I'm hosting a Paddington-themed birthday party for my 40 year old coworker at the steel mill, what are some drinks we can serve with the marmalad...

I'm hosting a Paddington-themed birthday party for my 40 year old coworker at the steel mill, what are some drinks we can serve with the marmalade sandwiches besides tea? I was thinking cuppa chocolate.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
    >They'll "hide and seek" as long as they please
    Warm milk, with hunny
    (Oat/almond: 50p extra)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hunny
      Paddington isn't Winnie the Pooh

      London Dry Gin.

      We can't drink on the job.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can this party not take place at a bar or house?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It'll be in the break room at the mill.

          Tea, obviously.

          I said besides teas.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All bears are poo-bears, if you think about it.
        (Gross)

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    London Dry Gin.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tea, obviously.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cider

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gaaaaaay

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Paddington-themed birthday party for my 40 year old coworker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Paddington is very comforting, especially so as you confront your own mortality and gradually failing health

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats what being a goddamned adult is supposed to be

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Paddington teaches us to love and forgive one another, and to sacrifice for the greater good.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He also taught us it's OK to just wear a coat with no pants.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >He also normalized it's OK to just wear a coat with no pants.
              FTFY, flasher

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have to be miserable just because you're going to die. Finding joy during the fleeting time you have to exist is a great way to cope with the inevitable.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            precisely, and if you need a cartoon bear to do that you are very maladapted

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Someone didn't get invited to the party, eh?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP works at a steel mill
    >Paddington themed Birthday party
    I'm not hating I'm just so, so confused

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not hating I'm just so, so confused
      What do you think manly men at steel mills do when there aren't any girls around?
      Paddington stuff is just the tip of the iceberg...

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Simpsons did it, simpsons did it

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  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That wookie will never be a bear.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hosting a Paddington-themed birthday party for my 40 year old coworker at the steel mill,
    Where do you live? If it's England/UK, I'm picturing a quirky, but beloved, local eccentric celebrating with his quirky co-workers at the local pub they go to after work every day in a small village near Wales.
    I it's America, I'm picturing a desperately lonely man being set up for mean-spirited anonymous mockery by people he believes to be his friends, in a Ruby Tuesday's/Applebees/Olive Garden Midwest somewhere, the only colors of the empty blasted landscape; white, black and brown

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm hosting a Paddington-themed birthday party for my 40 year old coworker at the steel mill
    >It'll be in the break room at the mill.
    hwut

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cuppa choc is always a wise choice. might i suggest Silly Cow brand cuppa choc? They have a variety of silly flavors sure to tickle your tastebuds silly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's my favorite kind!

      >hosting a Paddington-themed birthday party for my 40 year old coworker at the steel mill,
      Where do you live? If it's England/UK, I'm picturing a quirky, but beloved, local eccentric celebrating with his quirky co-workers at the local pub they go to after work every day in a small village near Wales.
      I it's America, I'm picturing a desperately lonely man being set up for mean-spirited anonymous mockery by people he believes to be his friends, in a Ruby Tuesday's/Applebees/Olive Garden Midwest somewhere, the only colors of the empty blasted landscape; white, black and brown

      We're American, and it will be in the break room. The guy's a little slow, but he loves Paddington, and we want is 40th birthday to be special, especially since his wife died suddenly last year.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > We're American, and it will be in the break room. The guy's a little slow, but he loves Paddington, and we want is 40th birthday to be special, especially since his wife died suddenly last year.
        Okay, that actually clears it up a lot

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think black mold has any idea how identifiable it is?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread descended into a bit of a morbid existential and pessisimistic banter considering the intitial topic were treat suggestions for a Paddington-themed party. What kind of Tea do you think Paddington enjoys with his marmalade sandwiches? I say, Earl Grey sweetened with honey infused in oragnge zest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Paddington is a deeply Christian story.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I said no tea.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're not me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I be?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm OP. You are not.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, I'm OP. Stop lying on the internet. Also I forgot to mention I'm gay btw if matters.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it. If you're me, then what color was Steve's wife hair before she died?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it. If you're me, then what color was Steve's wife hair before she died?

                Steve's wife's*

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