>half an hour of walking
Seems worth it for a Steel Reserve to me
Not to mention if i do that my family will see me walk back in with them on the door cam and be like "oh no anon is getting drunk again. hes such a horrible alcoholic. why doesn't he just hide in his room while we go out drinking. im having a panic attack."
Buy some snacks and a non alcoholic beverage as well as the Steelie. Hide the Steelie on your property or close by so when you walk in your house you just have the snacks and non alcoholic drink. Sneak out later and recover the Steelie. And door cams are super gay Big Brother shit that people should be really hesitant to have.
>And door cams are super gay Big Brother shit that people should be really hesitant to have.
You're telling me. Anyway if I leave big ol steely boys on the front someone might take it
You don't leave the 40s where they can be seen, stupid. Stash them in a bush or behind or tree or in your garbage/recycling barrel or under a ccaryou know isnt going anywhere, and sneak out later to retrieve them. Put them in your next door neighbors yard. You sound like a retarded child who lacks the base cunning and ingenuity most alcoholics have.
Buy some snacks and a non alcoholic beverage as well as the Steelie. Hide the Steelie on your property or close by so when you walk in your house you just have the snacks and non alcoholic drink. Sneak out later and recover the Steelie. And door cams are super gay Big Brother shit that people should be really hesitant to have.
Get away from my package and porch, Jamal. I can see you from the comfort of my living room.
Only one headphone in at low volume. Never relax especially when you're getting intoxicated and are carrying expensive items like a phone. I'm not even being racist, that's just a dumb thing to do in current year
This isn't even a bad idea, if you're going to be a steeler you may as well alienate everyone around you. If you want to be left alone, you need to make interacting with you worse for them than it is for you.
Eh. You can get up to that walking speed pretty quick. The problem I used to have was remembering to walk that fast, if your mind wanders you will slow down, but it's not physically that hard.
It's so boring though
[...]
Not to mention if i do that my family will see me walk back in with them on the door cam and be like "oh no anon is getting drunk again. hes such a horrible alcoholic. why doesn't he just hide in his room while we go out drinking. im having a panic attack."
These are only fat and/or poor people problems. If you weren't fat you could just run their and back in less than 20 minutes. If you weren't poor you'd have a car and could just drive there. So either one of these things or both of them are true. Either way you should kys op
if you weren't such a pussy afraid of your parents maybe you wouldn't still be living with them. go and get the beer and go back through the door in full view of the camera. you shouldn't care what they think nor should you be afraid of them. this is your first step out of manchildhood and into independence
he's probably buying the beer with their money, in which case e should be deferential. it's on him to slough off servitude
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Wrong. He should take his first steps out of the basement and into the basedment by being an alcoholic who steals from his family right out of the gate.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't fucking steal shit you nagger. I'm a loser but I don't steal shit because I feel bad about my existence. Don't say I steal shit fuck you
You don't leave the 40s where they can be seen, stupid. Stash them in a bush or behind or tree or in your garbage/recycling barrel or under a ccaryou know isnt going anywhere, and sneak out later to retrieve them. Put them in your next door neighbors yard. You sound like a retarded child who lacks the base cunning and ingenuity most alcoholics have.
>You sound like a retarded child who lacks the base cunning and ingenuity most alcoholics have.
I put them in a McDonald's bag. How's that?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Learn to read, I didn't say you are stealing, I said you should be.
How the hell do you walk and scroll your phone
>literally can't walk and chew gum at the same time
Ah
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I said you should be.
I'm not doing that man. I only negatively affect people passively. Also if I walking and scrolling is different because yo aren't looking where your going.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I assure you it can be done
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I put them in a McDonald's bag
Not bad but that's gotta be a huge McDonald's bag to conceal multiple 40s. And if your parents see you entering with that kind of weird shaped bag and confront you, they'll know exactly what you're doing. >No mom, I'm not a secret drinker, this oddly shaped bag of fast food that's making glass clinking noises is just a ton of food.
Get better at stealth alcoholism.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's so boring though
[...]
