I'm gonna fricking starve

Send help, bros

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    f o o d b a n k
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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My foodbank account is overdrawn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      judging from your hands you seem to be a fatty

      https://i.imgur.com/jqdQYaL.png

      homeless people feed themselves everyday and can still afford fentanyl. make it work, this aint a charity.

      Just tell me how to open the can you weird suggestive morons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        third worlders open cans with knives they wipe their bums with. figure it out, you're a BIG big boy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's super dangerous. I don't want stab my hand

          If you can't figure out stone age technology I'm afraid you might need to starve

          No one needs to starve, rude

          use a can opener turd brain

          if only there was a tool to open a can...

          Don't have one that's why I buy food with the tabs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >no I don't wanna use it it's too dangerous
            >no I don't have a can opener
            you fat pussy... this thread was for nothing then.
            you baited us all. or you're such a moron you think there's some magic option

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              My dad left me a toolbox when he died. There is a hammer in there. I'm just gonna use that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your dad is reading this and he is ashamed of you,

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              My dad left me a toolbox when he died. There is a hammer in there. I'm just gonna use that

              Success! I survive another day

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok glad we got that settled.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                congrats!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                keep opening those cans, anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                show restraint and don’t try to lick the inside of the can like a doberman, shits sharp

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't figure out stone age technology I'm afraid you might need to starve

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if only there was a tool to open a can...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shove it up your ass and crush it and shit out the fresh ravioli

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    judging from your hands you seem to be a fatty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Never seen fat fingers

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homeless people feed themselves everyday and can still afford fentanyl. make it work, this aint a charity.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get a craving for that like once a year, otherwise no
    Still not bad from the dollar store for $1
    Make some garlic bread with it

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shhh, it’s fine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you open it then, Mr It's Fine?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ever heard of a Swiss Army knife? Jesus, kids these days…

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    use a can opener turd brain

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I crack open a can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs tonight?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Treat yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget to pour out a meatball for the homies.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2nd thread this week I forgot about posting. I'm drinking too much

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's what's in my cupboard. What's the problem, exactly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lasagna in a can

      That can't be good.
      For one where's the bechamel?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't know how to open a can

      woah op you just has reached a new level of moronation.

      The pull tab popped off without opening the can. Get your eyes checked, you big jerks

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't know how to open a can

    woah op you just has reached a new level of moronation.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big Ravioli and Lasagna are the best ones

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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