if you order eggs this way, frick you, I don't have time for your bullshit.

if you order eggs this way, frick you, I don't have time for your bullshit. I have instructed my waitress to only accept orders 3 ways: scrambled, sunny-side up, or in a fricking glass. You don't like it, then please do go to Dennys'

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i only order eggs this way because you gays can't cook a good sunny side up egg half the time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 ways: YOKE BROKEN.

      If you insist on ordering it this way, my waitress is obliged to inform you your yoke will not be fully intact when you receive it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then i'll send it back until you get it right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you need to tell your therapist that about how upset you are that you can't flip an egg instead of making weird threads on Culinaly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like broken yoke cooked over easy, so there's still a little runny yoke left, but it's not completely fried.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut up and do your job wagie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jokes on you: I own this establishment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        owner have employees to do the work for them. you are just a wagie with a debt that you will never be able to pay back.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2 words: trust fund (w/ stipulations)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >trust fund kid thinks anyone gives a shit what he thinks
            Don't care, still ordering over medium.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >stipulations
            Baskin Roberts?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >trust fund homosexual can't even cook an egg and decides to open a restaurant

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easy is literally in the name. How incompetent are you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      easy refers to lighter cook, like a burger done medium rare, more bullshit I don't have time for

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have time to cook the eggs less?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          correct, I have shit to do. not to sit there and make sure eggs are perfectly undercooked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If they're undercooked, then they take less time overall. So what's your issue then you frickin moron?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              when you are running around doing things, they end up on the overcooked side.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zoom zoom has such low attention span he WILL frick up an egg if he takes his eyes off it for .25 seconds
                sad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >claiming to own a restaurant
                >admitting you don't know how to cook and will frick up simple orders

                >go to restaurant
                >order over easy eggs
                >waitress informs me that the cook refuses because it's too difficult for him
                Huge fricking red flag tbh. I'd just walk up and leave at that point. I wouldn't trust you moron to not have drooled all over my plate.

                This. And if I'd ordered coffee or something while waiting reading the menu I wouldn't pay and just walk out.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when you are running around doing things, they end up on the overcooked side.

            You don't own a restaurant, you aren't in charge of any server, and you don't know how to cook. Guaranteed you just got babbys first line cook job and discovered it's too hard for you.
            Even the most thick tongued mongrel beaner at dennys can cook an egg. Wtf of your problem?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love over medium eggs.
    It's hard for wagies to get those right tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rqyNoMq.jpg

      if you order eggs this way, frick you, I don't have time for your bullshit. I have instructed my waitress to only accept orders 3 ways: scrambled, sunny-side up, or in a fricking glass. You don't like it, then please do go to Dennys'

      My local beaner run diner can make over medium without issue, at least their morning crew can.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's really easy to cheat with a basting cover and a little water. No customer will be able to tell they're eating basted eggs as long as the yolk is right. That's how I know OP is a huge homosexual liar. If he owned a restaurant he'd already know that.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh medium rare cheeseburger with an over medium egg

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to tell everybody you're moronic without actually saying it out loud

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can you be a cook and a restaurant owner and not be able to cook over easy eggs?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice LARP.
    You obviously have no idea how to cook, but pretending is a good start. Maybe your mommy will let you stir a pot if you ask her nicely.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell it to your mom. If you get these instructions from a waitress over your eggs, you'll know then.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya well I tell my waitress that if anyone tries to make any substitutions that they should go frick themselves. Also no breakfast after 10:30am.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok, frick me then since youre such a homosexual.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I have instructed my waitress
    you are a line cook in a diner that cant get eggs right

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those eggs aren't sunny side up. If I order sunny side up and the eggs come out with white over the yolk, the next person to see that plate will be your proctologist.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sunny side up is disgusting, but I still want yummy runny yolk. Just flip the eggs, wagie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take the butterpill:

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    overhardchads are we gonna sit back and let this happen?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to restaurant
    >order over easy eggs
    >waitress informs me that the cook refuses because it's too difficult for him
    Huge fricking red flag tbh. I'd just walk up and leave at that point. I wouldn't trust you moron to not have drooled all over my plate.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP, you've been warned.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the line cook is hungover and coke fiending again

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like my eggs sunny side up, but the yolks to be cooked gently so that they firm up into a jelly-like consistency instead of just running all over the plate. Sort of like a soft boiled egg yolk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      having a little eggs with your hot sauce ayy boy? also the bottoms overcooked.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like eggs. A lot, Howard. I love eggs. I loooove eggs. I go into the coffee shop in the hotel and I love eggs. I order over easy eggs, (I like the eggs over easy). They never come over easy that's a hard egg to order, the over easy, if they're under easy they're disgusting. I only got one tooth there and if they're under easy they run down my face. So that's why I order a omelette."

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it before, I'll say it again. Eggs are the most autistic food, full stop. evidence: this thread and many others

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autists don't like eggs, they like things breaded and fried and covered in ketchup

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and covered in ketchup
        Uh, no. I don't *do* sauce on things. I *may* dip in a sauce (but not ketchup, barbecue sauce or ranch).

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wannabe chef can't even cook an egg. sad!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you hire me

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mad about the best form of egg
    I thought this was the cooking board, but I've seen better taste in a scat thread.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frick you, I don't have time for your bullshit
    I thought the bad boy cook trope ended with Bourdain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the emphasis on "one"?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does one order this type of egg?
    The egg in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8lgOrNJMtg
    "Over-easy eggs, I want it runny but also crispy"
    "Over-medium"
    "Make me a wallet egg, gwailo!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >@2:15 homosexual sees smoking hot wok asks "how did you know it was too hot?"
      This confirms to me that any body who likes crispy eggs are a moron.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ordering mine poached because of you

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome, please tell me the name of your restaurant so I can be certain I never walk in there by accident..

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