Not to mention if i do that my family will see me walk back in with them on the door cam and be like "oh no anon is getting drunk again. hes such a horrible alcoholic. why doesn't he just hide in his room while we go out drinking. im having a panic attack."
stealth alcoholism is dumb and just makes people worry about you more. walk in with two 40s. go in your room. you're an adult.
if you're actually an alcoholic there's nothing in the world thats going to stop you anyway. get an 8% natty daddy and crush it on the walk home if you need the strength of the buzz to face your family.
he's probably buying the beer with their money, in which case e should be deferential. it's on him to slough off servitude
I got the beer and it's with my fucking money btw. Fuck you
Getting drunk alone at home, what for? This is a social activity. Go out! Drink when you actually have a reason and you're responsible with it.
I'm playing RuneScape with friends so stfu
retardmaxxed post, drinking with people is so awful compared to drinking alone. i can tell by the tone of your post you're trolling him but he's obviously a nascent drunkard and might take your advice not knowing any better.
>I want to drink steel reserve but the gas station is a mile away
Needing to drink so badly, but not having anything whatsoever in your home to drink? Amateur. I bet you have no food on hand for the apocalpyse either. Shop at Costco when you need alcohol and buy items that aren't going to be single can prices, geez. This is why you are poor.
retardmaxxed post, drinking with people is so awful compared to drinking alone. i can tell by the tone of your post you're trolling him but he's obviously a nascent drunkard and might take your advice not knowing any better.
>Drink when you actually have a reason and you're responsible with it
OP here. Will do, sir, right after I make my bed and lay out my clothes for tomorrow!
First thing is you can crush one steelie on the way back home. Do you have a window you can get out of? That's a classic and avoids the door camera. I massively respect stealth operations even if you don't "need" to do it, drinking on the sly is just more fun than drinking openly. You could also bring a water bottle (like, a large opaque one - like a double layer vacuum flask) and fill that up with steel partway home. This way you make it back in covert. If you don't have that you might be able to buy something non-alcoholic and plausible at the gas station in resealable bottles, cream soda or something like that. You could get a big bag of chips, dump the chips, and stash a couple steels in the bag for when you come back in. The possibilities are endless. Being an alcoholic is about ingenuity and pushing the limits of yourself and your situation. Good luck OP.
Goddamn this thread brings back the horrors of me being a druk and living with my sister because I was a broke ass useless waste of life 21 year old.
Get a shitty job and shitty apartment so you can enjoy shitty steelies without judgement. Nothing is worse that having to do ninja shit jyst to get some cold steelie boys in your room. Then the attempts of muffling the distinct crack of a beer opening and trying to hide your shameful evidence
As a drunk who has choked every awful alcohol-containing beverage down, I always thought it hilarious being proud of and loyal to one brand of cheap malt liquor over another. St. Ides, Mickey's, Old E,.... Get real! It's like the "smartest retard" analogy. All of it is booze-boosted beer priced for the homeless. You may as well champion Thunderbird over Mad Dog and Nighttrain. It's all bum fluid!
Its true. Its all hobo juice. I used to scrounge up change to buy 40s of King Cobra, High Gravity etc back in the day. I also used to buy loose cigarettes for 50 cents then squeeze the tobacco out into rolling paper to make them last. I would do this with disgusting old cigarette butts I would get from ashtrays around town if times were really bad. I would walk 8 miles to pawn some piece of junk I had across town for $10 so I could buy a bottle of the cheapest grain alcohol. It was fuckin sad..dark times I wanted to die.
Based shoulder of a highway anon. Maybe one day they'll put in sidewalks between my neighborhood and the gas station, but not likely. No street lights or anything either. Real thrill to gamble with my life for some beers. Fortunately they're allegedly building a new development nearby so that might spur the addition of some more walkability. Not likely though.
Now I feel a lot better about growing up in the big city. All I had to do was take a 10-15 minute walk and give a crackhead the money plus a five dollar tip to get me cigs and beer/liquor as a teenager.
