I tell you, as an Iowan, sometimes there's nothing like getting up on a cold morning, getting into your Ford Flex, going out to get some Casey&#0...

I tell you, as an Iowan, sometimes there's nothing like getting up on a cold morning, getting into your Ford Flex, going out to get some Casey's breakfast pizza, and enjoying it in your car as it warms you up. Mmm. Ready to get the day started!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing is that I bet this was the highlight of your day, hell your entire week for that matter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and yet here you both are on Culinaly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing wrong with coming here for a little bit. You're here too

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but I'm an alcoholic trainwreck that's been here every day for 15 years. I deserve to be here. People with decent lives shouldn't spend their time doing this.

          • 2 months ago
            4chan_girl

            I would date you but I like don’t like alcohol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the simple pleasures anon

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God fricking damn I wish I had money or a high paying job opportunity but I'm so lazy and arrogant it seems like it's going to take me forever to escape this trash pile

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a low income security guard wagie and I work just to be able to try all kinds of food, I eat something different on the way to work everyday and it’s been the key driving force behind my mental health lately

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i blew my beans one time when they had jalapeno cheese bread in the warmer

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I eat gas station food, I feel like I ate poison and it fricks with my body. I think it's a mental thing.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s an Iowan?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone from Minnesota?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No thats Somalian

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. paco in dallas

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ford Flex

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with a Ford Flex, aside from its cupholders sucking so that I can't store my cappamochacocaccchino and assume it won't spill?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they look silly and are not very good cars.

        OP's choice to include that detail was deliberate

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Midwest was a mistake

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iowa!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuine question: why isn't this kind of pizza more popular in other parts of the country? Seems as reasonable as a breakfast burrito or breakfast sandwich.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of us have the sense of human decency not to turn every single meal into pizza

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Casey's
    Iowegians wish they could have what Minnesotans have.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have those, Anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are called kwik star here but same thing. they are actually really good. its cool that a gas station has fried chicken sitting out. food comparable to hyvee gas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's literally a wisconsin thing that is in iowa and minnesota
      i see one of those and im eating however many of their fake mcribs they have in the warmer

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casey's pizza is the best of the flyover chains but it's mad overpriced.
    Family Express lost the mandate of heaven when they doubled the price of everything practically overnight, they're only worth going to now because they have great coffee. They used to give you a "large pizza for $5" coupon every time you bought one, so you could keep chaining them
    Speedway has garbage pizza but their other slop is consistently good, probably since they're literally just 7/11.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Upstate Ny here, try putting a chocolate glazed donut on top of a bacon breakfast pizza slice.
    There is absolutely nothing better than this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you go bacon or sausage?

      >try putting a chocolate glazed donut on top of a bacon breakfast pizza slice.
      If that doesn’t have a name I’d like to propose a “Brick Shithouse”. Also I may try this out.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    QuikTrip uses gravy as the sauce on their breakfast pizza. It's fricking amazing.

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