I want it BLACK. JUST BLACK.

"Hi, can I get a LARGE ICED COFFEE—JUST BLACK?"
>You want cream in that?
"No, just black..."
>Did you want any flavor?
"NO, just black."
>So no sugar?
"No..."
>*takes a minute just to type it into the computer*
>OK pull around
I pay, then get to the second window.
>*hands me a fricking milkshake-looking cup of shit*
"No. That's supposed to be JUST BLACK. JUST PLAIN. NOTHING IN IT. JUST BLACK.
>So you don't want any flavor or anything in it?
...

It is EVERY FRICKING TIME I go to McDonald's that this happens. Every time. And it doesn't matter the location either. I thought that McDs was trying to really revamp their entire "McCafe" shit? They finally got decent tasting iced coffee, finally, that doesn't taste like frickin water. But you can't even order a regular drink . WHAT THE FRICK.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you sound a lot like ya mum

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      heh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >muh bbc
      wow, how clever & totally unexpected!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It worked well

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        american website

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        american website

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        american website!!!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        American website

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Broadly British Channel

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        American website (I fapped to bbc last night and I have a severe case of AGP (I am white))

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        your mom's BBC was unexpected

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who knew trying to order a normal coffee at the fast food slop house would result in you getting fast food slop

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if they had actually made a mistake i think you would be complaining to the restaurant and getting a refund or the drink which you claim you wanted in your post rather than complaining to a bunch of strangers on a macedonian fast food forum

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He probably did both moron

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More than likely, you are an absolute butthole. And the people working there hate you.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Me with no mayonnaise

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's funny.
    I've mentioned it here before that McDonald's has surprisingly very, very good espresso.
    >but that's not on the menu
    As I said last time I brought it up (and last time someone said that) out of desperation as a guy from Yurp passing through middle America with nowhere else to get coffee (not even a fricking Starbucks lmao), I went to McDo and ordered "a latte but with no milk, no cream, no sugar and no flavour syrup."
    The girl at the till had no idea how to ring it up or even if she could and no idea how to make it since, she explained, the drinks machine is entirely automated but I asked that she just ring it up as a latte and give it a try. I'll pay for the thing even if she can't actually do it. As for the lack of milk (again, the machine pumps milk from a reservoir into into the drink automatically), her manager was able to finagle it somehow, I think by just pressing the button for an extra shot.
    Anyway, after they were finished looking at me like I had 27 heads and gave me the coffee (in a full size cup since espresso cups apparently didn't exist in Nebraska at the time), charging me only for "the extra shot," which was nice. Lovely people, Nebraskans.
    Nowadays, I think American McDo actually does sell espresso but this was not the case back then.
    Still, not that I go often but never have I ordered anything at McDonald's where they've gotten the order wrong and if it were a continuing problem, I would just stop going. It's your fault if you keep repeating the same fricking behaviour but expect a different result. Move on and try something new rather than be a whiny little twat about it, ya c**t.

    lol, my captcha is K4RYN

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cool story bro, nobody asked

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cool story ma'am, nobody asked

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you should go to a local coffee shop rather than McDonalds

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Use the fricking app

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "I just want BBC" - OP

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ok boomer

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get black iced coffee at McDonald's all the time. They'd always look at me weird and occasionally gave me the milkshake until they got used to it. Then one time when I went in, the manager recognized me and jokingly called me "Mr. Black." I stopped going there after that.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't specify no sugar they'll put it in about half of the time. If you do specify no sugar they'll put it in about 10% of the time. Also McD's iced coffee sucks and hasn't been worth it since they stopped selling it for $1.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Next time just go to a grocery store and buy a big ass bottle of refrigerated unsweetened black coffee. It might even be cheaper.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to ask for the senior coffee idiot. It's a 1$ black coffee in a small cup made just for you and me.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "Black" can still have sugar or flavor, saying "JUST BLACK" (especially like the dweeb idiot that you probably sound like) doesn't give enough information. Plus once you've exposed your dweeb level they aren't going to trust you to order it right anymore. Add that to literally 1000 people ordering iced coffee a day, 999 of them get cream and flavor, you're the dumbass to them, you know that? You'd be smarter to order the cream and flavor on the side then just throw it away.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"Black" can still have sugar or flavor
      No. Since the dawn of time, "black" has meant nothing in it.
      >Mongoloid McDonald's employee detected

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Since the dawn of time, "black" has meant "nothing in it."
        Just when I thought Culinaly couldn't possibly get any more racist.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We're talking about coffee. Bringing race into it proves that there's only one racist ITT.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >only one racist ITT
            I'm not the anon you're responding to, but I'm in this thread and I'm racist, so you should adjust your count.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >only one racist ITT
            I'm not the anon you're responding to, but I'm in this thread and I'm racist, so you should adjust your count.

            Make that three Black person

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it keeps happening
    >you keep going back
    You’re dumber than the fools who can’t get your order right

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    homie, you're buying coffee from McDonald's. Shut the frick up.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That didn't happen but paying 2-4 dollars for black coffee is a hilarious thing to be pretentious about. 4 cents of ingredients that takes no effort to prepare and doesn't even cause a mess or take more than a minute of time. It's fricking pathetic how you act like snobs over it

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop at Dunkin, because it's right next to my job and I'm desperate.
    "I'll have a large dark-roast coffee"
    >weed-addled ghetto-trash stares at me
    "we don't have anything called dark-roast coffee"
    >stare at the sign. Dark-roast coffee was changed to "Midnight" in the last week or so. Look into her burned-out eyes, for any flicker of intelligence and, finding none, ask her for a Midnight.
    >"oh, why didn't you say so"
    Bitch, it's been "dark roast" since before your mother first slipped Nyquil into your baby bottle.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >moron can't read the menu
      >blames other people for his moronation
      Your momma a heavy drinker?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you use the app so you can order exactly what you want you homosexual

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >One large iced coffee BLACK with NO SWEETENER pls
    works every time for me

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