I'm going to eat all these wings and drink all this beer.

And there's nothing you can do to stop me

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AU4kazc.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/DCAlhQp.jpg

      Its less than $.060/wing. Shut up, homosexual

      did you have a good time

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 a lb for wings
    Dude, what the frick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its less than $.060/wing. Shut up, homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no sauce
        wtf is wrong with you, even storebought wings should be drenched in whatever sauce you like

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are assorted, you fricking genius. I get extra ones with no sauce so I can do some of my own sauces

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, and I like to share with the dog, too. They can't have flavored wings. No, I do not let them have the bone. This little guy was by my gate on when I got home. Not my dog and I don't know who it is, but he got a wing, too

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based feeding a Mexican stray. Enjoy your wangs. How many you think you got total?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Not my dog
              He is now. I've got some sort of mutant chihuahua half-breed myself, and he's a good boy. Take good care of that ugly little bastard and always give him some of your chicken.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I get extra ones with no sauce so I can do some of my own sauces
            based and saucepilled. the other pissy anons itt are just jealous of your wings and beer. rock on brother

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/jGK1ghO.jpg

        They are assorted, you fricking genius. I get extra ones with no sauce so I can do some of my own sauces

        why are you so hostile

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just dealing with yougays makes people that way

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            is there a girls division?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My moneys on Landon

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are both used to fighting people from a much higher weight class (dad) so they should really be able to scrap at their own weight.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can tell he still remembers landing shots on his dad while he was nearly passed out in the family armchair.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Love a good kid fight lmfao

            My moneys on Landon

            Idk man Mason looks like a scrappy trailer park kid. Like a young Mickey O'Neil

            You can tell he still remembers landing shots on his dad while he was nearly passed out in the family armchair.

            Kek

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              mason looks like a gay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he wants his beer and he wants his chicken but you b***hes keep taking swings at him.

          https://i.imgur.com/Blznuqw.jpg

          And there's nothing you can do to stop me

          Enjoy the beer and chicken anon!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hitting some of the plain ones with the good stuff

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a small town grocery chain called Hitchwiener's

          I heard the Hitchwiener's in Alachua got knocked over the other day. Luv me sum Gator Hammock.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You just made me look that up. Apparently it did. It was you, wasn't it, anon... I go to the one in Interlachen and sometimes the one in Hawthorne. That Hawthorne one is ass, though. Deli is trash there.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reborted to the cobs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6 cents a wing
        You got 357 wings for $21.47? That's a pretty good deal, but I don't think I'd be able to eat them all.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously accidentally added a zero. Go autis elsewhere

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >grocery store wing-eating beer-drinking dog-fricking troglodyte can't into math
            can't say I'm surprised

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual, if that were a miscalculation instead of a typo, I'd be hard pressed to even pull off using this site. have a nice day today.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem quite aggressively moronic. But you like Gator Hammock so I guess you're alright.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >haha my miscalculation was just a typo I swear kys

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, full on moron, I managed to think wings cost 6 cents a piece somehow.... wings have never cost that much in my entire life. You're a real smuggie.jpeg anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bet your tard wrangler is so proud that you figured out how to work the flashing word box.
                I'd tell you to have a nice day but the slop wings and piss beer should take care of that soon enough.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >grocery store wing-eating beer-drinking dog-fricking troglodyte can't into math
          can't say I'm surprised

          https://i.imgur.com/2RWv31i.png

          >haha my miscalculation was just a typo I swear kys

          No one who is typing out 6 cents would put a zero after the six. Clearly a dyslexic style typo that didn't get corrected. You little shits make a thread or actually contribute to an existing one for once

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had wings last night that were 0.25/wing in CAD

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/gnVCPrz.jpg

        https://i.imgur.com/jGK1ghO.jpg

        They are assorted, you fricking genius. I get extra ones with no sauce so I can do some of my own sauces

        Fricking boomer couldn't take a good pic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I broke the glass to my normal camera lenses. So I'm using the front facing lens. I just cropped out my dirty fingernails because I didn't want to hear. Kys tonight

          Based feeding a Mexican stray. Enjoy your wangs. How many you think you got total?

          37 wings total. It's normally 10 wings per pound.

          >Not my dog
          He is now. I've got some sort of mutant chihuahua half-breed myself, and he's a good boy. Take good care of that ugly little bastard and always give him some of your chicken.

          He left and came back today. He can have food, water, and shelter. If he wants to stay he can. I have lots of land. Won't bind the lad, though

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you where you thought you’d be?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Knocked Up wasnt funny. and 40 is only 8 years older than me. Dont Be Mid and dont be married to a girl who is seeting that she is post wall. Even being a billionaire wont help.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one and they all stink...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            not really, its very obvious that movie is supposed to show 40 as depressing. Also, females are not funny so any comedy where a girl is also a main character is shitty. all the top comedy movies are all male dominated.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movies like these are so depressing. I was 20 when this came out and even i knew a movie like This is 40 is a psycop but is actually like how most middled aged married men live.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you basing that on the birthdate on the receipt? Thats not mine, I'm older. Guessing she put her own birthdate in or guessed. I didn't get carded or asked.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this publix? Did you get Mardi Gras?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a small town grocery chain called Hitchwiener's

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a fun evening! Enjoy!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok OP you said it, post 15 empty cans or ur lil b***h.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I'm only drinking 1 beer per 15-20mins. Gonna be a sec here, bud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you will be drinking for 5 hours straight? While you eat 3.5 pounds of wings? Will you consume those over the course of 5 hours as well? How many wings per 15-20 minutes???