Don’t steal from your family, you filthy n-person brained, r-word person, dirty MAP child anime girl poster. Lean a little more into the left when you walk on the shoulder of the road on your way to the gas station, you stupid moron
*slurs are censored because of you know who
They're probably boomers and so use cash, this is the easiest. If they're card-only it's reliant on them having poor operational security since they "trust" you. Either way the plan is simple: go to their wallet or purse late at night or to the under-the-mattress cash stash when they're not home, then go to the store with the cash. If they do cards then take the card from their wallet or purse and go to the store. The cards thing is reliant on them not paying much attention to how much is in their account and not noticing a 3am charge for $12 at the local shop. If they question you, just treat them like they have alzheimers - obviously you didn't steal anything but you're concerned for them because their memory is clearly failing if they don't remember a whole trip to the gas station. The timestamp can easily be explained away by the fact that stores frequently don't process card transactions immediately, and run them all at the end of the day or some random time in the middle of the night for 24 hour operations.
If you think you can get away with it, a one-and-done approach would be to take their bank card to an ATM and take out a large chunk of cash all at once. This is more likely to be noticed, but it depends on their income level and how much stuff they have set to autopay. If they have a hoard of trinkets you might be able to take some old israeliteelry they haven't looked at in 20 years down to the pawn shop but personally I think people keep track of that sort of thing better than they do how much cash they have in their wallet.
You can't walk a mile, fat ass?
It's so boring though
Not to mention if i do that my family will see me walk back in with them on the door cam and be like "oh no anon is getting drunk again. hes such a horrible alcoholic. why doesn't he just hide in his room while we go out drinking. im having a panic attack."
Buy some snacks and a non alcoholic beverage as well as the Steelie. Hide the Steelie on your property or close by so when you walk in your house you just have the snacks and non alcoholic drink. Sneak out later and recover the Steelie. And door cams are super gay Big Brother shit that people should be really hesitant to have.
>And door cams are super gay Big Brother shit that people should be really hesitant to have.
You're telling me. Anyway if I leave big ol steely boys on the front someone might take it
You don't leave the 40s where they can be seen, stupid. Stash them in a bush or behind or tree or in your garbage/recycling barrel or under a ccaryou know isnt going anywhere, and sneak out later to retrieve them. Put them in your next door neighbors yard. You sound like a retarded child who lacks the base cunning and ingenuity most alcoholics have.
What sort of shit neighborhood do you live in where people would enter your yard and steal your reserves?
>steal your reserves
heh
Double,ha!
Are you literally 13? You sound 13.
Get away from my package and porch, Jamal. I can see you from the comfort of my living room.
Just bring headphones and drink your Steelie on the way home. Nothing like having a nice walk vibing with your favorite tunes and a strong beverage.
this anon is based and knows whats up
walking around at night drinking a beer or smoking a joint with headphones on is the best
Only one headphone in at low volume. Never relax especially when you're getting intoxicated and are carrying expensive items like a phone. I'm not even being racist, that's just a dumb thing to do in current year
until a cop car pulls over and cites you for public consumption
tell them to fuck off or you'll kill them all in their sleep
make them fear you OP
This isn't even a bad idea, if you're going to be a steeler you may as well alienate everyone around you. If you want to be left alone, you need to make interacting with you worse for them than it is for you.
>It's so boring though
only boring people get bored. why are you so uninteresting?
Boomer meme, but OP is retarded because he can just scroll phone for the walk there and crush steelies on the way back.
How the hell do you walk and scroll your phone
homosexual
>living with your family
get a job you useless fuck
also plan ahead, buy a 30pack tomorrow so it lasts you a few days
Listen to some music while you walk or buy a trike for groceries for next time
Nigga get a bag to put the booze in.
Enjoy getting an open container charge
God zoomers are so pathetic.
>half an hour of walking
Seems worth it for a Steel Reserve to me
That would require a 4mph pace. That's jogging teritory
Eh. You can get up to that walking speed pretty quick. The problem I used to have was remembering to walk that fast, if your mind wanders you will slow down, but it's not physically that hard.
average walking speed in 3mph. Are you that fat you waddle?
These are only fat and/or poor people problems. If you weren't fat you could just run their and back in less than 20 minutes. If you weren't poor you'd have a car and could just drive there. So either one of these things or both of them are true. Either way you should kys op
Why are you saying people who are fat or poor don't deserve a place in this world? Where are all they supposed to go?
>Why are you saying people who are fat or poor don't deserve a place in this world? Where are all they supposed to go?
