If you tell someone you know of a good pizza place do you have to disclose that you have to use dips to get them to taste good?

If you tell someone you know of a good pizza place do you have to disclose that you have to use dips to get them to taste good?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    huh? huh? huh? shut the frick up, homosexual

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dips

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does nobody sell a copycat of the fricking garlic sauce?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just make garlic butter, moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know where to buy half the ingredients they use, shits like beta carotene and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >butter
          >garlic
          all you need

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          beta carotene is for color and hydrogenated vegetable oil is just margerine. Just use regular vegetable oil since hydrogenation makes it more likely to solidify near room temperature.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            YOU DON'T NEED TO ADD FAKE COLOR TO IT IF YOU JUST USE REAL BUTTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              if you use real butter it's not going to taste like their product, which is what that guy wants.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                THEIR PRODUCT IS A SHITTY, OVERLY-PROCESSED FACSIMILE OF GARLIC BUTTER, FRANKENSTEINED TOGETHER BY SOME SOULLESS FOOD SCIENTIST AS A SHELF STABLE ALTERNATIVE TO SOMETHING THAT TAKES 30 SECONDS AND 30 CENTS WORTH OF INGREDIENTS TO MAKE AT HOME

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's mostly just soybean oil, emulsifiers, and garlic powder

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's soybean oil and emulsifiers and flavoring / coloring agents mixed together as a crude mockery of butter.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                correct
                nobody is under the illusion that it's good for you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Leaving that aside, it just doesn't taste as good as butter and garlic butter. Nobody sells fake garlic butter sauce because you can just make garlic butter.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Leaving that aside, it just doesn't taste as good as butter and garlic butter. Nobody sells fake garlic butter sauce because you can just make garlic butter.

                butter and garlic powder*

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I use a bit of pureed garlic paste and dried garlic with a tiny bit if onion powder.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I use grated garlic and granulated garlic with red pepper flakes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok but that's what he wants

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Garlic butter doesn't stay liquid at room temperature, and it spoils quicker. The point of the stuff is that it can be stored in a pantry for weeks at room temperature and still be good. Same reason they make their pizza by flash-thawing frozen ingredients through a glorified Burger King char broiler, rather than using fresh ingredients and a brick oven.
              Moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                see

                THEIR PRODUCT IS A SHITTY, OVERLY-PROCESSED FACSIMILE OF GARLIC BUTTER, FRANKENSTEINED TOGETHER BY SOME SOULLESS FOOD SCIENTIST AS A SHELF STABLE ALTERNATIVE TO SOMETHING THAT TAKES 30 SECONDS AND 30 CENTS WORTH OF INGREDIENTS TO MAKE AT HOME

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They literally never bring the sauces that you order. This is a lost cause

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    those look like chicken wing sauces, anon

    If you need more flavor on your pizza, order it with extra garlic next time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's to make the crust edible. I understand europoors eat plain bread as a meal but in the first world we don't do that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't live in the first world, you delusional and naive prick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "first world" literally just means "the USA and its vassals"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh OK, not educated enough to even know the meaning of delusional. Enjoy your slow burning dumpster fire

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The concept of the First World was originally one of the "Three Worlds" formed by the global political landscape of the Cold War, as it grouped together those countries that were aligned with the Western Bloc of the United States.
              kek, BTFO with a single sentence

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Some countries use the metric system, others put their flag on the moon

                OK, so by definition then, the anon the op colossal homosexual was responding to isn't 3rd world. But that's not how he was using the term. So let's just agree that the USA is a developing nation, down with the likes of Cuba. No amount of American exceptionalism will change that. Enjoy your next riots. I'll be waving

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >his nation is so cucked it's a vassal state to a developing one
                kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The wealth gap in the US is quite the phenomenon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >attempting to deflect from the fact that he doesn't live in a sovereign nation and his government does what my government tells them to do
                lel

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >American exceptionalism

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe if I keep ignoring the point he'll drop it
                just vassal things, I guess

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Some countries use the metric system, others put their flag on the moon

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans ACTUALLY dip their pizzas???? No wonder you are obese..

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shut up, dip shit

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i LOVE the GARLIC BUTTER SAW!
    hoagieboy gots coke floats in my cup coke floats in my cup

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good pizza doesnt need dipping sauces. you can do it on your own if you want but any place that pushes sauces is trash

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