I'm eating only picrelated for almost 2 months

It's ultra cheap living. I eat around 300g per day, but I'm permanently hungry. My height is +-1.97m and I'm around 95kg. I don't add salt , because salt literally makes no difference to the taste. It's terrible and is difficult to eat, so I most of the time imagine that I am living in a post apocalyptic world and just need to eat this disgusting shit to survive. It's not far from truth because I ran out of money and I hate modern civilization very much. Sometimes I am lucky to find a little bit of garlic so I usually eat a piece of garlic while the spaghetti is boiling - on empty stomach it usually causes a slight stomach pain, but it is enjoyable because I imagine it's like "starting up the engine". I also drink a lot of cheap black tea per day, maybe around 4 litres. If I end up getting back on my feet I'm going to eat meat and fish non-stop. I crave steak so bad. I really wish my diet was just animal organs, raw meat and fruits, but it is what it is. About a month ago I was lucky enough to have a few donner slices and eating it was fricking orgasmic

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get a fricking job, kid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't because I have the worst case of procrastination that I've ever heard of

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >very poor life choices
        >so insufferable to be around
        >no one is willing to help out.
        I wonder what is your moronic logic that you somehow fail to see that all the things you listed are unnatural elements that are in fact product and fault of human civilization existing?"??
        Because there isnt any logic in you Just pure brainwash
        [...]
        [...]
        Eggs are much more expensive
        >beans rice and lentils are just as cheap and better for you
        Not just as cheap
        And rice is worse than pasta

        STOP assuming shit
        Prices are not the same everywhere

        Seriously just stop operating entirely on fricking assumption

        why are you buying food off amazon? is there no grocery store in your town?

        also lentils and beans cost the same per ounce on Amazon as spaghetti
        and rice is cheaper than spaghetti on amazon

        https://www.amazon.com/Iberia-Dry-Lentils-12-Ounce/dp/B07XC7GC2Y/
        https://www.amazon.com/Iberia-Pinto-Storage-Potassium-Calorie/dp/B07T2N4QLK/
        https://www.amazon.com/Iberia-Jasmine-Grain-Fragrant-Pounds/dp/B077FYLG56/

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Can you go on disability or something? Are you in the UK, Canada, or somewhere else?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >procrastination
        try elvanse

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >procrastination
        Well, until you make the connection between job and good food you need to wait.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Then you deserve to starve

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Black person, y'all have to have some version of food stamps where ever your ass is. That's better than starving.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you gonna die homie

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >eating only picrelated
    this homie eatin' brown bags put through a paper shredder.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You are mentally unwell. Seek help.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And how ?
      Like literally what do I say ?
      "Oh boy I really hate humans and how human civilization is constructed. Can you please give me neetbux for feeling this way? "
      Im not joking . I dont really know what to say , where and how to arrange it + if I have to physically show up somewhere I likely won't bother with it
      Because in theory I could have an easy NEET life and be possibly diagnosed with asperger's , autism , ADHD , because that's what a friend of mine from a different country has , but where I grew up nobody heard about these "conditions" when I was a kid , so I have 0 clue how to get diagnosed with anything or how to complain or whatever

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fricking absolute moron lmao

        You deserve everything coming your way

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes I wonder if 99% of this site are chat GPT bots or something. What is the point of your post???

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'll second the OP and ask what's the point of your post
          Belittling the already-belittled is like beating a dead horse

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know where you are?

            Clearly not

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          No one asked your opinion numbnuts. How about you go shove a stick up your ass and never return to my sacred board.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's just sugar you moron. Just eat satanic deviled eggs like a normal human bean if you're broke.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how that egg feels when it releases juices deep in the snake tube

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    beans rice and lentils are just as cheap and better for you

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I really wish my diet was just animal organs, raw meat and fruits
    reminder, these "people" are the ones who are trying to push their tardo diets on Culinaly. broke morons. it's not western civilization's fault, it's because you made some very poor life choices and are probably so insufferable to be around no one is willing to help out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >very poor life choices
      >so insufferable to be around
      >no one is willing to help out.
      I wonder what is your moronic logic that you somehow fail to see that all the things you listed are unnatural elements that are in fact product and fault of human civilization existing?"??
      Because there isnt any logic in you Just pure brainwash

      beans rice and lentils are just as cheap and better for you

      https://i.imgur.com/McDpWyq.jpeg

      It's just sugar you moron. Just eat satanic deviled eggs like a normal human bean if you're broke.

