Im on my 6th day eating only a meal a day, that meal being plain rice...

Im on my 6th day eating only a meal a day, that meal being plain rice... With nothing else, I have no money left so I need to do this until end of the month, will I die?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >will I die?
    You'll begin to suffer from malnutrition and be so fricking sick of you'll wish you were.

    At least try to take a multivitamin to offset some of the complete lack of nutrition in your diet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, I did the same thing for the same reason once and I started to dread having to taste it, and you’re going to be missing out on nearly every vitamin and mineral (esp electrolytes). If food banks are an option in your area definitely try it out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are not even a thing where I live

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shoplifting it is then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Check out local religious establishments, here the sikhs give away hot meals.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't live in North America?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No and whats with us people assuming everyone speaking english hails from their country?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Because theyre moronic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No and whats with us people assuming everyone speaking english hails from their country?

                >Primarily American website

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is no way this site is 30% female

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They're counting trannies as women

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                of course they are, they're not nazis or nothing like that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh shit I passed the maximum age 2.5 hours ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you can afford multivitamins. You can afford vegtables to go with your rice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A bottle of multivitamins can be surprisingly cheap and last a whole month.

        But yeah, you can get vegetables a lot of cheape than people think.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A bottle of multivitamins with a 180 day supply is like $15 on Amazon.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably not unless your diet was really shit before this too

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >two more weeks
    without protein you will damage your organs

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buddhist Monks do this shit all the time. Those temples survive off donations from the public, and in poor rural areas I couldn't imagine they're being left anything but rice the government gives to the poor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They throw all leftovers into a pot and make stew, that shit is probably extremely nutritious and calorie dense like sumo soup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They suck each other's dicks constantly for protein dude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mutt's law variant C

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >will I die?
    One would hope just so you won't post stupid shit here anymore m

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could make rice porridge

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The japanese navy was borderline crippled for an extended period because it fed its sailors only white rice: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takaki_Kanehiro

    can you mix a small amount of anything else in? barley, beans, split peas, whatever they sell for a dollar a bag? maybe a bit of the cheapest vegetable oil too?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well this is both interesting and worrysome, I think I will shoplift since here not even religious organizations come to help, if I go to jail (I been there already albeit 7 days) you get bread and vegetables soup with the rice, way better than what ill be eating anyways, problem is if I get caught shoplifting I will get beat into a bloody pulp kek and then released to the police

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a little bit of oil, salt, and ideally something like beans/barley would be good. The rest you can google plant names that grow near you and 'safe to eat' and just chuck some leaves into your dish. they may not taste amazing but even a lot of garden weeds are pretty edible once they're shredded and mixed in.

        If you're doing this only until the end of the month, you don't have to go for a perfectly balanced diet. the goal is to give your body just enough of other shit that it doesn't start having bad reactions to things.

        if shoplifting is the only option, sure, but any kind of variety will improve the situation.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The rest you can google plant names that grow near you and 'safe to eat' and just chuck some leaves into your dish.
          I see this guy has done time in a North Korean labor camp.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        beg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't shoplift when you can dumpster dive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >problem is if I get caught shoplifting I will get beat into a bloody pulp kek and then released to the police
        Why won't you say what fricking country this is?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not that different from what pirates ate
      Plus they are too moronic to fish, what's up with that? Even soldiers in the middle ages went hunting

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A man cannot live on [rice] alone

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it would be extremely painful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're a big guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For you

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try sucking dick to get some protein in your diet

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least get some fricking beans to go with it dude. Man cannot survive on rice alone.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hell man at least eat brown (whole grain) rice and not the shit tier white rice

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    F O O D B A N K
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  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try to scout for fruit trees in the sidewalk or public property, if you live in a city you are frickt

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On the sixth day of starving, my true love cooked for me... nothing... I'm so hungry
    .. : (

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a Sikh temple they give you free meals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qBKZ1Ov.png

      >foodbanks still open
      >soup kitchens still open
      >anonymous pick-ups still a thing
      >establishments that go out of their way to give their excess to the poor still very much a thing
      >dumpsters without locks still prevalent
      Unless you are literally stranded in the middle of nowhere there is NEVER an excuse to starve. And all of this comes before just taking something. You're going to let yourself starve, instead of taking the food that will likely get tossed out anyway? For what? Your pride? You think you're Christ or something? Something to prove? What manner of pride, or delusion. Good fricking grief man.
      You are handed blessings every day, and refuse them all. No wonder you're in Hell right now.

      >doesnt take the time to read the replies on which OP says he is not from the us
      >replies anyways
      Based morons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sikh temples only exist in the usa
        looks like the moron is (you)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >sikh temples are everywhere

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Look at how this evil guy turns something as pure as giving out food into fearmongering of minorities.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >foodbanks still open
    >soup kitchens still open
    >anonymous pick-ups still a thing
    >establishments that go out of their way to give their excess to the poor still very much a thing
    >dumpsters without locks still prevalent
    Unless you are literally stranded in the middle of nowhere there is NEVER an excuse to starve. And all of this comes before just taking something. You're going to let yourself starve, instead of taking the food that will likely get tossed out anyway? For what? Your pride? You think you're Christ or something? Something to prove? What manner of pride, or delusion. Good fricking grief man.
    You are handed blessings every day, and refuse them all. No wonder you're in Hell right now.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not sure where you live but i was in between jobs for a bit and donated plasma for $100 a pop.
    its not so bad, you just chill for 30 minutes and let the machine do its work while you watch youtube or listen to music.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's plasma?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the fourth state of matter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        plasma balls

