well cooked fish.
Based I love mussels. This was pretty much how I expected they are harvested. But instead I imagined it was a Hispanic guy that was really drunk most of the time. A black dude nodding off is pretty much the same.
Gooseneck barnacles? Delicious. I harvest a lot of these out here on the Oregon coast. Any good recipes you'd like to share? I usually pan sear them and serve with a picatta sauce
You do? It's supposed to be super risky to harvest them because they only grow in super high and tight rocks in the coastline, a lot of the professional harvesters die. It makes them quite expensive per weight unit.
Next time you harvest them, bring them in a bucketnof seawater. Give them a try just very slightly boiled (probably the best term would be blanched) in the seawater, and put them in ice afterwards and serve them cold. It tastes like the ocean, it's great like that, and the traditional way it's served here. Fresh lemon juice is nice with it. This is one of the cases where if you cook them too much the ocean's taste disappears, although th sweetness might come up.
Sounds tasty anon, I will be sure to give that a try next time. Yes, fishing and shellfish harvesting on the coast can be dangerous, but as long as you know the tides and weather (and aren't an idiot) you'll be ok. I have a few secret spots I go for goosenecks that are easy access, just need a low tide. The geography here maybe isn't as trecherous as where you live. Get out there and explore, as long as you keep your wits about you and use common sense, there's tons of great harvesting opportunities out there
I really need to get to it when I get time. I've been wanting to start harvesting regularly from the but I haven't managed to do it yet, only caught a few sea urchins a few times
I absolutely love most seafood, but oysters are dog shit, simple as
Its okay to be wrong, but oysters are great
I said ‘simple as’, pal.
its okay to be a simple ass, but you are not my buddy, pal
Don’t ever call me names like that again, or I will find whoever you hold dearest to your heart and skin them alive
>Don’t ever call me names like that again
i will call you whatever i want Hunny Bun
>whoever you hold dearest
oysters, oysters and seafood
For me, it's the other way around
I like raw oysters, but if you hate them then you should try high quality smoked oysters in a can. They're a totally different experience and pretty mild in flavor. Just avoid the Chinese ones packed in sneed oil that you can find at every supermarket. Pic related from Worst Korea are supposed to be some of the best out there.
yeah i think you may be a tranny
blows my mind so many cooks don't sever the bottom tendon and flip the meat for presentation. It's like a .5 second task and the guest can just shotgun them one after another.
Try them fried? Or don't be a little bitch baby.
Reverse order
That's an acquired taste. You ever tried canned mussels?
>t.professional shucker
Me too. I like going out into the bay and catching flounder to cook.
Same
I went to school with a girl that became very wealthy in the real estate business, and I swear that chick was like addicted to oysters. Like every other picture on her instagram was her having oysters, cooked in different ways, or as she typically preferred them, raw. Well one day she went on vacation to someplace and when she came back she had really bad headaches and started lashing out at people. She even began getting really hypersexual and would DM me to go meet her outside her home so we could have sex outside of her house; did that a few times. Figured maybe the oysters really were the aphrodisiac I've always heard of them being. One time she was like "I wanna taste my shit off your dick" and......I popped her in the ass and she sucked on my dick, and yes it was gross, but then as I'm walking back to my car there's a bunch of guys parked on the block, so I stayed and watched all of these strangers....some of them old men that looked homeless even go to the bushes to have sex with her.
I found out a few years later that parasites, as in actual worms were in her brain...and it just so happens that they attacked that part of her brain. Her husband told me that the doctor told me that although rare, they're usually obtained by eating raw oysters. That's why I only eat food that I MYSELF make; pic related.
and that, gentlemen, is why you don't eat sea bugs
>One time she was like "I wanna taste my shit off your dick" and......I popped her in the ass
Why is this place always so weird around this time?
European hours
Americans with insomnia hours
It's midday in America, Klaus
I want whoever is that girl in your picture to lick her poop from my penis
>Her husband
what a cuck
foids literally can not lose
>inb4 incel or chud
Yes, I am
Damn I really like oysters though I probably don't eat them often enough to have a high chance of getting the sex brain worms. But this story still scares the shit out of me. How do I ensure the place I'm eating oysters at are fresh and don't have the sex brain worms? Obviously I could ask but who's to say they aren't lying? Is there anyway of ensuring I won't get the brain worms other than buying and shucking my own?