      Eggs are much more expensive
      >beans rice and lentils are just as cheap and better for you
      Not just as cheap
      And rice is worse than pasta

      STOP assuming shit
      Prices are not the same everywhere

      Seriously just stop operating entirely on fricking assumption

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Eggs are outrageously cheap. If you have ~$5 you have enough eggs to feed you for a week. Sure the pasture raised eggs are going to give you more nutrition but you can still get by with eggs from caged hens.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Stop assuming shit
          Jesus christ

          If I had 5$ and had to choose between eggs or pasta I would be able to get around 40 eggs (from cheapest possible local source) VS around 7 kgs pasta (probably way more if i search for the cheapest possible source)

          And if I eat eggs then i eat AT LEAST 6 at a time

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            why don’t you buy less pasta but supplement it with egg? do you go through 7kgs pasta in a week?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day moron
              How fricking brainless are you?
              You are worse than a malfunctioning chatbot

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How much are beans and lentils where you live?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lmao if you're "lucky enough" to have a few donair slices a month ago you're obviously homeless. you posting off a coffee shop's wifi or something blud?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How would he boil his pasta if he was homeless though?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    moron is going to die from protein deficiency thankfully.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Of all pasta you could possibly buy you get whole wheat spaghetti, Whole Foods/amazon brand no less. this has to be a shitpost

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm eating only picrelated
    Wooden skewers?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Sometimes I am lucky to find a little bit of garlic
    Is bro foraging

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't add salt , because salt literally makes no difference to the taste
    nice bait

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hey moron op you know a couple fruits and veggies are like less then a couple dollars right at the Walmart right?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >salt literally makes no difference to the taste
    I'd get checked for brain damage if I were you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he adds a just dash of salt to the water.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hell anon

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you get raped by bbc you blody bastord

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go outside and forage for bugs and snails and shit, you're going to die.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you incorporate the garlic into the noodles
    I read drinking that much tea daily is really bad for your kidneys

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Provide an address and a selfie.
    I'll send you food.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/PhWxqn4.jpeg

      It's ultra cheap living. I eat around 300g per day, but I'm permanently hungry. My height is +-1.97m and I'm around 95kg. I don't add salt , because salt literally makes no difference to the taste. It's terrible and is difficult to eat, so I most of the time imagine that I am living in a post apocalyptic world and just need to eat this disgusting shit to survive. It's not far from truth because I ran out of money and I hate modern civilization very much. Sometimes I am lucky to find a little bit of garlic so I usually eat a piece of garlic while the spaghetti is boiling - on empty stomach it usually causes a slight stomach pain, but it is enjoyable because I imagine it's like "starting up the engine". I also drink a lot of cheap black tea per day, maybe around 4 litres. If I end up getting back on my feet I'm going to eat meat and fish non-stop. I crave steak so bad. I really wish my diet was just animal organs, raw meat and fruits, but it is what it is. About a month ago I was lucky enough to have a few donner slices and eating it was fricking orgasmic

      >bragging about 12k
      >lmao
      Actually yeah I'll back this boi up and I'll give you money for food too, catch is you have to eat like a normal human being. Like actual protein and actual veggies, have some multivitamins too damn you're going to actually go to the hospital eventually eating the way you do.

      Also you wouldn't be doing this silly bullshit if you had a job lol lmao maybe get over yourself and work like everyone else.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/iIw99aJ.png

        Provide an address and a selfie.
        I'll send you food.

        Thx for offer but I will refuse I don't really like being helped
        Hopefully this situation will be good lesson for me
        I am posting this here just so nobody comes n try to scam you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Look, I understand you are impoverished, but that shit is NOT going to satisfy your nutritional needs beyond kcals alone. You will feel like dogshit and your health will plummet. You're buying off of Amazon, so maybe order some miso paste at least since you can use it to make soup. You can buy 2kg of this for $18 right now: https://www.amazon.com/Shirakiku-Miso-Bean-Paste-35-2-Ounce/dp/B001FWXLYO
          I've used it before, and it's totally fine and tastes great. That should add protein and some good probiotics/bacteria to your digestive system so the endless trail of spaghetti doesn't totally frick you up. I'd also recommend you get some eggs. I'm seeing the the lower-priced offerings at about $0.28/egg on Amazon, like this one right now: https://www.amazon.com/Organic-Valley-Free-Range-Medium-Eggs/dp/B074QX4K49/
          Don't tell us you can't afford it when you got ice cream: (a luxury, mind you). It's less than +$0.50 a day if you add even one egg and a little miso paste each day. That is a mere $15/month for you to not feel like dogshit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            thats not even ice cream thats this dipshits mug thats hes too moronic to wash the caked on tea from

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I dont wash it because it gives me viewing pleasure , it looks like post apocalyptic mug that way, not because I'm "too moronic"
              Plus, name at least one reason to wash mugs other than sissies like you getting upset over them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                no i think youre just too moronic, as evidenced by the rest of your moronation in this thread. impressive stuff, man, really. genuinely pathetic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Can't tell if bot

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Deserving of starvation.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                bro you've self admitted you cant get a job and cant figure out how to get on neetbux, you are 100% moronic

