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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest bullshit for me is when they ask me what they want as soon as I pull up.
    Like b***h, do all fast-food goers just happen to memorize all the national fast-food menu?
    Damn, gimme some time to look over the drive thru menu dumb wagies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why go through drive through if you don't know what you want? Just go inside

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go inside
        >Get stabbed
        What now ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bleed to death I guess

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kneel with fist in air

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not getting off my car bruhmy car is comfy.

        The right answer is to just say "give me a moment" and let them know when you're ready to order instead of starting an order when you don't know what you want.

        I always do. I've come across ONE drive thru where the wagie said "welcome to x I'll take your order when you're ready" it was a small family operated one. All drive thru goers just know what kind of slop they want before they go, kinda sad really.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just go inside
        At some locations that's a major cheat code, it can save you 15 minutes waiting in the drive-thru. But at other locations, you risk exposing yourselves to homeless crackheads and rowdy teenagers, not worth it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao. This hasn't been a cheat code for almost a decade, and covid entirely put the remnants away.

          Every fast food place extremely prioritizes drive through, and it frankly makes sense. Those who go in are not as time sensitive as those who don't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            YMMV. At my last visit:
            >park right near the door
            >no line at kiosk
            >order and pay in about 30 seconds
            >McDouble was in my hand 30 seconds later
            >bounce, driving past the suckers waiting in line in their cars

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you risk exposing yourselves to homeless crackheads and rowdy teenagers
          So why eat at that location. The staff probably isn't better.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >rowdy teenagers
          just say the n word it's only a 3 day ban

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            scholarship recipients

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Somebody post the list of euphemisms

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                spring break partiers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they ban you for saying Black person now?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just go inside
          >At some locations that's a major cheat code

          Tried doing this a couple weeks ago at Mcdonalds. No cashiers, just a touchscreen machine that didn't accept cash. Frick that shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are males becoming increasingly beta and why is it the proliferation of microplastics?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The right answer is to just say "give me a moment" and let them know when you're ready to order instead of starting an order when you don't know what you want.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Damn, gimme some time to look over the drive thru menu dumb wagies.
      you couldn't simply state that to them when they promptly acknowledge you are waiting? Are they supposed to read your mind? Do they know it's your first rodeo already? It's your first time at a McDonald's in your life?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[pre-recorded message] HI, WELCOME TO SLOPPA! WILL YOU BE USING THE MOBILE APP TODAY?
      >wait 5 seconds
      >"Can I help you"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For almost two years now the Burger King I go to does exactly this but its "Welcome to Burger King would you like to try our new crispy chicken-" and it cuts off before someone asks me what I want

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most addicts have an order they can rattle off in their sleep. The wagies are used to that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only eat fast food a couple times a year and I make my decision in the time it takes for them to greet me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They need a dedicated lane for you boomer imbeciles. I have a mobile order code and am already leaving with my food by the time you stumble through the 6 options they have to make a decision GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY WAY YOU ARE WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME. GET THE FRICK. Yeah I see you taking 27 seconds to pull away from the second window after being handed your food I counted every second in a frothing rage GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FRICKING CASUAL. FRICKING MOVE. GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER IT ISN'T CALLED SLOW FOOD YOU FRICKING SLUG.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you try and honk at me I'm getting out and I'll blast diarrhea all over your windshield

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If YOU choose a place, you know generally what you're going to get. I suppose unless you're an NPC who just drives to random places and has no idea whats going on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stay silent until I decide what I want. Sometimes they say hello 2 or 3 times when I don't respond. The wagies need a reminder on who is in charge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Another reason why I quit going. One fricker sounded like he was in a bad mood, so I said nevermind and noped out of there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a win-win situation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they lose business and close and I eat healthier.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they lose business and close
            You can't be serious...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was a light joke, yes, but if they do it enough, not so much. It can easily mean life or death for the local taco cart, but for an established food food chain, not so much. I could even get back all the money I've ever spent at McDonald's and it wouldn't affect them in the slightest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wagie here. They are pressed for time. the moment you pull up they hear a ding and are expected to have you order pull up and take your food within 3 minutes or they will get shit for it.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I order ahead with the app because I hate trying to use the stupid intercom thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being so fat that you need to have fast food apps installed on your phone
      ngmi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not adapting to the paradigm shift
        Never, ever, EVER "gonna make it." please continue to lecture me about my lifestyle while you wallow in your own feces, you fricking cave man.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You broke a sweat from the exertion of typing this. We can practically hear the gravy pumping through your veins. We are not the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never used one of the apps before. Do you bypass the ordering sign and go straight to the window or do you have to stop at the sign and give them some kind of order number?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some of them the app gives you a number, others you just pull up to the speaker and say "online order for anon"

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Number 3, large, with a coke. Add mac sauce.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, it's like the TSA at the airport.
    If you have a baseline intelligence, you start doing what you need to before they tell you. Even if it's your first time at the airport, you can use context clues (oh, everyone is taking their shoes off. Oh everyone is taking laptops out of their backpack) to get through it. Airport security establishes a baseline intelligence and whether a person can function in society.

