If you were given a standard bun and hamburger patty, what toppings, sauces, cheeses, etc would you use to make a burger that would impress your favor...

If you were given a standard bun and hamburger patty, what toppings, sauces, cheeses, etc would you use to make a burger that would impress your favorite celebrity chef?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >your favorite celebrity chef
    i don't watch pop culture

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a homosexual

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ontop: chup, extra chup.
    on bottom: more chup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cum

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mayo and hooker spit

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    deez nuts

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    apply butter to buns
    toast buns
    apply mayo
    salt and pepper
    burger
    done.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no pickles

      Ngmi

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Id melt some pepper berry romano and asiago on there with a carbon steel pan on an open wood fireplace

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for gordan 'da goat' ramsay:
    top bun: cocaine
    bottom bun: hair plugs

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would pur a layer of goose fat on the top bun after it had been lightly toasted followed by thin slices of picked ginger then a whole slice of candied orange which had been lightly sprinkled with cinnamon. I would call it Le Petite Mort du Orange Julius and The Spruce Goose Aviator.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >impress your favorite celebrity chef
    i wouldn't bother because i'm not the right gender or skin color to win one of those pageant shows

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    american cheese, ketchup, maybe some diced onion

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing will impress him so i'll just make two blue cheese mushroom burgers and enjoy mine while he dances around in his cocaine induced state

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apricot preserves, brie, pork belly

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just take it as is, maybe dunk it in some water so I don't choke on the dryness.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    maybe id make like the white castle burger where you steam the patty over onions. i love alton brown and he is pretty fond of white castle so like little diced onions pickles ketchup and some american cheese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i love alton brown
      please go and stay go. he's a worse robin williams and bill nye put together

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i haven’t watched him in years but i loved good eats as a kid , all the cutthroat kitchen and webshow shit is unwatchable

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Id take a shit on it and make him eat it, then I’d become the head chef by default as I am the Alpha in the room.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aquafresh

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe in idol worship.

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