I want to go out for a nice sit down meal at a new beer bbq, but nobody wants to come with me.

I want to go out for a nice sit down meal at a new beer bbq, but nobody wants to come with me.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because you're the kind of person who browses Culinaly on your phone while out of the house. Small wonder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Despite what I said I'd still go with you. We could be on our phones together.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The point of eating out is to look other human beings in the eye.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's definitely not the point of eating out you autist

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It is for me. The meal is a catalyst for the social experience. Why else do people pay a 1000% mark up on beer they can drink at home?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I generally don't drink when I eat out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do. If I’ve spent more on the meal than drinks, then there’s something wrong with that place.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not really.
            When I feel like ramen. I always eat there at the bar because I ain't going to have 10 minute old ramen at home.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If I’m going out for ramen, they better have dank broth and pork belly. Egg is a given. I’ll drive outta the way for a bone marrow straw.
              As far as the solitude experience goes, maybe for my allergies.

              >posting the shopped version

              Baste yellow hand poster.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a bbq feast,

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am bored. if you are withing 500 miles of philadelphia I will go with you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon. Not even within 500 miles of a decent Philly cheesesteak.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        too bad. pro tip: the bread roll is the only ingredient that matters and a day old kroger/albertsons sub roll is pretty close

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then there are plenty around here.
          The only good cheesesteak I has was chopped into tiny molecules on the grill, until the fat was a buttery oil that bled through the roll. If you bit into it within the first 10 minutes, your taste buds would burn off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you're willing to drive 500 miles to meet an anon. I'm convinced you're going to rape and/or kill him.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just go alone. Take a notepad and write random shit down so it looks like you're there to write your gay ass food blog(your next Culinaly post)

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >posting the shopped version

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