    Menus at fast food restaurants are the same. Most restaurants have a secondary menu in the drive thru line before the actual menu. If you are intelligent, you'll look at that menu and decide. Or if you are familiar with the restaurant, you'll already have your order ready.

    Most egregious and biggest demonstration of low IQ is when someone is waiting in line in doors and doesn't look at the menu until they step up to the cash register. Like people at sporting events who go to the concession stands. The medium IQ person uses context (Oh, there is a menu above me. The line will go faster for everyone if I know what I want) to navigate this problem.

    But fricking mouth breathers like the one in OP are incapable of this kind of thinking ahead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to go back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back where? I was born in this country and my ancestors have lived here for 400 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think getting molested at the airport is comparable to ordering a big mac but you do you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess how many times I've been touched by TSA at the airport? I'll give you a hint, it's less than 1.
        It's super simple. You follow the instructions and you get through. Ordering from a menu is the same way.

        By suggesting that getting molested by TSA is the norm, you've outed yourself as a room-temp IQ subhuman who can't follow simple instructions and gets special attention.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fewer*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          congrats on not getting molested while also feeling superior to teenagers on an anime forum. That's what's important in a fast food thread

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >super
          millennial detected

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >George Lucas is a Millennial
            Wow onterdasyting newz.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a very frequent flyer (>100 flights a year) and it’s actually not standardized anymore. I don’t do pre check or global entry anymore (my theory is these things take longer, I seem to be mostly right about that) and it’s really annoying because sometimes you take your shoes off or have to take your puter out but then sometimes not. and then the fricking pig TSA agent gets all snippy with you because they are too moronic to know what’s going on in their own organization

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same frequency of travel....The first 40 years of my life, I had the opposite of PreCheck, I had SSSS for flying standby and making my reservation within 24hrs of travel. I'm used to the extra pat down and interrogation.
        My last flight, TSA now has a very slow picture-taking eye scanning process that might make you go back to PreCheck. It's a full 5 minutes per person just for the scan time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mostly fly overseas, which is better most of the time. I’m actually off this summer and feeling great about not going into the belly of the beast. I’m sure they are working to make it shittier though, it was kind of ok there for a few years I bet that did not sit well

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (>100 flights a year)
        damn man what are you some sort of international sales rep or something? i thought me flying 10 times a year was a lot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So I guess you missed

        Honestly, it's like the TSA at the airport.
        If you have a baseline intelligence, you start doing what you need to before they tell you. Even if it's your first time at the airport, you can use context clues (oh, everyone is taking their shoes off. Oh everyone is taking laptops out of their backpack) to get through it. Airport security establishes a baseline intelligence and whether a person can function in society.

        Menus at fast food restaurants are the same. Most restaurants have a secondary menu in the drive thru line before the actual menu. If you are intelligent, you'll look at that menu and decide. Or if you are familiar with the restaurant, you'll already have your order ready.

        Most egregious and biggest demonstration of low IQ is when someone is waiting in line in doors and doesn't look at the menu until they step up to the cash register. Like people at sporting events who go to the concession stands. The medium IQ person uses context (Oh, there is a menu above me. The line will go faster for everyone if I know what I want) to navigate this problem.

        But fricking mouth breathers like the one in OP are incapable of this kind of thinking ahead.

        >Even if it's your first time at the airport, you can use context clues (oh, everyone is taking their shoes off. Oh everyone is taking laptops out of their backpack) to get through it. Airport security establishes a baseline intelligence and whether a person can function in society.

        Because that answers your question about the shoes, for example. An intelligent person sees other people taking their shoes off while in line and reacts accordingly. Same for laptops or taking things out of your bag.

        By insinuating that it is a problem for you, you have unfortunately demonstrated that you are not intelligent enough to follow context clues in herds. I'm not trying to be a dick or a troll right now. I am genuinely saying that if you wait in a line of other people who pass as security check and you struggle to understand the rule that is allowing them to pass that check, then you have a serious learning disability.

        For your benefit, I think you should play the game INSIDE. There's a section where you're waiting in a long line and you need to follow context clues from other people in line to succeed. If you can't solve that puzzle, I'd recommend seeing a psychiatrist immediately.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie SHUT THE FRICK UP! HOW FRICKING moronic ARE YOU homie? ON GOD YOU BIUT TO CATCH A FADE homie!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not trying to be a dick or a troll right now. I am genuinely saying that if you wait in a line of other people who pass as security check and you struggle to understand the rule that is allowing them to pass that check, then you have a serious learning disability.
          Anon absolutely BTFO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true, and they hate you for speaking it. An intelligent person values their time, and a thoughtful person values other's time as well. You may argue that going to a fast food place is counter intuitive to being intelligent, but these mentalities can, and should be used in other facets of life, not just when getting unhealthy food. So, if they lack the understanding of not being able to use this type of thing for other moments that really shows how fricking moronic they are.
      >Getting your card/payment ready when checking out in a grocery store instead of digging it out on the spot thus wasting time
      >Not knowing where you are going/where parking is before leaving the house when GPS/Internet exists.
      >Not putting out the clothes you will wear the next day so you don't have to waste time searching through drawers/closets.
      >Not observing that a line has formed, and awkwardly standing to the side so no one knows what the frick you're doing, and getting ignored by clerks/having people continually go ahead of you.

