I tell you, there's no pizza like college town pizza.

I tell you, there's no pizza like college town pizza.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only in the Midwest, though, especially Indiana and Illinois. The tavern style cut into squares is fantastic, especially since the ratio of toppings to crust greatly favors toppings. The four triangle corner pieces and the center squares are heaven.

    Pic related, Ballyhoo Pizza King in Terre Haute, home of the Indiana State Sycamores.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pizza King
      hey fellow hoosier, Pizza King is weird good. i don't think there are any left in Indianapolis
      it was always too expensive but I liked it
      i mean in the 90's a large pizza was 30 dollars at Pizza King who knows what it is now
      moved here as a kid and it was the first time i saw crumbled pepperoni chunks instead of round slices

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, specialty larges at the Pizza Kings in New Albany and Jeffersonville are $24. You guys were getting raped.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i could be misremembering, it was delivery and it was Carmel (rich town) and I was a kid (dad paid)
          we ordered Pizza King the day we moved into the house for family and the mover guys. my dad was super pissed and I clearly remember him being like "30 dollars for a fricking pizza?" all annoyed at my mom

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            She probably tipped the delivery guy extra for his premium sausage, if you catch my drift.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it was the first time i saw crumbled pepperoni chunks instead of round slices
        truly revolutionary american cuisine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          also unbelievable because cubed pepperoni is common on frozen pizza

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      closer to lasagna then pizza

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tavern style by far the best esp if on the well done side. Really like a lot of Peoria, IL spots.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tavern style
      Also from Indiana. Here we call it a party cut

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        most morons would

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer cheese pizza

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a circle pizza cut into squares

    why do burgers do this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pizza pit in ames used to be my go to place like 12 years ago, and the bar downstiars

      would you rather have a square pizza cut into circles?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that place was so trashy but I loved it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/wvvWCfK.jpg

          i grew up with pizza pit- celebrated multiple birthday parties there, grew up less than a mile away...it's mid. plus, weird thin slices.

          https://i.imgur.com/NymDqET.jpg

          I tell you, there's no pizza like college town pizza.

          is that the Airliner or Vine? both are mid, made with Sysco ingredients (i worked at one, i would know). paglais, pizza on dubuque, the wedge, even Falbo's are better.

          why are so many iowagays on Culinaly anyway? there's at least 1 casey's/quad city pizza thread every couple days, it's weird.

          https://i.imgur.com/rUecvn5.jpg

          [...]
          Iowa pizza? Fore me it's taco pizza
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_pizza

          i am typing this less than a mile away from the first location of Happy Joes, the first place that ever thought to combine pizza with taco incredients, in the world. it's always been shit. that weird small-cubed ham and the cheese that turns to rubber as soon as it dips below molten temperature.

          https://i.imgur.com/NdaUUAD.jpg

          are you old enough to remember Home Team Pizza on Lincoln Way?

          this thread is weirding me out.
          yes, i used to take the Home Team coupons out of The Advertiser and use them for sleepovers. anyway Jeff's is better that home team ever was... home team was Paul Revere's/Gumby's tier ie there's no excuse to eat it unless you are 18-22 years old and drunk or hungover. anyplace that serves cheese sticks/garlic bread with ranch should only be eaten while 12-18 drinks deep on black velvet and busch/keystone light

          Rest in peace, Benny. I am sure you would get a kick about having your name mentioned in a Culinaly Iowa college town pizza thread.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's Airliner. Didn't Pizza on Dubuque close down years ago? Wedge and Falbo's are good, Pagliai's is good but also overrated. I remember when that was pretty much the only half-decent pizza in IC

            We had Home Team too and it was trash but I loved it because it was cheap. Gumby's was also trash but I ate pokey stix while drunk many times. Paul Revere's less often but I liked those wedge-calzone things they had

            Happy Joe's is whatever, I had it as a kid, I'll say one thing for them they're consistent, same today as they used to be. Just 5x more expensive

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              One Huger Huge please

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >14" for $5
                kill me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                goddamn I loved that cheap shit but they died long before everyone had smartphones so there are no pics of their pizza. they didn't even use real cheese

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I went to Iowa State for grad school. Is whiskey river still there

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I believe so. I think acquaintances of mine frequent it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/z05227e.jpg

            I think it's Airliner. Didn't Pizza on Dubuque close down years ago? Wedge and Falbo's are good, Pagliai's is good but also overrated. I remember when that was pretty much the only half-decent pizza in IC

