Imagine liking this shitty overpriced reddit fruit

Imagine liking this shitty overpriced reddit fruit

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok i'm imagining it
    now what

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now stop and move on to something else

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a fruit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so zoomer that you didn't know Americans were eating guac 50 years ago.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans
      False. Mexicans are the main consumers,

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody said they weren't, the point is that avocados have been a supermarket find even in America for decades before "avocado toast" was a meme.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're popular in Australia too

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For me, it's 'cado on a turkey-chedda sanga.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody gives a frick about Australia gtfo here low IQ brown

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick you. it barely tastes like anything. macros are outrageous.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you don’t use salt many things taste like nothing.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2KG of avocadoes for $15 here (or $11 USD), maybe if you weren't getting scammed & have reddit-trauma then it wouldn't be a problem

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tomatoes are $9 a pound
    everyone's fine with it

    garlic is $40 a pound
    everyone's fine with it

    chilis are $90 a pound
    everyone's fine with it

    avocados are 60c each
    everyone loses their fricking mind and blame them for the housing crisis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its because avocado toast became the totem of ""todays entitled youth"" for fox news boomers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tomatoes are $9 a pound
        everyone's fine with it

        garlic is $40 a pound
        everyone's fine with it

        chilis are $90 a pound
        everyone's fine with it

        avocados are 60c each
        everyone loses their fricking mind and blame them for the housing crisis

        entitled zoomers think they are white and hang with blacks and act like blacks, zoomers from india use axe chocolate...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut up boomer

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >millennial complaining that gen z act black

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally true. Only a moron would deny that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All of their lingo is moronic Black person pidgin.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >May of two thousand twenty-four
        >still invoking a cable network boogeyman

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HAHA my plan is set in motion, by calling something other people like "reddit" I will prevent them from saying that they like it lest they prove themselves to have visited that useful and noble site.

    KYS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will keep my sanity, thanks for the concern

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just green mush. I don't know why white women love it so much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white women

      Pretty much every green card laborer in america has one of these in their lunchbox lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Avocados are one of the only foods that contain lipase, which is a digestive enzyme that breaks down fat. So even though avocados are high in fat, eating them regularly helps you burn fat. Same deal with coconuts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have any studies of increased lipase consumption leading to reduced body fat?
        My understanding would be it would break down the triglycerides being digested but wouldnt bectransported around the body to break down stored fat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This article from healthline cites that blocking the enzyme actually contributes to weight-loss by extending the feeling of fullness
        https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/digestive-enzymes-and-weight-loss#bottom-line

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a SEABlack person and I feast on this thing that you call Green Gold like a champ
    This shit is barely worth shit here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good, lets keep it that way.
      Nothing to like about
      I use the leafs to give more flavour to my food

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing to like about
        They're very good, for you.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    avocados are very nutritious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are called like that because they look like genitals. Also semen is good just like Yakult with probiotics

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    many of the avocados in the US come from Mexico where they are produced using child labor and the industry is controlled by drug cartels

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is overrated is avocado smoothies. i tried it the other day and it was basically just green almond milk.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put banana and honey in it, homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no b***h

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was little my mum would make mashed banana and avocado sandwiches for me.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put salt on it retart

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Technically a berry, so youre wrong.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try saying that when you're a fruitarian. avocados are a godsend when all you can otherwise eat is sugar water

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The quality has gone to shit due to high demand.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who puts the little nuts in there?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf loves this stuff I’m going to collect the pits and make them into an anal bead for her

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