>I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BU........

>I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BU........ Mmmmmmm wow fresh Lobster, delicious!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lobstre meat is fricking delicious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That will be $39.99 plus tip. Have a nice summer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must be destitute, how are you on the internet?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he’s not destitute you’re just stupid

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my moronic argument only hasn't worked because I haven't posted it enough!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I don't think these people are posting such threads in good faith. However, my view may be clouded by projection because I post these types of threads in bad faith.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i trap crayfish down at the river, does that give you the ick OP? are you gonna cry? piss shit and cum?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fast lil buggas. imagine if 100x their size with relative speed and strength. thatd be a trip lol.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If sloths were a bit faster they would be one of the most dangerous animals in the world

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah bro, lobster, wienerroach, no difference.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lobster meat sucks compared to crab

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this stupid meme still around

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we haven't yet euthanized all the stupid people needing euthanization.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I won't post the shitty thread I won't post the shitty thread I won't........no wait I'm gonna post the shitty thread!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if grasshoppers were as big and delicious as crab or lobster we'd be eating those frickers too

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wow fresh Lobster, delicious!
    lobster is not an insect.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if lobster and shrimp cost the same, everyone would just eat shrimp

    lobster sucks, fight me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lobster costs more than shrimp and yet people eat lobster, and your argument is that raising the price of shrimp will make people eat less lobster and more shrimp?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm saying people eat lobster because of its cultural symbolism of being "something expensive", it's no different from eating fruitcake at christmas, no one actually likes it but it's about the ceremony so we all just choke it down, satisfied that we've done our service in upholding The System. shrimp is delicious, lobster is substandard and not pleasant to eat

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          both are mid
          crab is better

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like you've had it overcooked and rubbery every time.
          Lobster is king

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fricking dumb, it was traditionally a poor mans dish. You also have clearly never had fruitcake in your life. How often do you go around posting on the internet pretending to have lived a life you know nothing about?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wanna know how we know you've never had fruitcake?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          autism

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very original post buddy, did you think of that all by yourself?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bugs
    >:(
    >wet bugs
    :O

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they aren’t the same

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lobster is overrated, crab is better.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not like lobster, I loved it as a kid but now I find it too 'sweet'. Still like crab

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now eat the entire lobster including the massive amounts of shell and chitin
    This is what insect gays really believe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they don’t believe anything other than what they assume will get them power

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shellfish shells might actually be a solution to some single use plastics interestingly enough

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can get behind that. How lony does it take to break down? Plastics have been a net negative on the world, should have used a different material

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm unsure how long they take to naturappy degrade, but they're technically edible by wildlifr and even if they don't break down they're not plastic polymer so they eventually become humus if simply discarded in soil. The real problem is sourcing crustacean and shellfish shells, since if you were going to raise them for their shells alone you have to separate the shells and flesh pre-emptively and sell the meat out of shell.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the feces.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait until you learn about everything else you eat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shellfish shells might actually be a solution to some single use plastics interestingly enough

      When this insect thing started coming out I thought oh right they'll grind the shells up into a dust and then mold it into containers and shit that will break down in a landfill but turns out no they just eat that shit too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're going to make organic containers, the current trend is growing puffball mushrooms inside of molds that forces them into the shape of the container, as a substitute for styrofoam.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nebraskan take

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    crustaceans aren't bugs

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