I'm so good at cooking, I take the time to do things right

I'm so good at cooking, I take the time to do things right
We're talking about 2.5 hours for this bowl of pasta here
If you paid $75 at a restaurant for these flavors you'd say it was reasonable
but I don't know how to plate so it always just looks like microwaved garbage

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I paid $75 I would expect more than just the flavor to be good.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For plating you probably shouldn't take a big steaming shit on top of your pasta.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you guys really like rigatoni

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's an extremely aesthetic pasta, but those who know know conchiglie is the best.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nothing aesthetic about rigatoni, I actually think they look like shit. tagliatelle makes everything look good and you don't look like an idiot because you use spaghetti for meat based sauces

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you only had spaghetti and really wanted meat sauce you would go and get a different shape of pasta, or forego your meaty desires? You sound gay.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in no way should that take 2.5 hours. you must be unbearably slow.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The sauce is ready when it's ready, need to treat the meat slowly so it can get gelatinous and not dry out

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look like $75 worth of ingredients to me.
    Restaurants charge like $15-$20 for pasta around here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      About $7 of ingredients in that plate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you have the facilities (over/toaster oven, stove, pots and pants), it is usually more economical to make food at home.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't look like $75 worth of ingredients to me
      Why do retards always say shit like this? Did OP say it was $75 worth of ingredients? No, you fucking retard. That said, I don't even have to taste OP's dish to know that it isn't as good as he seems to think. Not only is he clueless about restaurant prices (i.e. doesn't go out and eat real food prepared by professionals and is therefore lacking any frame of reference), but his poor presentation only highlights is lack of cooking experience. It's simply not possible to have the skills to cook a small bowl of pasta that tastes like $75 and yet have such shitty technique.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 get a plate
    2 put food on the plate
    3 use a rag/paper towel to wipe messy parts on the plate
    4 give the food some color contrast by topping with some herbs, vegetables, or fruit slices
    5 wa la

    for bonus points use a warm plate for hot food and cold plate for cold food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get plates that have a bowl in the center but is flat like a plate as you go further out. Risotto plates or something similar. Will automatically up any dish you put in it, especially pasta dishes.

      This for the rest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's room temperature plates for a neutral canvas. Let the food decide if it wants to be hot or cold, not the plate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        U serious

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP you can do it
    >Take the time
    >Do it right
    >You can do it OP
    >Cook pasta tonight
    I’m sure it’s yummy, do you add any cheese?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    neapolitan ragu?

    if I was you I would start by getting a bigger plate that was flat. pure white is fine but it shouldn't be as plain as your plate. take a ladle and plate the rigatoni without making a mess. put the meat next to it, not on top. that's why you need more space. the pasta will look much better if you grate some fresh parmesan with a microplane

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a burnt-out line cook on heroin can churn that dish out in 5 minutes better than you did in 2.5 hours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta coax out the flavors over time
      there's no rushing it. Shortcuts like butter, sugar, and MSG taste like shortcuts

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It took so long because you made the past sauce yourself and simmered it low and slow? I think a lot of people, because you can make pasta sauce in bulk (and it is, I think, wise to do so?) would not include the pasta sauce time in the time they tell people when mentioning how long the meal took to assemble.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      after the sear that sauce had to be built in the same pan as the meat, which needed time to simmer and braise flavoring each other
      the sauce is done when the meat is done

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did the sauce take over an hour? Did the meet take under 30 minutes?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not including the stuffing, trussing, and searing of the meat in the time. It needed about 90 minutes in the sauce before I felt it was close enough to start cooking the pasta

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not trying to be rude but you seem like someone who makes large things out of things that are most pleasing to others, right and true, when left small or of little conseqeuence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally shit.
            On a bowl of pasta.
            And you're about to rip your dick off jerking over it.

            I'm not trying to be rude but you seem like someone who makes large things out of things that are most pleasing to others, right and true, when left small or of little conseqeuence.

            You should try being rude, it's better than being incomprehensible.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing I can think, here-and-now, that tripped you up about my comment was the that it had a statement between two commas.

              A statement between two commas is equivalent or nearly equivalent to a parenthetical statement (like this).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Have the tables been turned?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I hope not. I'm not the kind of person who tries to return rudeness (or the lack of politeness) with rudeness or lack of politeness (unless it actual demonstrates a true point, worthy to be demonstrated).

                I know I talk like an autist. Sue me, tbh.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    paste is breaking apart, you overcooked it. i'd send it back to the kitchen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't overcooked, I had used tongs when I was finishing it and some broke

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's spiral pasta.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chad has entered the thread

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Not serving pasta in an actual "pasta bowl"
    >Asks how to plate food

    Try not being poor. Go shopping

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