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are children in Arica who do not eat anything at all for months. They are still alive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunate

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    7 minutes without air, 7 days without water, 7 weeks without food

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    also go to a food bank, dingus

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have found that any person posting on this board about how they are imminently going to die, have never died.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Toilet mushroom guy got hospitalized for half a week
      Toilet hand grenade guy was a different board, though
      I don't have any interesting toilet stories

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've been hospitalized twice for shits I took but I'm not going to make creepy pasta about it. We're human beans not human doings, remember that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i unclogged mine 8 times last year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if they died how would you know? they'd be dead and thus unable to update us

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They'd crosspost on /x/

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hunt and fish homie, animals are yours by right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good plan. Because once they catch you hunting or fishing without license, they'll put you in jail (since OP obviously can't pay his fine) and there's free food in jail. Brilliant.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You won't die. Your health won't be great either. You should look for some cheap beans to go with it so you can get some vitamins and protein.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most white rice is enriched, but you’ll still lack certain vitamins, like vitamin c, which is important. After a few weeks without it, you’ll start to get skin issues, your gums will bleed and you’ll feel lethargic. Eventually you’d die, but not within a month, assuming you had enough beforehand.

    The biggest problem is the lack of the amino acid lysine, which you mostly get from animal protein.

    If you added lots of green peas, then you’d solve both issues.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was Fifi

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what c**try

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MonteBlack

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go sell some shit, dumbass. Or go dance in the street for money. If you are from a shit country you could tell your sobstory on reddit and they would probably donate money to you, they'll want your photo so they can get clout for their generosity though.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no but depending on the amount of rice you'll suffer malnutrition and get fatter at the same time because your body will start hording any calories it get.
    i did this as i went through puberty and no matter how much i exercised i wasn't losing weight and even gain some and i'm talking swimming 1 hour a day, biking 10 miles and weight lifting. Which on a rice diet with a few bits of chicken breast i figured i'd have slimmed up but no, 5 years of that and all i got were vitamin deficiencies

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why people pretend it's possible to starve to death in a first world country (unless you are and intensely mentally ill Culinaly poster who does it intentionally)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe not to starve to death but you can quickly diminish your health to the point where you become susceptible to illnesses that you should easily be able to stave off.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post paypal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not a crypto wallet

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    youre better off not eating at all; if you arent eating enough, your body self-cannibalizes

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't rinse your rice. some is tossed with vitamin powder to prevent malnutrition from scenarios like this. rinsing it will remove the powder.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    look on craigslist for people giving away free animals. rabbits, goats, shit like that.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you'd be better off if you fasted and completely skipped the rice. I'm totally serious, eating rice prevents you from getting into ketosis, it causes your blood sugar and insulin levels to fluctuate and that makes you more tired and hungry than if you fasted and ate nothing.

    As others have said, either way do eat multivitamin and get some electrolytes (basically salty water).

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >has money for internet access
    >somehow cant afford food
    get your priorities straight, bro
    better yet, start training runescape accounts and selling gold for USD or crypto like the venezuelans do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what is public wifi
      >what is kali linux
      >what is tethered wifi from your cellphone
      Stupid firstworld toddler

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, food banks are everywhere. No one has any reason to live like this.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fat and stinky suck but a moronic bf is endearing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. I like fat and stinky but high iq

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shit homie get yourself some ebt or go to a food bank

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep it up, nothing of value will be lost lol. Bravo for taking yourself out of the gene pool and thus helping improve the human race.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why not oats? Much better nutrition and also cheap. The less processed oats, the higher nutrition + probably costs less.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start foraging and hunting small animals like squirrels

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of absolute shithole do you live in?
    There are at least 4 places in my little town alone, where you can get free food.
    Also dandelions and wild garlic is in season here, so you can just go and pick them if you are into foraging. That should take care of a lot of the vitamin deficiencies. Especially dandelion grow basically everywhere and you can use it like spinach with the rice. Just don't eat to much, since it can be a bit rough on the stomach when you are not used to it.

    Protein is still a problem, but it won't kill you to go without it for some time. Maybe just go fishing or something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Semen from gloryholes is not food

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then explain how your mom got so fricking fat

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >will I die
    No you'll be fine. I just went through 14 days of absolute fast (i.e. no food at all, just plain tapwater) and I survived just fine. The average human should be able to last twice as much without serious issues. Take vitamin supplements if you want to stay on the safe side.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      or, alternatively, for the same price get rolled oats, milk, canned/dried beans and some frozen veg (dirt cheap like peas, carrots, spinach etc.). Vary your meals between porridge and rice&beans&whatever veg you have. Nice, satisfying and nutritionally somewhat more balanced than just plain white rice.
      Go dumpster diving, or try to get the reduced price "almost-off veg basket" in places like Lidl, Aldi etc.
      Buy cheap lemon or lime juice in the little plastic bottles and put a few drops for taste together with a pinch of salt and sugar in your water. Boom, instant rehydration drink.

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