I went to an Italian family's place for dinner and this was on the table.

I went to an Italian family's place for dinner and this was on the table.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    italian americans arent real italians

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lets be honest, they're barely human.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And so fricking dumb. I'm from Italy and live in America and one greasy wop dego b***h was surprised when I showed her pictures of my hometown that we have fricking buildings. No joke, this dumb broad said, verbatim and with complete surprise, "you have BUILDINGS!?" because, apparently, they never showed buildings in the Godfather trilogy or some shit.
        And she's not alone. My name is Davide. Obviously, that's David in Italian. And this Spaghettios motherfricker asked me if I was israeli because apparently "Italians don't name their kids that." So I asked him what names are "Italian names" and he says "Vinnie, Joey, Franky, Mikey etc." I had no words.
        A final example, a dumbfrick who, no joke, is named Vinnie asked me what party of Italy I'm from.
        >so are you galabrehz, nobble-y don or sidgie?
        What the frick is a sidgie?
        >how you gonna say you's from itlee en you don't know what a sidgie is? a sidgielyano, paizan!
        Well... I'm from the North... y'know Italy is more than just the South, right? Secondly, not even the most uneducated goatfricker from the mountains of Southern Italy would butcher Italian anywhere near you did. And finally, I'm from a city.
        >the frick that gotta do with anything?!
        Well, you called me a "paizan," presumably some horrific mispronunciation of paesano which means something like "country bumpkin." I'm from a city. I'm not from the countryside.
        Actually, I lied. A final final example: back at university, I was listening to Welsh band Super Furry Animals and a girl, an "Italian" American, passing my dorm asked what language it was and I jokingly said "Italian." Her response?
        "Yeah, I thought so! Sounds just like my nona and nono when they talk!"
        Other Americans are total bros but "Italian" Americans are the dumbest, most horrible "people" I've ever met.
        How do they feel knowing that they can't name a single scientist or academics from their own ranks but can name dozens upon dozens of criminals? Even Blacks can name some! Worse than Blacks!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO cry more shitalian. You will never be white.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some people are just oblivious about life. Like I'm from south Florida but I live in north Florida, and people here don't understand that there is a big lake in the middle of the state. They think I'm talking about the retention pond next to my apartment. They get confused if I say I'm from a place other than Fort Myers. They all know about Fort Myers, of all places. I've never been there.

          One time I had a new coworker from Miami. The others kept telling me she's one of the good ones and I don't need to worry. She is a nice Hispanic lady who is barely five feet tall who works in a medical lab and they all freaked out like she was the Miami zombie.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            All I know about Florida is alligators and old people and I don't think there are alligators in the southern part of the state.

            LMAO cry more shitalian. You will never be white.

            t. can't name any italoamerican scientist (because there are none) not correctly pronounce her own surname

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are definitely alligators in south Florida. Unless you mean "south Florida", i.e. only the thin srtip of pavement to the east of southern Florida encompassing the Miami greater metro area.

              Here, let me help you with 1000 hours in MSPaint

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                forgot image because shitty captcha

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought they were centered around the lake and the north but idfk so I took a stab and was wrong. At least I learned something new; those dinosaurs are fricking all over America's wang, like warts or herpes.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fermi, technically

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And how long did you have to Google to find out that became an American citizen? : )

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but 0 seconds, he led the Manhattan project

                t. Italo-American with physics degree

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              typical troony country, cutting off its own dick

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jennifer Kesse is in Lake Okeechobee

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My grandparents emigrated to NY from Sicily and I mostly agree with you, most Italian Americans here on Long Island where I live are insufferable and moronic; however, as Americans, they are still your betters. You speak of criminals as if your ancestors didn't lift their skirts up for Mussolini and the Germans. Disgraceful - or as your average Italian American would say, disgraziad. I bet you wear your sister's pants.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Suck some more israelite wiener, b***hmerican

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol Giuseppe over here is having a mental breakdown.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't hear you over the sound of you blowing israelite wiener

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funny because it's true. I got this moronic fascist friend in Italy who insisted on giving his firstborn a real Italian name. So he named her Maria, which is Italian for Myriam. A 100% israeli name. 25 years later and we're still mocking this fricking moron.

          https://i.imgur.com/AosLnpZ.jpg

          I went to an Italian family's place for dinner and this was on the table.