      It's just basic pattern recognition stuff. Value your time at the very least if you don't give a shit about other people's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true, and they hate you for speaking it. An intelligent person values their time, and a thoughtful person values other's time as well. You may argue that going to a fast food place is counter intuitive to being intelligent, but these mentalities can, and should be used in other facets of life, not just when getting unhealthy food. So, if they lack the understanding of not being able to use this type of thing for other moments that really shows how fricking moronic they are.
      >Getting your card/payment ready when checking out in a grocery store instead of digging it out on the spot thus wasting time
      >Not knowing where you are going/where parking is before leaving the house when GPS/Internet exists.
      >Not putting out the clothes you will wear the next day so you don't have to waste time searching through drawers/closets.
      >Not observing that a line has formed, and awkwardly standing to the side so no one knows what the frick you're doing, and getting ignored by clerks/having people continually go ahead of you.

      It's just basic pattern recognition stuff. Value your time at the very least if you don't give a shit about other people's.

      >To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to order properly at McDonald's.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's just most who go there are not high IQ. What do you typically get when you go anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But fricking mouth breathers like the one in OP are incapable of this kind of thinking ahead.
      explains why automatic cars are popular. with a manual you have to think a step ahead with your gears

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro 70% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck. The top 20 and bottom 70 is huge and growing.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go ahead and place your order
    I’ll have a number 2 with a coke, that’s all
    >I’m sorry, can you repeat that

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s - one with cheese and a large soda.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll have uhhh that burger with two tiny thin patties with 3 buns.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need more?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that'll be $16 + tip

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can we start you off with a habpalablabadoobadoo?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time I was at a drive thru and the guy at the ordering window was there for 12 minutes. Nobody ahead of him, he was just stupid.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah I'll have a number 1 with a-
    >"wHat wOuLd lIkE tO dRiNk wItH THaT"
    I can't be the only one this happens to and it's fricking infuriating

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like you need anger management

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IM TIRED OF THAT homie TYPING A THESIS ABOUT TSA ON A FOOD N COOKING BOARD homie. FRICK THAT b***h HE FINNA CATCH THESE HANDS!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You like like an imbecile, or at least a doormat. getting angry at somebody constantly interrupting you is a normal thing to do. However:

        >yeah I'll have a number 1 with a-
        >"wHat wOuLd lIkE tO dRiNk wItH THaT"
        I can't be the only one this happens to and it's fricking infuriating

        You know damn well some of the wagies they have are literally too brain damaged to do anything else. You say one thing at a time and keep going when prompted.
        I'd like a number 3.
        >What size?
        Medium
        >What to drink?
        Diet Conk no ice
        >Anything else?
        Switch for waffle fries on that.
        >Okay. Anything else?
        Small sundae. No whip.
        That'll do it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do not like like an imbecile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to learn to just keep talking instead of shutting up instantly, that's a b***h move

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PRAISE THE MAGIC CONCH

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd have 5 sausage cheese mcmuffin, just the sandwhich. 3 for now 2 for later. 2500 calories for 15 bucks isn't bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s inaccurate. It should be “Can I get uhhhhhhhhh”? I know someone is a moron if they order something by asking “Can I get”?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And if someone uses proper English you're going to think that they're a snob, so either way they can't win.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do not think a person who addresses low wage service workers politely is snobbish.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's you, but in my wonderful land, many people in numerous places have snickered at my proper English, so out in public, I tawk reel dumm most of the time or sometimes juzz lite-lee dumm...and guess what? No more mockery.
          It's called fitting in and it sucks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you trying to fit in with moronic people who laugh at you for speaking properly. Are you a wigger or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool super power. You one of them ex-men?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LEMME GET UHHH

    YEAH SO LIKE UHHHHH

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stone cold ET would like a HAMBURGER WITH FRIES

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what would you recommend today?
    While there’s a deep queue behind them

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i do this ironically and then say just kidding and then say
    >two double cheeseburgers no mustard extra pickles
    as quickly as i can
    but i dont do drive thrus i always go inside because they always frick my order up and half the time i end up with 4 burgers

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take more than three seconds to order
    >hear a faint "this homie high as hell" followed by snickering through the intercom
    SHUT UP YOU FRICKING prostitute I'M THINKING

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know those mcdonalds 4 digit codes for mobile orders?
    i actually got my old screenname on AIM as one. there was a forum back when for 3-digit and 4-digit screen names, i never got a 3 digit but i did snag a 4-digit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two mcchickens and your finest cup of buffalo sauce please.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >begins sweating
    >drives away

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