I tell you, you haven't lived until you've had free food catered to you at the office. Now this is luxury living.
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I tell you, you haven't lived until you've had free food catered to you at the office.
>unlimited alcoholic drinks
>nothing special
why do those sandwiches look like burritos
biden's america
Bro I love Jimmy John's cookies, so good
I used to work there years ago and I stole so many of those cookies. we had a box in the freezer that we were supposed to put the broken cookies into, I guess they sent them back and got refunded for them or something. but I'd take a few of them at the end of my shifts, or grab one to eat on break or something. we also used to take the bread guts that you tear out of the bread, soak it with the oil vinegar sauce, put a few shakes of the herbs onto it, then roll it up with a couple pieces of bacon. made for a great snack and I'd just eat a bunch of those during my shift because I was poor and you only got a free sandwich if you worked a 10+ hour shift and nobody got shifts that long unless you were a manager. I'll tell you what though, I worked mainly closing shift and I left every single night with 2 sandwiches for me and my girlfriend. they'd have 3 or 4 portions of meat double cheese, fricking thick sandwiches, shit was so cash. got a lot of free bread too which came in clutch because like I said we were pretty poor. crazy looking back at that shit.
Any time my work does this it's always some meme thai fusion food truck or something and then you're seen as an ingrate for just eating what you packed yourself
They literally only do this so you don't actually get your full lunch and have to stay at the office. All corporate culture is fricking evil.
What kind of shitty life do you have where this is note worthy?
I can’t imagine disrespecting my employees enough to buy them shit tier no meat Jimmy Johns
It's not free
they would rather pay $100 for a meal at an office once a month than give everyone any amount in raises
free food at your office is just a cheap way to placate office workers without paying extra taxes
>they would rather pay $100 for a meal at an office once a month than give everyone any amount in raises
what if i told you i got a 3% raise this year and free pizza at work? keep seething.
>not even beating inflation
WAGIE WAGIE PAY MY TISMBUX IN YOUR CAGIE
>than give everyone any amount in raises
>not even beating inflation
keep those moving those posts and stay angry Bebe
>bragging about having less spending power than last year
sad!
Not really. I work in the office for a corporate travel agency and at least once a week we have a hotels, airlines, etc bringing in free food while pitching to the agents, trying to get them to push their businesses. The office doesn't provide them, the other agencies do.
Okay so it’s a different business avoiding paying taxes. Mind I’m not saying it’s a bad thing
Nah you’re just a jaded commie
Black folk. I have a comfy 94k/year job and refuse to go into the office for 'free lunch' every 4 weeks. You guys need to realize you're worth more than the meager scraps corporate offers.
I remember once at my first job we had a bunch of Popeyes for meeting some goal.
I took about seven breaks that day.
A couple weeks ago my company rented out Fenway Park for a giant party. It was all you can eat/drink catered with food trucks as well as the regular Fenway stands (but they were all free)
I blacked out and lost my shirt
I'm curious, what fake job do you have?
I got some pretty bad food poisoning from Jimmy Johns a couple months ago.
We have a full time chef who's always cooking shit in between product demonstrations and cooking classes that we run. One of the office milfs brings me lunch sometimes if they haven't brought out some of the extra food to us hi-vis lads already
I would rather share the money they wasted on the food with my colleagues. Even if it's just a dollar per person.
Well the CEO is sharing the money with his family so there’s that. You’d prolly spend the money on video games and funko pops or whatever moronic shit you homosexual wagies spend your paycheck on
My work started limiting alcohol at functions to a single drink per person because a few years ago somebody got drunk out of his mind and slashed his face up stumbling through a window. He claimed compensation and the insurance company added an exemption to the policy for any future alcohol related incidents at work functions. He also groped a few women and had to go to sensitivity training. I kind of wish it had been me because I'd love to have a memory of feeling Cassie's luscious bosom.
> nutritionless bleached white flour
> unhealthy processed meats
> potato chips fried in seed oils
> huge cookie loaded with sugar
why does your employer hate you, anon?
Unwrapped sandwiches in a pile and no gloves? Umm....that's not c*vid safe dude.
We were doing midnight construction and maintenance work on the runway of our local international airport one time and the general contractor had apparently worked out a deal to let them hire an ice cream truck to come out on the airfield at 2AM. Everybody got a free cone with two scoops; it was one of the most surreal fricking experiences in my career.
Apart from that, it's not too uncommon to have a free catered lunch on a big job site. One contractor I know does big barbecues every year on their company's founding anniversary.
>ice cream truck to come out on the airfield at 2AM. Everybody got a free cone with two scoops;
What a nice morale boost
Honestly, it was more just the sheer fricking novelty of it that put us in a good mood, but it was pretty tasty ice cream, too. I can only imagine what the guys running the security checkpoint thought when an ice cream truck showed up in the middle of the night being escorted onto the airfield by some guy from the airport's board of directors.
>work at a 3-person office that just has my boss and another person aside from me
>Jimmy Johns keeps stopping by and giving us a box of free sandwich minis to entice us to order from them
>the boss refuses because she hates subs (I don't know what her problem is)
I love it so much I don't know why they keep doing it. They've given us a box of subs at least 5 times
>Work nights processing invoices for a medium size company in university
>Only person in the building at that hour besides the qt milf Honduran cleaning lady
>Always gives me the leftover executive/business client lunches to eat
>Frick in different rooms around the building
>She sets me up with her daughter who I dated for a couple years, broke up after she found out me and her mom used to sleep together, still sleep with her mom occasionally for a few years after
Corporate catering always reminds me of good times
mmm i love some shredded lettuce sandwiches
I like Jimmy Johns as much as the next person, but seriously, that is NOT luxury living when someone spends less than $10 on you, and throws you a cookie or packaged chips for free. No no no. Aim higher next time and get the person ordering not to go to a chain.
Yesterday my work catered lunch from a wings place, x 4 flavors, and from a mom-n-pop Italian with lemon piccata chicken, ziti, chicken parm, garlic rolls and salads, and a ice chest full of starbucks, water bottles, and sweet tea.
When I worked a medical school, Fridays and grant deadline days, were always catered from the hospital cafe to our department or from a local "cantina" for good cuban or nica food. It was always over-ordered so the secretaries and poor foreign students could pack a to go box for their families at home.
>catered from the hospital cafe
former hospital IT here, and holy shit our cafeteria was garbage. same level as the institutional-quality stuff I had in college back in the early '00s
>former hospital IT here, and holy shit our cafeteria was garbage. same level as the institutional-quality stuff I had in college back in the early '00s
Miami hospital food is really nice. High income employees and diners are picky.
I mean, this was southwestern connecticut so <shrug>
im a contractor so i always have to pay. im too cheap to do so because the slop always looks like that and costs $10+/person. not paying money for lettuce and bread and two slices of processed meat