          That's Dutch "cuisine" covered in bland tomato sauce.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can't name a single scientist
          Louis Ignarro, Nobel prize winner in medicine for discovering the properties of nitric oxide, also some Italian American woman won the Nobel prize in chemistry recently but I don't know her name

          >academics
          Antonin Scalia, justice of the Supreme court, then a bunch of Marxist wackos

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Other Americans are total bros but "Italian" Americans are the dumbest, most horrible "people" I've ever met

          American here. Yeah, that checks out. Jersey Shore was made for a reason. And cooking related, watch any of the episodes with italian-american restaurants. I know folks play things up for tv but's it's not far from the truth.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Worse than Blacks!
          It's true. Blacks have several scientists and academics and you can't name many black gangsters and career criminals off the top of your head.
          Italian Americans not only have very few scientists and academics anyone can name and several dozens upon dozens of career criminals, but they actually GLORIFY their criminal elements as though murdering people, extorting people and selling drugs to school children are acts of heroism. They actually consider these monsters folk heroes. Italian Americans really are the most disgusting people on earth.
          You know who they almost universally talk shit on? Anthony Fauci, a scientist and academic.
          The entirety of Italian American culture is centered around anti intellectualism and glorification of criminality. They act like gypsies and Albanians.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's the "hollywood effect". There was a former mobster, who went to hollywood, wrote a movie about his life, but the producers wouldn't allow him to play HIMSELF, in the movie, because he was blond and "Italians aren't blond".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And so fricking dumb. I'm from Italy and live in America and one greasy wop dego b***h was surprised when I showed her pictures of my hometown that we have fricking buildings. No joke, this dumb broad said, verbatim and with complete surprise, "you have BUILDINGS!?" because, apparently, they never showed buildings in the Godfather trilogy or some shit.
      And she's not alone. My name is Davide. Obviously, that's David in Italian. And this Spaghettios motherfricker asked me if I was israeli because apparently "Italians don't name their kids that." So I asked him what names are "Italian names" and he says "Vinnie, Joey, Franky, Mikey etc." I had no words.
      A final example, a dumbfrick who, no joke, is named Vinnie asked me what party of Italy I'm from.
      >so are you galabrehz, nobble-y don or sidgie?
      What the frick is a sidgie?
      >how you gonna say you's from itlee en you don't know what a sidgie is? a sidgielyano, paizan!
      Well... I'm from the North... y'know Italy is more than just the South, right? Secondly, not even the most uneducated goatfricker from the mountains of Southern Italy would butcher Italian anywhere near you did. And finally, I'm from a city.
      >the frick that gotta do with anything?!
      Well, you called me a "paizan," presumably some horrific mispronunciation of paesano which means something like "country bumpkin." I'm from a city. I'm not from the countryside.
      Actually, I lied. A final final example: back at university, I was listening to Welsh band Super Furry Animals and a girl, an "Italian" American, passing my dorm asked what language it was and I jokingly said "Italian." Her response?
      "Yeah, I thought so! Sounds just like my nona and nono when they talk!"
      Other Americans are total bros but "Italian" Americans are the dumbest, most horrible "people" I've ever met.
      How do they feel knowing that they can't name a single scientist or academics from their own ranks but can name dozens upon dozens of criminals? Even Blacks can name some! Worse than Blacks!

      Yeah, Italian Americans are not Italian. I know nothing about Italy. I'm like fourth generation USA with an Italian last name. I don't pretend to know anything.

      I am from the USA. That is what I know. I'm not going to pretend I have any ties to a country my family hasn't been to in over 100 years. Italian Americans that pretend to be Italian are misguided. When people ask me about the Seven Fishes on Christmas, how to pronounce certain Italian words, or anything related to Italy, I have no idea. I'm not Italian and never will be, and that's fine. Also, the OP pic is typical of a dinner I would have growing up in my American household. It would be served with a lot of pasta.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats good eatin

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you help out and throw it in the garbage?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And? Is there a problem?
    I see sausage, meatballs, and braciole that were cooked in the homemade sauce as it was being made, and then removed for easier serving at the table.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone took a shit in your bowl

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh, a braised garloid medley in Sunday gravy

  8. 2 months ago
    Vito Fazio

    Looks good

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Embarrassing

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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