            We had Home Team too and it was trash but I loved it because it was cheap. Gumby's was also trash but I ate pokey stix while drunk many times. Paul Revere's less often but I liked those wedge-calzone things they had

            Happy Joe's is whatever, I had it as a kid, I'll say one thing for them they're consistent, same today as they used to be. Just 5x more expensive

            Pagliai's was never that good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/wvvWCfK.jpg

        https://i.imgur.com/1z5lIXc.jpg

        that place was so trashy but I loved it

        Pizza Pit? More like Pizza SHIT!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pizza pit used to do pizza days at my highschool.
        There is still at least one in Madison wi.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the gumby's there closed. sad. no more pokey stix

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            pokey sticks were nice, the cheese on the pizzas was mealy trash though. but i would still like to eat one for nostalgia’s sake

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you old enough to remember Home Team Pizza on Lincoln Way?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hometown
          Cringe.

          That's a manipulation used by the sleeziest of israelites to arouse npc tribalism

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the fact that you can order a shirt with that logo blows my mind

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pizza pit in ames
        sigh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sigh
          what the frick are you trying to say with that? you miss it? you hate it? I spent way too much money at Welch ave station to care

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly think it's a college town thing. The pizza near my college did the same shit and it made no sense.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did your pizza guy also sell condoms and weed, or was that just my town?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats most small towns. Thats why I dont tip. Those greedy bastards are already running 2 side businesses.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to an Andrew Yang Rally on the UNH campus. The pizza he provided for free was the worst Greek Pizza I had ever had.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iowa pizza? i-o-want! Great pizza in Iowa!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Iowa pizza
      for me, it's Casey's
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey's

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Casey's is too damn good and I can't explain why

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Their breakfast pizza is the best you can buy. I don't know what people see in their regular marinara pizzas. Super generic marina za, the best breakfast za. It's been consistent this way across the many Casey's I've visited

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Idk man, I feel the same way about their breakfast pizza but still love their plain pepperoni. I think it's their cheese that gets me, but not sure

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they should sell it frozen nationally

    • 2 months ago
      Rob Tibbetts

      https://i.imgur.com/nRlaWo5.jpg

      >Iowa pizza
      for me, it's Casey's
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey's

      Iowa pizza? Fore me it's taco pizza
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_pizza

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks genuinely awful. I've made what I've called taco pizza without knowing this existed but it was just regular pizza topped with cooked-and-drained taco-seasoned ground beef when it goes in the oven then raw chopped tomatoes and onion and shredded lettuce when it comes out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're supposed to have refried beans on it too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's on sight for Dave Portnoy for that picture. only iowans can slander casey's

      Do all Yowa University students like like her and come with party cut pizzas or is she unique? Where is Yowa?

      i assume it's a joke about how half of U of I's student body comes from the chicago suburbs and has a horrible nasal accent

      [...]
      i grew up with pizza pit- celebrated multiple birthday parties there, grew up less than a mile away...it's mid. plus, weird thin slices.

      [...]
      is that the Airliner or Vine? both are mid, made with Sysco ingredients (i worked at one, i would know). paglais, pizza on dubuque, the wedge, even Falbo's are better.

      why are so many iowagays on Culinaly anyway? there's at least 1 casey's/quad city pizza thread every couple days, it's weird.

      [...]
      i am typing this less than a mile away from the first location of Happy Joes, the first place that ever thought to combine pizza with taco incredients, in the world. it's always been shit. that weird small-cubed ham and the cheese that turns to rubber as soon as it dips below molten temperature.

      [...]
      this thread is weirding me out.
      yes, i used to take the Home Team coupons out of The Advertiser and use them for sleepovers. anyway Jeff's is better that home team ever was... home team was Paul Revere's/Gumby's tier ie there's no excuse to eat it unless you are 18-22 years old and drunk or hungover. anyplace that serves cheese sticks/garlic bread with ranch should only be eaten while 12-18 drinks deep on black velvet and busch/keystone light

      Rest in peace, Benny. I am sure you would get a kick about having your name mentioned in a Culinaly Iowa college town pizza thread.

      *a kick out of

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had assumed OP was just baiting someone to post this garbage pizza

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grab middle slice
    >fingers all greasy as shit now and you feel like an indian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You slide your fingers beneath the exposed edge and lift without touching the top.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    college pizza is the best, it's trashy and cheap (it used to be anyway) and you're usually sharing it with some bros and chicks

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do all Yowa University students like like her and come with party cut pizzas or is she unique? Where is Yowa?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nvm i'm moronic, ay'm from yowa ay cayn't heylp eyt.

