Imagine eating this good? What are you kings eating for your Saturday

Imagine eating this good? What are you kings eating for your Saturday

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made a kidney bean and salt pork stew. not red beans and rice because I used a mire-pox instead of trinity. came out pretty good

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    roasted kielbasa, potatoes, peppers, and onions. simple as

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two hard boiled eggs and two cans of King Oscar Sardines. I'm trying to not be a big tall fat American anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Two hard boiled eggs and two cans of King Oscar Sardines. I'm trying to not be a big tall fat American anymore.
      Keto? or just low carb? It sucks being skinny fat, I need to gain a lot of muscle but lose a lot of fat in just certain spots.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lose a lot of fat in just certain spots
        You can't do this without surgical procedures.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          certain people do gain and hold fat in weird places, u ever see a big girl with like a slim girls face

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wherever they gain fat is the natural fat deposits of their body. There's nothing you can do to change where your body deposits or consumes fat from.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't need to gain muscle. chicks like skeletons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          skeleton here. this is not true.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it is if you have an ounce of personality

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rogaine obviously.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will get a campechana

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get it?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many hundreds of pounds do you weigh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      175 some of this will be lunch tomorrow and this is the only thing I will eat today

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is the only thing I will eat today
        you budgeting or just a lifestyle preference?
        or worse...both....

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          preference

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hot damn...that's economical. hope that meal is dank

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some spicy veg noodles from work and tons of malt liquor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how much malt liquor?
      less than four 40 oz is disgraceful

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up at 1300
    >swipe tinder, bumble, and hinge for 20 minutes
    >fall back asleep until 1500
    >get up and shower
    >make coffee
    >handful of licorice allsorts
    >breakfast at 1800 of two Mediterranean yogurt marinated chicken thighs in pita bread with homemade hummus
    >one bite of three different ice creams that I have in my freezer
    >get hungry again around midnight
    >air fry two pieces of bread, top with homemade pesto, eat along with a ball of burrata with olive oil and salt
    Thinking about whether I should drink 3 beers and pass out. I'm trying to lose weight and haven't pooped in 48 hours. I'm supposed to go on a date with a slightly overweight girl tomorrow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm trying to lose weight
      >should I drink 3 beers
      Yeah man go for it. And keep doing it. What's a few more years of hating yourself when you've already gone this long?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I went from 141 in January to 150 in May due to personal issues and a lack of time and felt like such a fat disgusting piece of shit. I am back down to 145 now that I have stopped eating chicken nuggets and tequila every day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you 5 feet tall or something?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My parents lied to me my entire life and said that I was 5'10" but then when I went to a doctor for the first time when I turned 18 they said I was 5'7"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              did your parents also deny you access to measuring tape or meter sticks?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No but they did deny me access to stick deodorant and shaving products for a weirdly long time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3 beers is not a lot of calories if youre running a heavy deficit on food

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if youre running a heavy deficit on food
          I guarantee you he's not

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Roughly estimating it:
          >approx 5 licorice pieces
          180 kcal
          >2 chicken thighs
          440 kcal
          >2 wheat pita bread
          220 kcal
          >unknown quantity of hummus
          ??? maybe like 100 kcal at most
          >hot banana peppers
          free
          >slice of feta that I crumbled on top of the hummus
          60 kcal
          >1 bite of 3 different ice creams
          idk like 100 probably not even that much ice cream has surprisingly few calories for what it is
          >bread slices
          100 kcal
          >pesto
          no idea but it was mostly cashews since I didn't have pine nuts, I'm going to guess 50 kcal since I used a small amount
          >burrata
          280 kcal
          Comes out to 1530 kcal, I would round up to 1600 to account for oil and inaccuracy

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a nice amount of food and drink for a small gathering of 2-3 people. Having a date night or a casual hang with a couple friends?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ribeye cooked med rare, sautéed green beans and mac and cheese.

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