The graveyard.
>Where are all they supposed to go?
For a jog
He's obviously a child. He lives with mommy and daddy and they won't let him drink.
Why are you saying children don't deserve a steel reserve? What are they supposed to drink?
if you weren't such a pussy afraid of your parents maybe you wouldn't still be living with them. go and get the beer and go back through the door in full view of the camera. you shouldn't care what they think nor should you be afraid of them. this is your first step out of manchildhood and into independence
he's probably buying the beer with their money, in which case e should be deferential. it's on him to slough off servitude
Wrong. He should take his first steps out of the basement and into the basedment by being an alcoholic who steals from his family right out of the gate.
I don't fucking steal shit you nagger. I'm a loser but I don't steal shit because I feel bad about my existence. Don't say I steal shit fuck you
>You sound like a retarded child who lacks the base cunning and ingenuity most alcoholics have.
I put them in a McDonald's bag. How's that?
Learn to read, I didn't say you are stealing, I said you should be.
>literally can't walk and chew gum at the same time
Ah
>I said you should be.
I'm not doing that man. I only negatively affect people passively. Also if I walking and scrolling is different because yo aren't looking where your going.
I assure you it can be done
>I put them in a McDonald's bag
Not bad but that's gotta be a huge McDonald's bag to conceal multiple 40s. And if your parents see you entering with that kind of weird shaped bag and confront you, they'll know exactly what you're doing.
>No mom, I'm not a secret drinker, this oddly shaped bag of fast food that's making glass clinking noises is just a ton of food.
Get better at stealth alcoholism.
stealth alcoholism is dumb and just makes people worry about you more. walk in with two 40s. go in your room. you're an adult.
if you're actually an alcoholic there's nothing in the world thats going to stop you anyway. get an 8% natty daddy and crush it on the walk home if you need the strength of the buzz to face your family.
The 42 oz bottles come in plastic
I got the beer and it's with my fucking money btw. Fuck you
I'm playing RuneScape with friends so stfu
Retards need a place to live too you know
take the bus
>I want to drink steel reserve but the gas station is a mile away
Needing to drink so badly, but not having anything whatsoever in your home to drink? Amateur. I bet you have no food on hand for the apocalpyse either. Shop at Costco when you need alcohol and buy items that aren't going to be single can prices, geez. This is why you are poor.
? that's like a 5 min trip. 1 min driving each way and 3 mins inside ... maybe not even that
Getting drunk alone at home, what for? This is a social activity. Go out! Drink when you actually have a reason and you're responsible with it.
retardmaxxed post, drinking with people is so awful compared to drinking alone. i can tell by the tone of your post you're trolling him but he's obviously a nascent drunkard and might take your advice not knowing any better.
>Drink when you actually have a reason and you're responsible with it
OP here. Will do, sir, right after I make my bed and lay out my clothes for tomorrow!
First thing is you can crush one steelie on the way back home. Do you have a window you can get out of? That's a classic and avoids the door camera. I massively respect stealth operations even if you don't "need" to do it, drinking on the sly is just more fun than drinking openly. You could also bring a water bottle (like, a large opaque one - like a double layer vacuum flask) and fill that up with steel partway home. This way you make it back in covert. If you don't have that you might be able to buy something non-alcoholic and plausible at the gas station in resealable bottles, cream soda or something like that. You could get a big bag of chips, dump the chips, and stash a couple steels in the bag for when you come back in. The possibilities are endless. Being an alcoholic is about ingenuity and pushing the limits of yourself and your situation. Good luck OP.
No, being an alcoholic is opening your closet door and 50 empty handles of vodka spill out
Being able to stack them 50 high before the stack collapses is just the kind of limit-pushing and ingenuity I'm talking about.
jej yeah, something like that. I remember my room getting full and taking out multiple garbage bags filled with the 1.75L bottles
based?????
my dad looking at me as i disappoint him AGAIN
he just like me fr fr
Goddamn this thread brings back the horrors of me being a druk and living with my sister because I was a broke ass useless waste of life 21 year old.
