If i discard the lilly pad of mold, the olives are still good right?

If i discard the lilly pad of mold, the olives are still good right?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no but you should try one just cause

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      absalootly not

      I already ate them though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can I have your stuff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your botulism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        congrats on the diarrhea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how are you feeling

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why
        I get that you were hungry but why

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thoughts and prayers. 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're a special kind of moron.
        If you thought it was safe to eat then why did you bother to ask? If you thought they were dangerous, why did you eat them?

        That said, you'll probably be fine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit. Hopefully you just crap yourself and be done with it tbh
        If you start feeling the muscles in your face going weak and then your limbs, go to the ER stat. Symptoms of botulism. Old olives would be a sad way to go.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/maJVHNw.jpg

          [...]
          I already ate them though.

          why the frick would botulism be contracted from opened olives? do you not know what that even is?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        another vax victim - sad!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you should be feeling it by now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no no I get it, times are tough. when money is tight, you get the urge to die. you've chosen death and i get that

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    absalootly not

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. It actually creates a sterile barrier keeping the olives even fresher. Eat em up!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you eat it youll get super powers

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I rinsed the olives off. It's not like I drank the brine, I'm not some kind of degenerate

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fry that mold pad into a nice crisp

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that is called a pellicle and it probably contains bacteria as well

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does it taste like? Could you fry it up like a potato chip and crunch into it?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dumbass you're supposed to save it to make kombucha not get throw it away

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mold floats. Olives sink. Mold can't swim so there is no way for it to get down to the olives, especially not in high gravity brine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mold floats
      depending on the species, both filamentous fungi and yeasts can grow in liquid. also, fungus releases enzymes and other molecules. it digests, then ingests. so even if the fungus as at the top of the liquid, fungal molecules can be throughout the liquid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's just extra flavor.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing excites me more than surviving an unintentional poisoning by myself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's literally how citric acid is produced industrially. Black mold eats sugar, pisses acid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >high gravity brine
      keeeeek

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I devoured a muffin in my dark kitchen the other day. when I looked at the remaining muffins the next morning they were covered in mold 🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you live?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      build that immunity, anon. next time you can eat two old muffins

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    olive flavored kombucha

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    worst case you get food poisoning, it alright. I get it sometimes when I eat out of the trash but it passes

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no, the mold lily pad is just the fruiting body of the strains of mold that are not interwoven all throughout the container.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sure as frick wouldn't have ate them just to be safe, but i would think the brine would keep the olives preserved fron it, it kinds of the point.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat the ones at the bottom that are far from the mold

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mold spreads it's mycelian throughout the 'container' of nutrients it can occupy.
      Then, once it has built it's network body it starts creating it's reproductive organs fruiting bodies sprout and spore and voila it's now their frickpit

      congrats on the zygote juice infusion anon, I hope you birth a lovely mushroom.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're olives, they're preserved. The mold was on top because it can't touch the olives.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're probably fine but unless you do a fricking lab and determine the kind of mold and how long it's been there it's by no means safe.

    Remember that it's usually not the mold itself that is toxic. It's the enzymes that excrete waste, and in this case some or all of that waste is going into the brine.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'll know in 1-2 weeks, that's how long for aflatoxines to affect the liver.
    The toxines are also known to potentially cause cancer, so you enter this whole world of uncertainty and probabilities surrounding cancer - een if you don't feel anything at all - might have increased risk, might provoke a tumor now, might just appear in years, might do nothing.
    Better not think about it.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i guess this is the eating mold thread
    >be me
    >making lazy man salsa because i'm drunk on a saturday
    >throwing tomatos in a food processor
    >throw other ingredients in
    >yummy salsa
    >taste a little off
    >eat entire thing
    >wake up the next day
    >vomit all morning
    >look at tomato packaging when i'm done
    >its full of mold

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oopsie daisies

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Olives cost like 4 dollars a jar
    Why would you put your health at risk for four dollars

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most anons are poor shit skins

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    olives come with a lily pad??

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should be fine unless you have an american immune system

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