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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm ready to settle down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dated a girl whose coochie looked like that. Her name was Mortadella too. Fine Italian b***h. Shame she got vaxxed tho. RIP

      I dated a girl who's coochie dangled further than my balls. Tuck that shit in, baby

      yes, after gooing her up like that, a phone call would be nice, even if you decide never to see her again.

      HAHAHA! look I compared a ham sandwich to a womans vegana I am so funny... please tell me how to meet girls.

      https://i.imgur.com/9n3li4k.jpeg

      To be wise is to acknowledge your ignorance, to be wise is to seek the truth, the truth is God's word. To profess intelligence without the truth is neither intelligence nor wisdom, God created man in his image which is perfect and timeless, meant to continue on through generations endlessly. Man removed God from God's creation modifying their blood through the gene, this has only happened once before and that was when the fallen angels took the daughters of man. We are in perilous times, we are literally now as we were in the times of Noah. I am not preaching, just stating facts. I will now preach, a little bit; Remember what happened in the days of Noah, all the things on this earth were destroyed, this will happen again, we are in the end days. I'm not gonna get too in depth on Culinaly but I will say, and care not that I sound crazy, Jesus Christ himself reached out to me, literally, from a cloud and warned me judgement is coming soon. Not many people will get the warning I got, but I feel compelled to tell every ear that will listen, time is short, very short. Repent as if there is no tomorrow, repent for yourself, repent for your neighbor, repent for your parents and children, repent for all of mankind. Mankind has doomed his future here on this earth, he has spit in the eye of God. Man has challenged God almighty, an infinite wisdom, an infinite love, man took God's holy creation and defiled it beyond redemption. This error will pass on to all men and his offspring as time passes this unholy act will pass too. Repent at the feet of Jesus Christ, the only hope man has left.

      didn't read

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you'd ever seen one you'd be laughing along with us. I'm sorry man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's a woman, and she's born with one roastbeef, that's why she ain't laughing along us

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          married 30 years this september... how about you?

          https://i.imgur.com/3WHrbC4.jpeg

          that's a woman, and she's born with one roastbeef, that's why she ain't laughing along us

          only incels who never get it talk about it all the time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >never get it
            it's as easy as getting a bigmac lol
            prostitution is legal here
            not paying for some clapped out pusspuss lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >prostitution is legal here
              >not paying for some clapped out pusspuss lol
              so you get prostitutes? that's the definition of a clapped out pussy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there is a constant new supply of 18yo wanting to make money lol
                you can pay to remodel your pusspuss to not have a roastbeef btw

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bro you must be like 50 years old. Get off Culinaly, your wife is downstairs

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn’t know

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nope she's upstairs with me in our hobby room.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How much does she weigh?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                enough to keep from floating away in a breeze.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >married 30 years
            >site 22~? Years old
            So you got married at standard 18 or some parental approved weird underage marriage and you’re attempting to brag?
            Anon, I hate to break this to you, but your marriage sounds horrible and your wife has cheated on you, but that’s probably your thing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There has to be something supremely wrong with your brain to be able to mine any enjoyment at all from this site at over 50 years of age. This place is just not funny. You're so divorced from the averge user you must get into constant petty arguments like this exact one too.
            You're just not here forever. This place is boring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Roaster plz shut up and make us all a sandwich amirite bois amirite frickin got her mates what a prostitute you wish a man such as myself would come into your life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love how easy it is to spot a humorless feminist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >vid related, when Chad doesn't call back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            true dat

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              true.dat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I love how easy it is to spot a humorless feminist
          there's one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every time I interact with a blown out roastbeef whether it's hearing her dumb takes on anything or smelling the "10 day old open can of mackerel left out for the neighborhood cat" stench that floods the room when they open their legs I am once again grateful for being a homosexual, FRICK women (not literally of course, that's gross)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Put down the Culinaly and head straight to an emergency room to get that blasted ass sewn back together

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          awe didum get him widdle feewings huwt?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dated a girl whose coochie looked like that. Her name was Mortadella too. Fine Italian b***h. Shame she got vaxxed tho. RIP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shame she got vaxxed tho. RIP
      Anon, you are wise, people have no idea the reverb coming from destroying their blood, NO FRICKING IDEA.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're not wrong

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be wise is to acknowledge your ignorance, to be wise is to seek the truth, the truth is God's word. To profess intelligence without the truth is neither intelligence nor wisdom, God created man in his image which is perfect and timeless, meant to continue on through generations endlessly. Man removed God from God's creation modifying their blood through the gene, this has only happened once before and that was when the fallen angels took the daughters of man. We are in perilous times, we are literally now as we were in the times of Noah. I am not preaching, just stating facts. I will now preach, a little bit; Remember what happened in the days of Noah, all the things on this earth were destroyed, this will happen again, we are in the end days. I'm not gonna get too in depth on Culinaly but I will say, and care not that I sound crazy, Jesus Christ himself reached out to me, literally, from a cloud and warned me judgement is coming soon. Not many people will get the warning I got, but I feel compelled to tell every ear that will listen, time is short, very short. Repent as if there is no tomorrow, repent for yourself, repent for your neighbor, repent for your parents and children, repent for all of mankind. Mankind has doomed his future here on this earth, he has spit in the eye of God. Man has challenged God almighty, an infinite wisdom, an infinite love, man took God's holy creation and defiled it beyond redemption. This error will pass on to all men and his offspring as time passes this unholy act will pass too. Repent at the feet of Jesus Christ, the only hope man has left.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            meds?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't need your meds then and damn sure don't need them now. Men will perish by the billions because they don't keep the truth. Leading men away from the truth is evil. I bring these anons the truth because I love them, they are my brothers and sisters, I can not force them to accept the truth, in fact I expect a great number of them will reject it, but when they are cast down with (You) it will because they knew the truth and rejected it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are going to slowly become unglued saying this shit over and over and over. Nothing is going to happen. Nothing is going to happen in your lifetime or my lifetime to justify such moronation. I hope you can find other interests in your life here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing schmutzel.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they only work if you also take them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >paganism
            Not even once

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit is that real

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the reverb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I heard the same shit from the climate change mob. Get fricked. Disease is observably real, limiting the spread of disease is observably effective, your predictions of disaster are observably fantasy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based pureblood
      Best of luck finding an untainted gal somewhere out there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Adella her name ?
      I'm pretty sure.
      Fat and salty

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dated a girl who's coochie dangled further than my balls. Tuck that shit in, baby

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you wanna get fricked in the ass by another dude? homosexual

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, after gooing her up like that, a phone call would be nice, even if you decide never to see her again.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its probably more healthy to just shitpost about my ex on here.
    im pretty sure shes never getting back together with me.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have never even sniffed a vegana

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does a hole mean that much to you? Buy a Fleshlight and save up for a nice retirement plan.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like my veganas to look more like a pistachio or coffee bean personally.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inb4 someone posts the hope solo roast beef

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss her.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I should rekindle my relationship with my family.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I should call her
    mothers day is coming up.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does it stank like bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best case scenario nothing, if it smells like vegana wash then she got a stinky pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ever eat a bunch of asparagus and then piss on some Limburger cheese?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ever walk past a fishmongers as they're closing up?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey wait a minute man check this out

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