I'm actually trying to ask a semi serious question here for once, what are your opinions of waking up in the morning and then eating before or af...

I'm actually trying to ask a semi serious question here for once, what are your opinions of waking up in the morning and then eating before or after you take a shower?
Should you always eat after it? Is it bad to eat before?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat when you are hungry. Eat in relation to your feeling of hunger.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i ate breakfast yesterday morning but not today. how hungry should I feel?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most effecient way to do your morning is eat (germs from raw food on hands)

    then take a shit (germs from shit on hands)

    then take a shower (clean)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turn on shower with dirty hands
      >shower
      >touch the tap handles
      >your hands are now dirty again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually every time I shower I lather up the shower handle with excess shampoo and jerk it off while pretending it's a futanari wiener
        so it's clean even if I turn it on with dirty hands

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

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          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably less gay than normal porn. Instead of it being 50% man, its only 25% man.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only shower if I'm leaving the house beyond running basic errands. My shower times are completely irrelevant to waking up/sleeping.

    Now that aside, if I have an office day I prefer to eat before showering.

    It's nice to do my skin routine after eating, vs carefully eating and then reapplying moisturizer, etc... around my mouth.

    In general, it's just not too important.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shower in the evening (duh)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But by the morning you've got dried semen all over your belly.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the fricking difference autist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well here's the thing, I am a NEET and don't have to worry about working for the moment, but clearly there probably is some kind of difference.
      Is there an effect in the body of showering after a meal or some such thing, just for instance? I could ask more but I think you could see what I'm saying without typing for days.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What temp do you shower at and how big of a breakfast? The one thing I know is that hot showers cause your blood vessels to dilate and as a result your blood pressure is lower for a little while.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          'bout tree fiddy °F

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          six eggs, some hash browns, a couple sausages and some hot sauce

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How autistic are you, fricking hell

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Went to brain doctors and never tested for it, don't know what else to tell you.

          I want to punch you

          Many such cases from people on the internet, the ones not on the internet don't want to punch me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to punch you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why because you are a failed loser? Could there be any other reason??? I would say this is the best thread on the entire board right now idiot.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            K dork. Don't ever open your mouth to me in person because Ill knock all your teeth out and use your mouth like a pocket pussy

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It never mattered to me so don't pay much attention to it and depends on when I go to work. Sometimes it's three times a day once before I go out then once when I get back from work, sometimes I'll shower during lunch if I get home for that. Sometimes if with a girlfriend it'll be more than twice a day if you know what I mean.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a man who values his time, I eat while showering, and yes I shit in the shower too.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only showered 4x last year. AMA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you only shower 4x last year?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many times did you shower last year?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you sleen on your belly?jagnjs

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to cook first then shower so the smell isn't all over me.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shower first, cook breakfast, and then eat it as I'm reading through my emails while on company time.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating before or after you take a shower
    Usually shower first. Not a hard rule, just nice to be clean.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >chug bedside glass of water
    >coffee with small biscuit
    >shit
    >shower
    >breakfast with more water
    This is what I do so it's the objectively best way of doing it

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For non-poor people who have a master bathroom it makes the most sense to wake up and shower then go downstairs to eat. Going downstairs to eat then back upstairs to shower seems counter intuitive.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i generally eat last thing before i leave, minimizes the amount of time i spend hungry before lunch
    though right now i just have coffee as an appetite suppressant for breakfast and no lunch
    i've gained some weight and fasting is cheaper than buying bigger pants

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