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The wings will be gone before the beer. I have paused wing consumption to make sure I have some for later. I will mindlessly eat everything and be sad later when there is nothing. I have ribeyes to cook later tonight. But in case I don't feel like cooking later, I'm spacing things out

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your life seems sad now the hell with later.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is unGodly. OP must be stopped!

    Think of the children OP.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    publix detected

    their tendies are better imo senpai

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not publix. That's an extra 30 mins cumulative on the drive. I don't normally go there unless I'm already out that way

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        then you made a SHIT choice

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct, Florida is a shithole.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIDDD!!
    THIS IS A KING LOL-COBRA THREAD, isn't it?
    And OPie.. LRN 2 ALT Code, gayIT.
    ¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢¢

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to an all you can eat wings/fries/beer night at a local sports bar and vomited on the table.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bold, do you still go there and sit at the same table?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. And I wear the same clothes, too. Never washed them. Take that, bawds

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you enjoy OP, publix wings always hit the spot

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just made wings the other day as my store had whole wings on sale for 3 dollars a pound. got ten pounds and brought half of them into work to share

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love wings so much bros, 0.75 per is the lowest they go at the bars but nothing beats a plate full of wings and a tall glass of beer.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dis homie eatin' poor white trash Walmart wings

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't from Walmart or the equivalent. A grocery store deli with a very reputable fried chicken selection

      is there a girls division?

      Are you a bad person?

      Your life seems sad now the hell with later.

      Well la dee da, tell us about the good life, kind sir

      then you made a SHIT choice

      No, it's proper fried chicken. Publix is good, too. Not drive out of my way good, though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys lonely mass replier

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, yes, as well all know only people surrounded by friends and family reply individually. I'll use that the next time I'm larping as a family man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you a bad person?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you are a badpers

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just answer the fricking question little girlies division or no?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, anon. There isn't.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                🙁

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as an alcoholic i don't eat because if i eat the alc doesn't hit hard enough also i suspect i have wetbrain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is wetbrain?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i drank myself moronic and didn't eat and my memory and everything else is bad now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that sucks

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it ok. am going for rehab tomorrow and will be back to post cookalongs and whatnot 🙂 i'm gonna make it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's the spirit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              can you make a flaming hot cheetos macaroni and cheese cook along please

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i see what i can do... wish me luck anons <3

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Um anon I'll pray for you after those digits

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll toast to being functional

                https://i.imgur.com/Blznuqw.jpg

                And there's nothing you can do to stop me

                What # you on OP?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fergot pic, wine is gone. Going for beer walk.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                30+ down. Only a few left 🙁

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this man is almost 3 gallons deep

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i noticed when i was finishing up my doctoral work that my brain was starting to get slow and i was having more trouble recalling words. since my brain is the only part of myself i care about, i cut back. it helped but it doesn't all come back. i definitely smoothed my brain out some with all the years of drinking.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i definitely smoothed my brain out some with all the years of drinking.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That isn't what wet brain is. Wet brain is end stage alcoholism where you get brain damage from ammonia seeping into your brain. You don't get to wet brain without passing through liver damage, pancreatitis damage, ascites, etc...

          More likely you just shaved a few IQ points off from being drunk all the time. Or if you still drink you're still just a fricked up all the time and your memory is impaired. And when you aren't fricked up you are withdrawing so you feel like dick.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I suspect OP is an obese man. Potentially a very obese man. Potentially an obscenely obese man, maybe a morbildy obese one. Potenitally bed ridden, but hopefully not life-threateningly obese, heaven forbid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not fat at all, friend. I couldn't get fat if I tried. Just not in the genetics. Plus fatties are fricking gross. I'm simply a consumer. I can't get enough of the substances before me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is exactly what a fat person who is lying and trying to hide the fact that they are a fat, would say.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post yourself then I'll post me

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >INGREDIENTS PHOSPHATES
    I don't even see chicken listed as an ingredient

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the shits

    goddamn OP your ass is going to be looking goo for days

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got my butthole tattooed with Teflon years ago. Just one wipe and I'm good, no matter what I eat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        science has gone too far

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn, 20 bucks gets me a 25 pound box of wings at the brakebush outlet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prepared, sauced/breaded? Or raw wings?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you angry posting on a anime board with 15 Natty Lights and over priced wings, put on Workaholics or some israeliteTube or something, cheer up homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys, go back, and never return

      [...]
      [...]
      did you have a good time

      Yes, as always. Just woke up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm glad to hear that *makes you coffee*

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, dear

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