I'm inclined to give you 600 g. of this lovely pancetta. Yes, YOU.

I'm inclined to give you 600 g. of this lovely pancetta. Yes, YOU.
What will you do with it, please don't disappoint me again.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fry it up in some bacon fat and put it on a tomato sandwich

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that thing is 90% fat, you don't need to add anything

      https://i.imgur.com/NrxBO7n.jpeg

      I'm inclined to give you 600 g. of this lovely pancetta. Yes, YOU.
      What will you do with it, please don't disappoint me again.

      too much fat

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm vegetarian so I'll politely decline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take this homosexual's portion anon and thank you

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slice it up into chunks and eat them alongside pickles, crusty bread, and ajvar

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >im giving you thing to do whatever you want with
    >dont disappoint me
    I'm going to eat it off your back, plain, while railing you like the little twink you are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Animals are tortured in factory farms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Open range farms torture, sure sure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name me some open range farms that do business with kroger or walmart pls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's where the flavor comes from.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are tortured in dystopian cities.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >factory farms
      these only exist in shithole countries anyway, so way to out yourself as a 3rdie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >these only exist in shithole countries anyway, so way to out yourself as a 3rdie
        Other way round tbh, thirdies getting meat raised 'the old ways', biggest user of factory farms is the US, also slackest food safety guidelines, the US.
        There is no country on earth, more willing for their citizens to eat slopper, than the USA.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm tortured on the bus cause I gotta pass and my stop is 20 minutes away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seawater has salt in it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slice off some meat onto a plate and eat it with my bare hands while I drink Monster ™ Energy Drink and play hentai games.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feed it to my dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to eat your dog.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also a little bit of

      feed it to my dog

      .

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bacon and fried egg on toast with blue plate mayo 🙂

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slice thinly and eat with strawberries and camembert and rye toast

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy moly look at the fat on that thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah good shit right

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll use it to catch the stray cats and dogs in the neighborhood, trade them to the local Asian market for kratom, sell the kratom to the local teenagers, use the money to buy an orangutan, shave it and open a brothel

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feed it to a cat.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Donate it to my local mosque.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will lick it all over and give it back to you. Frick you.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make some pasta amatriciana because I can't find a place that sells guanciale.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went to a specialty Italian market 25 minutes away to buy guanciale (among other things) for carbonara once, it cost 3x as much as pancetta and wasn't really worth the extra money and drive.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will not eat ze raw meat.
    >,but but but it's le cured!
    If it is cured, why is it dead? Castled, atheists!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If it is cured, why is it dead?
      Why do I constantly lose to moronic shit like this?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What will you do with it
    use it for 'nara

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Id probably like, just eat it, or something. Id have to cut out all the fat parts first though. It looks really unhealthy

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not pancetta

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is absolutely pancetta, young meatlet

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what this is, can it be eaten as is or does it need too be cooked first?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you slice it exceptionally thinly, you can eat it as is, but it is best cut into lardons and fried, which releases much of the fat to use to build a base with

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm frying it up

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks anon, it's burnt

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make Trippa alla Romana

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll put it on a dutch style pancake
    lets fuse our cultures 🙂

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maidens capriccio

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carbonara the traditional way.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks gud

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dice
    >fry and render the fat
    >fry some potatoes in the fat
    >toss them with the crispy pancetta bits, rosemary, garlic powder, chili flake, and a bit of salt (though not too much as pancetta is already salty)
    Wa la

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slice thin then toss with cubed musk melon, fresh mozzarella, olive oil, flaky salt and some fresh cracked black pepper.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd use it as a starter for my breakfast burrito. Dice 150g of it into cubes and cook til most of the fat is out. Then I'll add diced onion, garlic and some chili paste. Once the onions are mostly there I'll add the eggs, scramble in the pan and finish off by throwing a tin of beans in there

    If I'm feeling indulgent I'll also dice up some pek and add it at the start

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cram it

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