Get a shitty job and shitty apartment so you can enjoy shitty steelies without judgement. Nothing is worse that having to do ninja shit jyst to get some cold steelie boys in your room. Then the attempts of muffling the distinct crack of a beer opening and trying to hide your shameful evidence
don't forget the smell, anon
>tfw you miss the QTE to fake cough and crack your beer at the same time
why would you ever want to drink that fucking piss water?
(this post sponsored by Olde English 800 enjoyers)
As a drunk who has choked every awful alcohol-containing beverage down, I always thought it hilarious being proud of and loyal to one brand of cheap malt liquor over another. St. Ides, Mickey's, Old E,.... Get real! It's like the "smartest retard" analogy. All of it is booze-boosted beer priced for the homeless. You may as well champion Thunderbird over Mad Dog and Nighttrain. It's all bum fluid!
Its true. Its all hobo juice. I used to scrounge up change to buy 40s of King Cobra, High Gravity etc back in the day. I also used to buy loose cigarettes for 50 cents then squeeze the tobacco out into rolling paper to make them last. I would do this with disgusting old cigarette butts I would get from ashtrays around town if times were really bad. I would walk 8 miles to pawn some piece of junk I had across town for $10 so I could buy a bottle of the cheapest grain alcohol. It was fuckin sad..dark times I wanted to die.
Plan in advance and probably better off getting pints of liquor you can easily conceal or save money and get out of there and be a DRUK wagie like me
Might as well make the walk. I've done it multiple times for the same drink, but on the shoulder of a highway. A mile isn't that bad.
Based shoulder of a highway anon. Maybe one day they'll put in sidewalks between my neighborhood and the gas station, but not likely. No street lights or anything either. Real thrill to gamble with my life for some beers. Fortunately they're allegedly building a new development nearby so that might spur the addition of some more walkability. Not likely though.
Now I feel a lot better about growing up in the big city. All I had to do was take a 10-15 minute walk and give a crackhead the money plus a five dollar tip to get me cigs and beer/liquor as a teenager.
Make some Mead and feel better about your life
>mead
I don't look like that
Well you act like that so how are we supposed to know
So, you guys recommend me to steal from my family. Hypothetically, if I wanted to steal beer money from them, how would I do it?
be a gypsy or somehting idk
Don’t steal from your family, you filthy n-person brained, r-word person, dirty MAP child anime girl poster. Lean a little more into the left when you walk on the shoulder of the road on your way to the gas station, you stupid moron
*slurs are censored because of you know who
nta and I dont know who retarded naggerhomosexual
Nigga you were the one who was drunk last night
I don’t drink or use drugs, dumb anime girl poster.
Admit you like it.
I do when shes blonde
They're probably boomers and so use cash, this is the easiest. If they're card-only it's reliant on them having poor operational security since they "trust" you. Either way the plan is simple: go to their wallet or purse late at night or to the under-the-mattress cash stash when they're not home, then go to the store with the cash. If they do cards then take the card from their wallet or purse and go to the store. The cards thing is reliant on them not paying much attention to how much is in their account and not noticing a 3am charge for $12 at the local shop. If they question you, just treat them like they have alzheimers - obviously you didn't steal anything but you're concerned for them because their memory is clearly failing if they don't remember a whole trip to the gas station. The timestamp can easily be explained away by the fact that stores frequently don't process card transactions immediately, and run them all at the end of the day or some random time in the middle of the night for 24 hour operations.
If you think you can get away with it, a one-and-done approach would be to take their bank card to an ATM and take out a large chunk of cash all at once. This is more likely to be noticed, but it depends on their income level and how much stuff they have set to autopay. If they have a hoard of trinkets you might be able to take some old israeliteelry they haven't looked at in 20 years down to the pawn shop but personally I think people keep track of that sort of thing better than they do how much cash they have in their wallet.
You really thought this through. Like you've done it before
You mean to tell me there's broke alcoholic neets on Culinaly? wtf...
Gas lighting older people into thinking they have Alzheimer's is not the move
It is the move, unless you can suggest a more effective defense when pressed on why cash seems to be going missing.
I can't
I think you should just get some cold water from the tap, and chill out man.
ride a bicycle there and back, almost as fast as driving
Bro, just get cheap mediterranean wine
You will be happy, believe me
BBC blower
Ever heard of a bicycle?