      Joseph Whitty's "Happy Joe's" claimed to be the first pizza restaurant to offer a taco pizza (a pizza with refried bean/tomato sauce, cheese, lettuce, tomato and taco chips). After a franchisee suggested adding tacos to the menu, Whitty invented the restaurant's best-selling product, the Taco Pizza.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Joe
      https://boneyappetit.com/taco-pizza-jewel-of-the-midwest/#:~:text=That%20oil%2Dcrisped%20crust%20topped,another%20Midwest%20gem%2C%20Happy%20Joe's.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's on sight for Dave Portnoy for that picture. only iowans can slander casey's

        [...]
        i assume it's a joke about how half of U of I's student body comes from the chicago suburbs and has a horrible nasal accent

        [...]
        *a kick out of

        >joke about accent
        Nah. Just a mocking observation about how the spatula handle in OP aligned with the I in Iowa so that it looks like YOWA in the thumbnail

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Iowa? Ionwannago

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's Caitlyn Clark's favorite pizza?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks fricking awful. I can make better pizza than that at home and I'm not even very good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That looks fricking awful
      that OP pic looks like chef boyrdeee crust
      which is Ok at home but not at a restaurant/collage bar

  13. 2 months ago
    fags are gay

    for.me its Johhny D's in Pleasantville
    nothing like busting people in texas holdem at the showboat then taking the long road thru town to rt 40 outnof atlantic city thinkin maybe i should get a room drunk as frick then just sayin frick it and getting a slice half the size of your torso and a gram of meth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We really need to do something about the hobo problem on Culinaly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just ban android phones from posting, easy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fug u too

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My college roommate senior year ordered from 'Brand X' frequently despite not being drunk.
    >The only thing this place is good for is if you've been up very late drinking alcoholic beverages and need something inside your stomach and you are too drunk to cook something for yourself (including too drunk to use a microwave properly). This is cardboard with a little sauce and burned cheese on top. It works for soaking up some of the booze in your stomach to make sure you don't asphyxiate while you sleep. If you go here while sober, you should be slapped with an iron claw and have your intestines wrapped around the axle of a car that's driving down the interstate (and while still attached to you).
    >It's open late, so it's an excellent place if you've been drinking and need that fix. Just call this place up and they'll be able to get your pizza to you very quickly because it's probably been sitting underneath a heat lamp for 6 to 8 hours. You should never, ever, ever order this pizza while sober, so the taste is of no consequence at all. Just order the pizza while you are a drunken bastard and it is perfection.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any other Hoosiers in this thread? This is the best pizza in Indiana, which isn’t saying much, but still.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      3:40 - “This is fancy Dominoes.” “I give it a very generous 6.1”

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LCCcm7Y.jpg

      3:40 - “This is fancy Dominoes.” “I give it a very generous 6.1”

      Mother Bear's coasts on legacy. Maurizio's In Terre Haute and New Albanian in New Albany clear.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m from New Albany actually, I thought that New Albanian closed, but apparently they just moved to where Sportstime used to be? They used to be downtown on Pearl St. but I assumed the pandemic killed them or something (RIP Wicks). Sportstime pizza was the best pizza in the area, I hope New Albanian kept the same recipe.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They've been there for like over 15 years now. The Pearl Street one was the brew house. The pizza is the same as Sportstime.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Official pizza of your Indiana State Fair?

      https://indyfurcon.com/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my vote is Greek's Pizzeria (out of Muncie/ball state area originally but all over central indy)
      Portnoy shat on it which made me sad
      but they have the best sauce

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      would

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went to IU and Aver’s was always well liked in Bloomington too. Pizza X breadsticks on 10th were a staple

      https://i.imgur.com/NymDqET.jpg

      I tell you, there's no pizza like college town pizza.

      would love to watch her take a massive dump after finishing half of that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely based

      https://i.imgur.com/LCCcm7Y.jpg

      3:40 - “This is fancy Dominoes.” “I give it a very generous 6.1”

      This guy is a huge homosexual and I would fight him IRL if I ever saw him. He didn't even order the deep dish

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    American pizza is atrocious, just stuff as much fattening ingredients on top of an ultra thick dough as possible

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Generic post is generic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just like any American garbage "pizza" posted itt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pizza outside of the ny tri state area is mostly bad, no one seems to make a thin foldable crust on a normal pizza outside of here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no one seems to make a thin foldable crust on a normal pizza outside of here.
        it's not 1977 there are New York style pizza places in every podunk town in the country

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only moron to actually respond to the bait
        >likes ny style

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based and Iowa pilled.

