I'm on vacation in Mexico and these things are everywhere. Can I eat them?

I'm on vacation in Mexico and these things are everywhere. Can I eat them?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chances are, you already have unknowingly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how would one unknowingly eat a iguana?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard in Tiajuana they eat barbecued iguana.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard that on a mexican radio

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whuch station. When? Taco here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The one on the wall of voodoo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But iguanas dont live in Tijuana.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And lobsters don't live in Chicago; doesn't stop locals from eat dem pinchy b***hes with some butter and lemon.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they are not poisonous. Just cook well and use lots of sauces and spices. The meat will be tough and chewy but it is edible.
    Same goes for most reptile meat.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. In my expletives the stews are the best.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No you cannot. Besides, we don't taste very good anyways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken of the Trees: The Ultimate Guide to Catching and Cooking an Iguana
    https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/the-ultimate-guide-to-cooking-an-iguana-13825120

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick he is fricking hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The hideous human or the sexy lizard?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are u gay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do white people make simple shit so gay? if we ever wanted to eat iguana we would use a slingshot and just pop it off the mountainside where they would shit to sunbathe in the evenings

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what the video did but that sounds like a good way to rupture the intestine and foul your meat. In my neck of the woods we blow that fricker's brains out with a .22 or a pellet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that works too, I'm talking about dressing like a party city generic thug costume

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well that's not because he's white, it's because he's a homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That and because Florida is basically another planet.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What’s the difference?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shut up you stupid backwards savage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chicken of the Trees
      Yeah frick off go find another name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's chicken of the woods you fricking idiot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a chicken of the woods is just a chicken. like where the frick you think chickens live?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In cages you dumbfrick

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              riddle me this dingleberry where did they live before they were put into cages?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >woods
          Yeah what do woods consist of? TREES

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zhang...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like Florida man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i deer hunt but i couldn't do this shit...

        these frickers are all over south florida tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Floridians are the chinese of north america

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick does that even mean you shit eating cum guzzling goblin?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not really just the hillbillies that will literally pick up dead shit off the road and go OH BOY THAT'S GOOD EATIN and drool whenever they see a fricking deer out in a field

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    http://www.winwenger.com/iguana.htm

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but they taste bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong
      Is like chicken

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a good way to get a parasite

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you want leprosy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's armadillos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Armadillos can carry leprosy because of their low body temperatures.
        Cold blooded reptiles can also carry it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you are thinking of zarigueyas
          also you are confused about how bacteria works

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you're right.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, in fact many locals do

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, on a stick

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can I eat them?

    https://vimeo.com/508058835

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yum yum. https://youtu.be/aJDkxuCwybA?t=294

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow tastes like salt!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had BBQ iguana, shit was amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was it in Tiajuana? Were there bats there? Do they suck blood?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Redit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thanks reddit expert

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, just like all reptiles, trim as much fat as you possibly can. The fat tastes horrible.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Taste like chicken.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you in Juchitan? They seal its meat in hot soup and tamales.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how everything tastes like chicken for hillbillies.

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