im tired of being sent out for such prosaic groceries. i might just go on strike.

im tired of being sent out for such prosaic groceries. i might just go on strike. i might just buy a pomegranate out of pique.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's nice.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you get me a snickers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how about some Sour Patch Kids (c) Bitz (tm) Candy POP?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You Will Live To See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension
        Tesla was spot on with that one.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    now thats too good of a deal to pss up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitler was right about bagel eaters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you ever get to meet the manager and discuss recipes with him?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that shit is nasty. unless you can incorporate it in a cheesecake recipe

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is that a rabbit? Or a duck?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its either a virginia rail or crex crex

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you ever explain why you didn't get the pork or lemon from last time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She explained it was due to "the accident". Best not to prod and be rude.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was just curious. OP said it was an elaborate and long story.

        Could have just said, they change their mind.

        https://i.imgur.com/qiiYjh1.jpg

        never heard of these but theyre normal apple price and shiny

        we had gotten pork at a different store earlier and she crossed off lemons because she found we had 1/2 of a lemon still but i got lemons anyway...8sp2

        I see

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      never heard of these but theyre normal apple price and shiny

      we had gotten pork at a different store earlier and she crossed off lemons because she found we had 1/2 of a lemon still but i got lemons anyway...8sp2

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does your gf have man handwriting?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are these good? the red ones. ive had the halleys, they are nice. better than any americookie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks dry to me
      Id just get the halleys

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive already HAD those.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          have you just been walking around the store with a half-full basket for 3 hours?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            sometimes i hang out in the shoprite sitting area but today i will admit to slow rolling my pics. ive been up to a lot.

            Do you ever get to meet the manager and discuss recipes with him?

            he scary and always yelling on the phone or telling loud jokes. gonzo little guy

            so you know they're good, why spend money on disappointing looking cookies

            why have the same thing twice? i mean who does that?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why have the same thing twice?
              because you enjoy it? why do anything at all?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                well you enjoy it less the second time though right? maybe something else is bettter, i mean have you tried them all?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont need to try them all anon, if I like something thats good for me 🙂

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                or is this a better deal??? fck

                i only apply this rule to factory made foods and it has made me unfixably skinny so be warned

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/sYGvtgr.jpg

                ive been sent out again for gummies

                this seems like a really good deal??

                theres literally 5 visible autists in this rite aid right now /ourplace/

                48c/oz for heart
                40c/oz for sack

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i was gonna get a heart bc the xs are funny but then i picked it up...why do they lie to us so cruelly & trick us with such tricks?? o for shame.

                >lesbian bag
                >old used book
                >notebook
                Something is fishy here. Are you or your gf a person of gender?

                heaven forfender. thats a mans book moron. its about spies n things.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                cut your nails
                frickin a

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >weirdo thumb
                >gross nails
                forever alone

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thumb
                >nail
                bruh

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro you got some shit in your nails

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thumb
                >nail
                bruh

                >weirdo thumb
                >gross nails
                forever alone

                cut your nails
                frickin a

                you little weenies havent been out on a cold night in your lives have you. thats what happens to hands. and sorry for having nails that grow like a mans. its time for breakfast.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lesbian bag
              >old used book
              >notebook
              Something is fishy here. Are you or your gf a person of gender?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a person of gender?
                what the frick does this even mean

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why is there a rooster on the box of eggs? Roosters don't lay eggs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                For you maybe.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so you know they're good, why spend money on disappointing looking cookies

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          your apple is bruised

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            as it turns out they arent very special. sub- fuji. time for turnovers!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >as it turns out they arent very special. sub- fuji.
              you clearly have shit fruit picking skills. Who the frick buys a bruised apple?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they were all like that idk

                anyway later i got free noodles!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That real estate sign on the cart gives away your location fyi.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That real estate sign on the cart gives away your location fyi.
                >NY/NJ/CT tri-state area
                >~30 million inhabitants
                Yeah, good luck finding anyone there. It's near impossible.

                that being said, you were in the Jersey City location based on the floor and and in this general area based on the drinks fridge and the leaf sign on the wall in the back.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s an Asian dude in his early-mid twenties in east New Jersey. Very obvious by his posts.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao how do you think that skin tone is asian at all

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt he's Asian. With that weird thumb I'm leaning more towards Irish or English if anything. One of those Native Briton type phenotype. The mid-twenties I'll agree with.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you cut your nails good job

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i was in 99 ranch the other day and they gave me a 1lb pack of dry macaroni with my purchase for some reason

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                itadakimasu!!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you going to buy a dolphin?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get me the worst looking popsicle

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive been sent out again for gummies

    this seems like a really good deal??

    theres literally 5 visible autists in this rite aid right now /ourplace/

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really enjoying the texture on the brick wall behind your grocery list OP and the mysterious drawing on it. Good shit

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a set of rabbit legs.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep posting these threads, I’ve nearly gathered enough information to find and kill you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost?? not much of a looker then...well at least hug me first

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is your house made of break or meatloaf?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i live in an old abandoned powerhouse

      That real estate sign on the cart gives away your location fyi.

      isnt she cute? wait who am i hiding from??

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i live in an old abandoned powerhouse
        wtf so based...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah its nice, im working on a wepon that will freeze all of gotham city... dont tell anyone

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good looking thumbnail buddy

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh look what intact apples...

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