    RIP to Pizza Pit in Iowa City

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP to Paul Revere's, Pizza on Dubuque, and Home Team, too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did they close anyway? Loved that place even if it was shit

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's some pretty flaky crust. Not that it would've a deal breaker for me. I enjoy pizza of all kinds.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That style pizza is usually so shit that you really need to know where to go to find a good representation of it. An overwhelming majority of it is fricking terrible cardboard pizza with the shittiest ingredients they can give you. Imagine picking up a piece and that mound of topping falling off everywhere. I grew up in Ohio so I know damn well what I'm talking about. Not a place you can just visit and find a good spot. You literally have to live there for years and you still probably won't find a good place. If you're ever in Columbus, go to Plank's pizza on Parsons avenue. That is still probably the best version of this I've had. I recommend the bratwurst. Donatos isn't terrible for a chain version of it.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    picture looks like AI slop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, it doesn't, and people should stop throwing that around like idiots

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      glad I'm not the only one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s from the restaurant Facebook page, the airliner in Iowa city, you’re a moron and so is that guy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and it’s from years before AI was even a thing so you’re extra dumb

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Sir Pizza, the most schizophrenic pizza chain in America

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you suppose she majored in?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      deepthroat if i'm lucky

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sociology or STDs

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She reminds me of a college girl who was working at Fong's Pizza in Des Moines. I was visiting family in Cedar Rapids, and they kept harping on and on about the place. It's pretty good; artisanal, with a good combination of flavors and toppings, as well as originality. 9 out of 10.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I once dated someone in Ankeny that similarly worshipped Fong's. It's good, for Iowa.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pizza college ass

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does ALL college radio music sound the same?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything tastes better when you've just downed 12 beers and are about to frick a 21 year old blonde, I agree, post sex za' is based

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Panchies still good?

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idc if it's a chain, shout out Mellow Mushroom in Statesboro, GA. When I was there 2008-2012 it was the frickin spot. Made a long island ice tea inspired wienertail called "Shroom Tea" that was one of the best things I've ever tasted in my life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mellow Mushroom is indeed a chain. They were mostly in college towns in the southeast but with a name like that, they had to expand into Colorado.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We had two in my area, in Philly and Delaware, but they both closed iinm.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Philly seems like it would be a difficult market to get into. Delaware on the other hand? Who the frick ever thinks about Delaware?
          (Sorry, Delaware anons but really, who thinks about Delaware unless someone from Delaware brings up Delaware?)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Newark Delaware's biggest employer is university of Delaware and the town itself had a strong hippie vibe.
            Philadelphia has an entire neighbourhood full of a bunch of universities that practically share a campus (UPenn, Drexel, USci and some smaller colleges), not to mention that this part of town is also not terribly far from as half dozen other schools. And university students love weed and pizza. Mellow Mushroom just kinda fits

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to NYU. Does nyc pizza still count as college pizza?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    San Luis Obispo is literally the nicest town in America. Get some wood sticks pizza while you're there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t tell people about slo also woodstocks sucks and exists outside of it too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the top tourist attraction in San Luis Obispo
      >The top tourist attraction in the city of San Luis Obispo, California is the "Gum Wall", an entire alleyway covered in used bubble gum. Tourists can become part of the attraction by adding their own already chewed bubble gum.
      >What is Cal Poly-SLO best known for outside of the local community?
      >The school California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo in San Luis Obispo, California is best known for a criminal incident in 2014 where members of the school's football program got into an armed "turf war" with the Delta Sigma Phi fraternity over the right to sell drugs to the school's students. Multiple students were sentenced to prison for their parts in the drug trade and gun battle.
      The weather is really nice.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the college town pussy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rife with disease.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh nooo not disease please no no no no no
        >*puts biden diaper on wiener*

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What does this even mean?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means they're so far left that American universities look to them like right wing nutbags.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That answer seems idiotic

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh heckin' homecooked local slop
    Imagine getting filtered by not owning an oven

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >b-b-but how am i gonna get my preheated slop??!?!?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you think most college kids give two fricks about cooking

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How old is that photo

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised American college can actually afford to go to restaurants

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im suprised you had the brain power to even type that nonesense out.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever taken a hot slice of pizza and rubbed it all over some girl’s bare breasts?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldnt let my dog eat anything touched by a vagoid

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