I thought takeout in the UK was bad? I would demolish this

I thought takeout in the UK was bad? I would demolish this

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the shit people do to themselves

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pound symbol in the image
      >OP specifically mentioning the UK
      Are you stupid?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's an American

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I believe you got japed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you answered your own question

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They really do

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know this guy is like 34?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't exaggerate, he's like 32 stone at most.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a 10 in bongland

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah its only really bad if you dont live in a big city youre options are either bad food or fish and chips

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chips on pizza

    Cmon mate you know it's the sloppiest of slop and you're down bad if you're eating from a chippy that offers stuff like that. Altho by the looks of the bloke that seems about right.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I would demolish this
    you would demolish your toilet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      worth

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most turkish take outs in the uk are great.
    its the indian take outs you need to watch out for

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh I just ate 2 lbs of jack in the box and even to me this shit looks like too much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are the new smashburgers any good?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'ow ya doin'?
    I heard Danny's voice when I saw the picture!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't exaggerate, he's like 32 stone at most.

      You know this guy is like 34?

      You're just jealous.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the stds

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a solid 10 out of 10, cameraman

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Bongs and Bong adjacent people, is the pizza there any good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basically every pizza place is a generic turkish pizza shop that also sell kebabs, burgers etc.
      some of these places larp as italian with their branding
      it's almost all the same pizza and kebab no matter where you go, some aren't too bad, others are awful
      wouldn't know what to compare it to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Korean places are like this in the US. It's never just Korean, it's also always terrible hamburgers and pizza too for some reason

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          another thing to mention is that with bongland being so small and compact, you'll have like five of these places on one street, there's about 10 pizza shops within a 10 minute walk of me in each direction kek
          if i go on ubereats or justeat right now there'll be 100 to choose from that will deliver to my address
          it's mostly cheap nasty slop but you'll find the odd place that slightly stands out from the rest

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you'll have like five of these places on one street, there's about 10 pizza shops within a 10 minute walk of me in each direction

            that's because they're laundering money.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              meh, most of the ones near me have been running since i was a kid, they're all seemingly independent ran by different people but some will change ownership without rebranding, these places are VERY popular because they are usually very cheap, if you walk by they'll be full of people and delivery drivers in and out all night, especially on a weekend and especially if near clubs and pubs
              don't underestimate a drunken bongs appetite for a mystery meat kebab dripping in grease

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fried chicken from Korean joints in Manhattan is really good, places between 32nd st and 5th ave and broadway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's Ktown, moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basically this. They're all just paki places that clearly use the same ingredients, and they don't sell real pepperoni or ham for obvious reasons. The only decent ones are places like dominoes and papa johns, unless you live in a nice area and you over pay for some random guys attempt at authentic italian pizza.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is Canada verbatim, but replace Turkish with Lebanese/Indian

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          1: arrive in Australia with 20k cash
          2: buy lease of struggling suburban pizza joint from retirement age boomers
          3: jack up the prices, lower the quality
          4: change ham to chicken ham, pepperoni to chicken pepperoni
          5: ignore all customer complaints
          6: add biryani to the menu for inexplicable reason
          7: "tandoori special"
          8: lose entire customer base through incompetence and greed
          9: convert restaurant to ghost kitchen on doordash, scam zoomers for a few months
          10: run out of money, close restaurant, skip out on lease
          11: abandoned restaurant sits emtpy for a year until bank foreclosure
          12: return to India, victorious!
          We did it bros

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Indian Muslims aren't doing that, get your stereotypes right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like anywhere you basically trip over pizza places so you have to ask people for a good local one in the sea of shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is pizza in the UK any good, what are you stupid or something?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's just a regular American pizza with chips on one slice as a gimmick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that shit is for tourists in times square, the morons standing in pens to see some ball drop. Nobody in their right mind from NY does that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are yuro's so embarrassed about their food "culture"? Just own up to it. They keep trying to deflect to America lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There has never been a supersized pizza served up in Europe or Bongland with chips/fries on it. It is a purely American gimmick. See:

        No, that shit is for tourists in times square, the morons standing in pens to see some ball drop. Nobody in their right mind from NY does that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if you're trolling or just unashamedly moronic at this point

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why the shit do they not cut it in squares?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because its round

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dibs on the slice with chips

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