I tell you, sometimes there's nothing as comfy as a hotel breakfast.

I tell you, sometimes there's nothing as comfy as a hotel breakfast.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you hate yourself so much anon? Is everything alright, do you need to talk?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah i just have a drinking problem.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hell that is dire

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with a bit of sloppa. Can't go wrong with taters, sausage and egg.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dont get me wrong i love shitty hotel breakfast but that plate is just awful.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          at least the portions are reasonable

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no theyre not... its why its fricking dire

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              is this what you need, fat fat fatty?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                im a scrawny manlet but yes thats what i want from a hotel breakfast at 10am

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >im a scrawny manlet
                post timestamped stomach and today's breakfast

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >timestamped stomach
                im not a homosexual
                >todays breakfast
                again, im not a homosexual who takes pictures of my meals?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that seems like a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How many calories do you think are there, including the bagel?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Powdered eggs: 100Cal
                1 piece of thin bacon: 70Cal
                1 piece of soy additive microwave sausage: 80Cal
                1 cup of home frys: 100Cal
                1 half bagel: 120Cal
                Total: 470Cal

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Quite reasonable for a breakfast.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would just throw the bagel and shitty sausage away and get more powdered eggs and home fries. It is reasonable for a woman, all things depending.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That would be 1,400 caories a day. Are you 5'2 and 100lbs? The normal amount for a woman is 1,600-2,400.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hotel breakfast
    I used to travel a lot for work. After a while, it was just coffee and 2 bananas for brekkie. Those buffets are turrible. You have my sympathy.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only problem with that is the plating. The plate is way to big and everything is spread out so it looks like a meager portion.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like DFAC food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >DFAC food
      That bacon is way undercooked for DFAC food

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You must come from a terribly shitty family
    Homemade breakfast is much better in my house
    Get fricked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll frick you up mate. Say it to Ray Peat’s mothafrickin’ face.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Roast potatoes for breakfast
    ??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those are called hash browns and are typically fried in the grease from everything else. Pictured of course are the lowest quality version sold to a captive audience.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Those are called hash browns
        No, they're not. I know what a hash brown is - it's shredded/riced potato formed into a patty that has been fried on a grill. Those aren't hash browns. Picrel is a hash brown served with bacon and eggs. Those are very clearly whole potato segments and they really don't look like they're fried to me because there's zero grease on them.
        I get that you want to pretend like you know what the frick you're talking about because I'm clearly not American but you're just wrong.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those are called home fries. They're usually parboiled potato cubes that you make a batch of and then just throw on the griddle from a refrigerator at frycook lines in diners.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hangover brekkie for me today, pardon edginess

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I’m staying at a hotel there’s 2 things I’m doing that I wouldn’t do at home:
    AC cranked up all the way
    And
    Eating as much of that Sysco breakfast slop as I can stuff in my face

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thats true. I never eat breakfast (or lunch for that matter) but I cant help myself when I have access to good hotel bufee

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never gotten anything but a continental breakfast at a hotel

    %3D%3D

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You do realize if you have a stove and pans you can make your own bacon, eggs and taters right op…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick has that at the sort of midrange hotel that would serve a breakfast like this

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Needs Tabasco.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dog food

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Step aside, lightweights. Here's how a King eats.

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