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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason you don't like real steak is because the redness reminds you of your mother's overused c**t

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason you like real steak is because the redness reminds you of your mother's overused c**t

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get hungry watching Skinny Puppy's video for Worlock.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Assimilate, the best Skinny Puppy song.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a meme. There are so many subgenres in this homosexual age and this is one of them

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a watery steak, you're supposed to pat it bone dry then let it come to room temperature (or even better cook it at 250F for half an hour) and finally pat it bone dry again before you dip it in a bath of smoking hot butter/tallow.

    Also we're carnivores who get sick when we switch to carb/plant diets, the whole country of India is proof of this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Olympic athletes are sick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For other reasons but ultimately humans REQUIRE high quality protein from animals to live healthy lives. If we don't get that our bodies will LITERALLY start eating themselves. That's the hilarious reason why Indian men go for 10 lbs dumbells in gyms. They're essentially starving to death (albeit very slowly).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like half of Indians still eat meat and the other half consumes plenty of dairy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol no they don't otherwise we should have like a million gold medalists from that country alone.

            We don't. Clearly eating mostly leaves and rice isn't working out too well for them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can easily find statistics on that. Less than half of Indians are vegetarian and they produce a lot of dairy.

              Anyway, I'm not really disagreeing with you. I've tried going vegan a few times and do feel what you said, where I'm slowly starving despite how much I try to eat. But overall I feel best with an omnivore diet where about half of my calories come from animal products and the other half from plant products. Just going full carnivore leaves me feeling unsatisfied too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Switching to ketones is a painful process. I've tried multiple times but I've settle on getting around 30℅ of my caloroes from whoke grain carbs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know you've lost the argument when you try to bring up pajeets to prove a point. moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you ate steak you wouldn't have to fight with women at the gym for the 10 pound dumbells.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a touch too rare for me, especially for a fatty cut like ribeye. Ribeye is really at its best at the top of medium-rare and the bottom of medium.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont be racist.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack is a fricking lunatic. EVERYONE told him he ate like fricking garbage. He started turning comments off and videos and burying his head in the sand because he didn't want to read it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no on cared

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you may be a vampire
    Thank you for your permission, I accept.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you gave it your best shot to make it look bad, but...

    would.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS A VAMPIRE THREAD PIG DISGUSTING ALIVEgayS CAN FRICK OFF

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on how thick the steak is, 90 seconds on each side might be too much for anything under an inch. If it's 1.5-2 inches i can let it get a better crust with another 30 seconds each side, but still keep the inside rare

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to work in hospitality and the dudebros would come in order the super expensive cuts
    >DUDE! Run through the cow through kitchen, break it's neck, wipe it's ass and put it on the plate!!!!
    And when it arrives and they cut and chew a piece of bloody meat and their face drops, they keep chewing and force it down eventually eating about a quarter.
    So fricking funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still not blood

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats wrong with being a vampire?
    >bela lugosi's dead
    >undead undead undead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when you're a vampire the only people who will even tolerate you are telvanni so you can't really do quests in redoran or hlaallu regions

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im only familiar with backgammon, sorry

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could vampires also live off myoglobine?
    What does the lore say about Dracula sucking on a tender juicy steak?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that looks nasty

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You believe in vampires? Isn't this site 18 and older only?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't take much tweaking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ready for marriage

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