I mean, she made a full recovery and I'm not sure how it happened, but I do know that it was quite costly. She's completely normal now. Everyone thought she had developed bipolar disorder, or something like that. It wasn't until she got scanned.....and from what I heard they found actual worms behind her eyeballs. So on the lighter side of things, there IS a cure, but for a few years there she was doing some nasty stuff, which wasn't like her at all. She was a good wife and mother, and still is, but for a while there she was doing some crazy shit.
I try to warn everyone I can about the whole raw oyster shit. I personally don't think the flavor is worth the risk. I'm glad she's back to her normal self now, but I just can't shake those moments I spent with her. YES I had sex with her and I regret it now that I know she had a problem, but at the time I thought she was just developing a nympho stage in her life. I mean it was bad. I finally called it quits when she wanted to eat her own feces and have me feed it to her. I was young and stupid and hardcore addicted to Phenibut at the time, which I must say, do not ever go down that path. It took me two TWO years to get off that shit. But a fucking lawn chair looks fuckable when you're on that stuff, and the withdrawals are hell in a handbasket.
This is a recent picture of her and thankfully she's doing okay.
How many men do you think fucked her
hundreds
>Oysters do not have a digestive tract or muscular tissue robust enough to host worms or parasites. Blah Blah Blah
Hey man I'm just telling you a story of something that I saw and witnessed myself. Doctors not only said it was possible but I saw actual scans of her brain with fucking worms in it. I took a special interest in it because I was worried that I could've caught something myself since I literally drank her piss once.
You can get parasites from all types of meat, not just oyster. Any time you eat anything raw you are gambling.
Oysters do not have a digestive tract or muscular tissue robust enough to host worms or parasites. At the absolute worst you'll find a pea crab, you fucking shit for brains.
Is that a picture of your dick covered in shit? Gross.
Clams > mussels > scallops > oysters
All of them are delicious
>Clams > mussels > scallops > oysters
What a bizarre ranking.
>all of them are delicious
At least you got this part right.
All seafood except for fish is essentially just various wet bugs
I like oysters too but I dont trust them. When you live thousands of miles from the ocean youre crazy to eat these naggers
I used to live in Colorado and I ate shellfish all the time there, never got sick from it
I was at the Santa Monica Pier once in the early hours trying to catch lobsters during low tide and there was an elderly black man slicing mussels off of the pier and loading putting them into a giant heavy duty trashbag. When I asked him what he was doing he told me "making a fortune selling these pieces of shits to rich white people up the street" (I assumed he was referring to Beverly Hills. I ran into him again some time later when we were both looking for a nice spot under that same pier to shoot up, and he told me that the fishing market is absurdly unregulated and that you can just dump seafood off at any 5 star restaurant and they'll buy it like a pawn shop, or as was his case the owners would give him Oxycontin. He was a nice guy, but I never ate seafood again after he told me that. He kind of looked like Carl Winslow from Family Matters, but like all junkied out.
Yeah be careful with seafood you guys. I don't think we're supposed to eat anything that's not very well cooked fish.
Based I love mussels. This was pretty much how I expected they are harvested. But instead I imagined it was a Hispanic guy that was really drunk most of the time. A black dude nodding off is pretty much the same.
My old boss had a chinese guy who would get blue crabs for him.
they're a lot of work for not much meat, but i like food like that.
Me too.
Do you know these guys? They're eating a lot here in the north of portugal and also in galicia.
Gooseneck barnacles? Delicious. I harvest a lot of these out here on the Oregon coast. Any good recipes you'd like to share? I usually pan sear them and serve with a picatta sauce
You do? It's supposed to be super risky to harvest them because they only grow in super high and tight rocks in the coastline, a lot of the professional harvesters die. It makes them quite expensive per weight unit.
Next time you harvest them, bring them in a bucketnof seawater. Give them a try just very slightly boiled (probably the best term would be blanched) in the seawater, and put them in ice afterwards and serve them cold. It tastes like the ocean, it's great like that, and the traditional way it's served here. Fresh lemon juice is nice with it. This is one of the cases where if you cook them too much the ocean's taste disappears, although th sweetness might come up.
Sounds tasty anon, I will be sure to give that a try next time. Yes, fishing and shellfish harvesting on the coast can be dangerous, but as long as you know the tides and weather (and aren't an idiot) you'll be ok. I have a few secret spots I go for goosenecks that are easy access, just need a low tide. The geography here maybe isn't as trecherous as where you live. Get out there and explore, as long as you keep your wits about you and use common sense, there's tons of great harvesting opportunities out there
I really need to get to it when I get time. I've been wanting to start harvesting regularly from the but I haven't managed to do it yet, only caught a few sea urchins a few times