I'm done. that's it. I'm fricking done pretending to hate this place just to fit in with you autists.

I'm done. that's it. I'm fricking done pretending to hate this place just to fit in with you autists.

>God tier Salad
>God tier breadsticks
>God tier pasta
>God tier soup
>God tier value
>Chefs trained in Italy

I"ve eaten at a ton of local mom and pop Italian restaurants in the North East and Olive Garden is better

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  1. 1 month ago

    my only memory of this place is ordering a pasta with wine sauce and it tasting like they dumped a bottle of wine into it. literally no flavor but cheap wine and pasta.

  2. 1 month ago

    It was so much better though. Only pseudos pretended it was ever bad. But now they bring like 2 breadsticks at a time, 3 oz of soup and the salad is mostly wet soggy iceberg lettuce with like a shred of carrot and an old tomato wedge.

  3. 1 month ago

    >God tier Salad
    >God tier soup
    Aren't those the same?

  4. 1 month ago

    I like the Tuscany soup and breadsticks. It’s not bad. I wouldnt volunteer to go there but if my moronic girlfriend wants to I’m okay with it occasionally.

  5. 1 month ago

    The minestrone really is the bees knees

  6. 1 month ago

    Salad is legit good, bread sticks are shit, only soup worth shit is zuppa, pasta is also shit.

  7. 1 month ago

    >and Olive Garden is better
    being a flyover is grim

  8. 1 month ago

    Oh good, I thought we might accidentally go an entire hour without an Olive Garden shill thread.
    I'll take the Tour of Italy. *giggle*

  9. 1 month ago

    It's sysco slop for large mexican families; if you unironically enjoy this shit you're part of the new american underclass

  10. 1 month ago

    Let's see how many people fall for this pasta this time

  11. 1 month ago

    Olive garden breadsticks are an enigma, half the time they actually taste bretty good, but the other half they taste like moist plastic thats been frozen for several months, what causes this?

    • 1 month ago

      you have shit taste buds. they always taste like bread with garlic on them.

    • 1 month ago

      Fazolis bread sticks are better
      WA LA

  12. 1 month ago

    I never hated it, I also never pretended it was italian. It's alive garden and it has good food.

  13. 1 month ago

    Not trolling, not being controversial or making reddit-tier humor but I do like olive garden. I was just talking about it with my barber. I love a nice steakhouse or sushi bar but if I'm looking for cheap and filling food at a decent price (as cheap as McDonald's), I'm going to olive garden.
    Plus when you're there, you're family.

  14. 1 month ago

    Buy an ad.

  15. 1 month ago

    >I"ve eaten at a ton of local mom and pop Italian restaurants in the North East
    No you haven’t homosexual

  16. 1 month ago

    I can't eat there anymore, since I ran the numbers by the time I have eaten half the salad, 2 bread sticks, and half a serving of the alfredo sauce I have exceeded my 1000 calories for dinner.

  17. 1 month ago

    lasagna fritta 1130 cals
    meatballs pamigiana 1040
    spinach artichoke dip with flatbread chips 1160
    alfredo dipping sauce for breadticks 440
    Cheese Ravioli with Meat Sauce 860
    Chicken & Shrimp Carbonara 1370
    Chicken Alfredo (with crispy chicken fritta) 1790
    Chicken Alfredo (with grilled chicken) 1570
    Chicken Marsala Fettuccine 1400
    Chicken Tortelloni Alfredo 1980
    Seafood Alfredo 1450
    tour of italy 1550

  18. 1 month ago

    The Tour of Italy is my favorite dish to order.

    Every time we go to Olive Garden with the family I like to make a fun little event of it.

    "pack your bags" I say to my wife "we're going on a tour!" I grab my passport and head out the door.

    We get to the restaurant in 10 minutes flat.

    "WOW, Italy is a lot closer to home than I thought!"

    When we get to the restaurant I ask the hostess "do I need to speak Italian here?" with a big grin. The hostess giggles and takes us to our table.

    When we get seated at the restaurant the waiter takes our order.

    "I'll have the tour of Italy" I exclaim. "Do you need to see my passport?" I say slyly. The waitress giggles and says she will bring out the breadsticks and salad soon.

    The salad arrives and I get extra cheese on top per usual. "starting off up north at the snow covered Italian Alps I see!"

    My wife groans but the waitress gets a giggle out of it.

    The main course comes and it's just as beautiful as I remember it.

    I grab my fork "Where do I even begin?!"

    I take my fork and make airplane noises as I dive my fork down into the Chicken Parmigiana "Milan, you taste magnificent!"

    "Next let's see Florence!" I direct my fork toward the signature Fettuccine Alfredo. It's like I can taste the culture without even seeing the city!

    "Now for the grand finally, let's head down to Rome!"

    My fork gobbles up the Lasagna Classico in seconds.

    "Mama Mia! what a trip!"

    We get the bill "wow a whole tour of Italy for only $14.99? what a bargain!"

    The waitress seems pretty over it at this point but manages to crack a little smile as she takes my credit card. "Didn't even need to crack out the American Express! hah!"

    As we leave I wave and exclaim "arrivederci!" to all the staff as we walk out the door. What a great family restaurant.

    • 1 month ago

      and everyone clapped.
      the end

      • 1 month ago

        The dude's anecdote was gay as hell but responding to it with reddit slang unironically is just as gay.

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