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't wash dishes to dive into a shitty post-apocalyptic day dream
                >somehow this is not moronic

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                No idiot , and again you are operating on assumption entirely like the gigagayg that you are. I dont wash the tea stains because
                1) it looks cool
                2) there is no reason to not wash it other than some gigagaygs are sensitive about how it looks
                3) just to trigger scum like you, as it provenly has
                And I do my dishes immediately always , because I live in household with other people , however If I lived alone I wouldn't do them ever

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you have a dog sex container

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I really wish my diet was just animal organs
    So why not eat them?
    They're cheap as frick, and if you know what you're doing they're tasty as hell.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't add salt , because salt literally makes no difference to the taste.

    moron.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    walk naked around your supermarket and smear shit on the walls, when the cops come to get you make sure you tell them about your pasta eating habits and your views on society and they'll handle it from there.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >gets put in jail for 24 hours
      >raped by cops/inmates
      >released onto the streets with a turned out butthole
      >t-thanks anon

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        OP isn't very rapeable.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think OP is cool.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    at least get some supplement multivitamin+minerals tablets if you don't want to completely frick up your health

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    300g a day is barely over 1000 calories, you can't live on that. You also can't live on it due to needing other minerals and vitamins. How fricked up must your taste buds be if you can't taste salt in pasta? Amazon is not even the cheapest place to buy food, so why don't you walk to the supermarket and also get a can of beans and some frozen veggies while you are there?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't live on that.
      you totally can if you're stagnant and small

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't afford butter? Buttered noodles is a thing with some cheap powdered parmesean would be sufferable. Can't afford soy sauce and sesame oil? Can't afford pureed tomato and dried Italian seasoning? Can't afford bacon? OP is surely impoverished. Drinking a thousand cups of tea on an empty stomach can't be good for your stomach either dude.

  29. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    You're suffering for your own weakness? Everything is as it should be, enjoy your pasta.

  30. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Shoplift
    If you are taking just one or two things they won't bother calling the police as long as you don't get caught at the same place multiple times

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    get a job and / or have a nice day you fricking sperg

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Do yo knw any work online to do for a little money? Then i could buy some groceries

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        look up five surveys dot com
        or cloud connect

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        be a 2dfd

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Wow
          I looked up what it is and that is hilarious
          Do you know anyone personally who makes money this way, or where to find out more about this?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I've personally paid a few I guess since I'm a moron in the community. Look up Furry Scam or The Hunting Grounds on discord, those are the two servers I think that are the most receptive to new 2DFDs. Or just make a twitter handle, search #2dfd and do what they do. Just so you know the biggest ones eventually became lolcows and got doxxed, so you're going to want to make your money and run or switch characters. You can go on /trash/, I doubt the /beta/ threads in there are coherent enough to answer a question but phrase it correctly and they might share some of the Stocking 2DFD lolcow shit they have saved.

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cheap black tea has a ton of fluoride, drinking that much will eventually give you fluoride poisoning(brittle bones and teeth), drink something else for your thirst.

  33. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I feel a close bond with you

  34. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I had to freeze my debit card suddenly and get a new one sent to me. I only had enough cash to buy some beans, which along with some onions and carrots has to last me 7-10 days until my new card arrives

  35. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Giant bulk bags of rice and beans would be cheaper and easier to eat + taste better with seasoning

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      No they wouldnt be, moronic gay
      And rice has less nutrition than pasta , and cooks longer and just
      >seasoning
      have a nice day
      Point of your post?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Potatoes could be a good alternative to pasta.

  36. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Post more

  37. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    You can do surveys on prolific academic (fake the demographic data, say you have a family and a job and all that good shit) and get decently above minimum wage. It will definitely cover groceries if you do it enough

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      > (fake the demographic data, say you have a family and a job and all that good shit)
      I did exactly that and
      > get decently above minimum wage
      you can't
      in about 3 combined hours of doing that i made 3£
      in my shitty previious job in those 3 hours I would have made around 36£

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        You can do surveys on prolific academic (fake the demographic data, say you have a family and a job and all that good shit) and get decently above minimum wage. It will definitely cover groceries if you do it enough

        btw for these 3 pounds the best thing i can buy is chocolate chip cookies
        1.50 for a 400g pack of cookies resulting in just under almost 2kcal and 20.8g protein
        i will eat one such pack per two days

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        the best demographic data of all is being american, sorry man.
        a reminder that may help you feel better: the supposed successful professionals in your country dont make much more money than your current salary

  38. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    this is literally how you get scurvy moron
    eat actual food for once not just carbs or you will genuinely die

  39. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Go trap squirrels in a park. Search youtube on how to skin and cook it. Or go fish for feral carp in ponds and rivers. You are doing the public a favor by eating an invasive species.

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