I unironically have chilli pepper burn on my dick and balls. How do I stop the pain?

I unironically have chilli pepper burn on my dick and balls. How do I stop the pain?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bengay cream to cool it down.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deep heat or tiger balm

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go to the playground at night and drag your balls across the equipment

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did we get to this point anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was probably just chopping hot chiles then went to pee without washing his hands first, dummy

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the best you have? He's a pedophile and senile.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's a pedophile and senile.
      source?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The White House Director of Security at least on his senility, he got caught on a hot mic with James O'Keefe
        His granddaughter on the other stuff, she's gone public on many occasions look up "inappropriate showers" because it was a recurring event

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        JFC you think I'm talking about the old timey guy? I'm talking about Biden

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont disagree then but how was I supposed to know that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this the best you have? He's a pedophile and senile.

          Frick off /misc/ I hate how this shit has infested every board.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            funny how those two posts triggered you when they are about as begnin as it gets. maybe go back to your safe space

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's a pedophile and senile.
      source?

      The White House Director of Security at least on his senility, he got caught on a hot mic with James O'Keefe
      His granddaughter on the other stuff, she's gone public on many occasions look up "inappropriate showers" because it was a recurring event

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Calling a journalist a glowie is pretty glowie, Anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fedposting in a chili dick thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The White House Director of Security at least on his senility, he got caught on a hot mic with James O'Keefe
      His granddaughter on the other stuff, she's gone public on many occasions look up "inappropriate showers" because it was a recurring event

      This has to be a bot that recognizes this image, right? This isn't even a usual Townsends bait thread, it's about anon's dick burning.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's just americans bringing their drama into Culinaly treads. report and hide.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soap and water. Then hydrocortisone cream.
    Or tiger balm. But probably the hydrocortisone.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ORANGE FOOL

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with you chuds?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm frustrated.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Option 1: Cold yogurt or milk. Capsaicin is fat soluble, but not water soluble so you need a fat based solution. Anything water based will make it worse.
    Option 2: Keep going until you enjoy it. You can develop a taste for this sort of thing. Your gf will appreciate all the effort you put in to making vindaloo for her, and you'll appreciate her spicy mouth.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vick's vapor rub. The menthol cools it off. Works every time

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A Big Meal for Small Orange Hands
    >A Healthy Colonial Dish That Is Better Than Getting Served Fast Food in the White House
    >Peasant Dish for Frick Donald Drumpf Fricking Orange Fool Fascist
    He needs to be more subtle

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hand cleaner like Goop or Gojo.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You tough it out, pussy. I guess next time you could wear gloves like a giant fricking vegana if it really bugs you that much.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chop some habaneros
    >go pee
    I've learnt my lesson

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it was freshly grown carolina reapers.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liquid antacid like maloxx or mylanta mixed 50/50 with water. Shake it up and pour it on your wiener. This is legit what antifa uses for pepper spray or tear gas when they are doing government sponsored looting.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if a hot girl tortured you by putting a slice of habanero up your butthole while you're tied up

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jerk off with sour cream

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