>Vegan >Attempts to be an authority
HOOIHOGOGOGOGOOGGO
*coughs and spits* stop it
2 months ago
Anonymous
This is a perfect example of your inability to understand and process simple information instead of parroting something somebody else told you to say.
2 months ago
Anonymous
I already told you to quit it vegan. Sheesh, I knew the brain would underperform when not getting proper nutrition but I didn't know your ears would stop working as well.
2 months ago
Anonymous
See, an absolutely perfect example. When did I say I was vegan? I didn't, because I'm not. Yet you went straight to your pre-recorded responses that you got from someone else. You didn't even take half a second to think before you did it, like a good little robot.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Only stinky vegans get so assblasted when someone says shit about vegans.
To prove you are a vegan *unzips* I've got the one exception to the rule. Enjoy this schmeat.
2 months ago
Anonymous
You seem to be out of ideas. Perhaps someone will come along soon to tell you what to think.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>broken record
Your boring
2 months ago
Anonymous
>The robot is confused by someone having different thoughts to him
NGMI
You can have the bread with imitation meat and imitation butter, because nothing tastes better than stuff that tastes like shit yet have the audacity to say it tastes the same
based as fuck
HOWEVER
ham sandwiches need one side of the bread buttered, the other side mayonnaise (NOT homosexual "whips" or whatever), brown AND yellow mustard dotted gently over the meat and if a New Yorker is present, bite the bullet and put some ketchup on there so they die of despair.
My boomer parents put butter on the pb&j sandwiches they sent me to school with. It wasn't until I was 19 when I realized why every pb&j I made alone tasted like a carb bomb.
I remember moving to France in 2001 and thinking why the fuck do they slather butter on a sandwich instead of mustard. It makes it all slimy and slippery.
we generally use mayo and honestly the idea of using butter sounds gross. i love butter on toast and bread in general, but i don't want butter on my sandwich, i want mayo. except on grilled cheese sandwiches, where i use both.
I wish we could do this in the USA. Only thing we lack is baguette.
Even a shitty jambon I bought at the louvre was a million times better than the bread we can find here unless you go into a big city and pay 19 bucks for a baguette. Fuck being near brown people
you're an amateur, i don't even need bread, ham, or butter for my sandwich
Tyrone and Jamal doesn't count
What an Israeli thing to say.
Shalomahomadingdong my goy, now that would be a very Israeli thing to say, oy vey
no pickles no soul
You can have some cornichons on the side
cornichons are terrible like all this trendy tiny vegetable crap fags and women love
"I want more skin and less delicious insides"
statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
Trendy? They're literally ancient
So? Trendy fags love antique shit.
I just don't see them as trendy, they're just a pretty typical pairing for a jambon beurre
you may only use cornichon as a side snack
this is why no one respects French cuisine anymore
I'm vegan so can I just get the bread, plz :3
I'm genuinely how someone come to that lifestyle if it didn't arise from parental brainwashing.
Easy, it comes from Instagram brainwashing.
>I don't understand how anyone could have any thoughts or opinions of their own
No, you probably don't.
>Vegan
>Thoughts or opinions of their own
HAHAHAHAHAJAJ
Shhh anon, don't you worry your little head about it and just keep doing whatever somebody else tells you to do.
>Vegan
>Attempts to be an authority
HOOIHOGOGOGOGOOGGO
*coughs and spits* stop it
This is a perfect example of your inability to understand and process simple information instead of parroting something somebody else told you to say.
I already told you to quit it vegan. Sheesh, I knew the brain would underperform when not getting proper nutrition but I didn't know your ears would stop working as well.
See, an absolutely perfect example. When did I say I was vegan? I didn't, because I'm not. Yet you went straight to your pre-recorded responses that you got from someone else. You didn't even take half a second to think before you did it, like a good little robot.
Only stinky vegans get so assblasted when someone says shit about vegans.
To prove you are a vegan *unzips* I've got the one exception to the rule. Enjoy this schmeat.
You seem to be out of ideas. Perhaps someone will come along soon to tell you what to think.
>broken record
Your boring
>The robot is confused by someone having different thoughts to him
NGMI
No one became a vegan by thinking.
They think animals are cute and smart. Both are incorrect.
You can have the bread with imitation meat and imitation butter, because nothing tastes better than stuff that tastes like shit yet have the audacity to say it tastes the same
Ham sandwich needs mustard. Mustard chads rise up
based as fuck
HOWEVER
ham sandwiches need one side of the bread buttered, the other side mayonnaise (NOT homosexual "whips" or whatever), brown AND yellow mustard dotted gently over the meat and if a New Yorker is present, bite the bullet and put some ketchup on there so they die of despair.
Nah. Just a shit ton of English mustard or dijon mustard. Don’t know what brown or yellow means
Don't care about you being autistic.
You’re the one being autistic with mayo, and specks, and New York, while also putting ketchup on your sandwich. I’m just a mustardpilled mustardchad
Did not ask about your mustism
>mayonnaise
is for lessers.
I pity the fools who never had propper bread.
The fuck is up with Europeans and butter on sandwiches?
What's up with Americans and mayo on their sandwiches?
Mayo only goes on a turkey or chicken sandwich. Freak Euros put butter on every sandwich. Horrendous.
Try eating a bean sandwich without mayo and you'll change your mind
>bean sandwich
Is this some kind of vegan abomination?
My boomer parents put butter on the pb&j sandwiches they sent me to school with. It wasn't until I was 19 when I realized why every pb&j I made alone tasted like a carb bomb.
>butter
>carb bomb
you are a retarded sorry anon
>Zoomie didn't know anything until his parents stopped nursing him.
Many such cases........
makes sure to filter the naggers
i like mustard best tho
It’s pretty fucking good butter
I use both on everything call the police I don't give a fuck
I'm calling the fat fuck police for your crimes against gravity.
>I'm calling the fat fuck police for your crimes against gravity.
lol.
Because it tastes good, is good for you and gives your sandwich a bit of moisture
europoors are right on this one. I think americans dont do it because we keep our butter in the fridge and so its not easily spreadable.
salami, butter, cornichons, fresh baked baguette, ocean view, bitchy pale brunette
hold the ham. I just need some cheese and tomatoes.
what temp do i have to heat bologna up to before i can eat it
>he needs butter
you need cheese though.
quit being anti-human.
brie and butter*
ftfy
i wish i could get bread this good. fucking koreans own all the breadstores but just bake treats
>ham
>butter instead of mustard
haha stupid nagger!
>not making mustard butter
you have much to learn, you huge fucking homosexual
I remember moving to France in 2001 and thinking why the fuck do they slather butter on a sandwich instead of mustard. It makes it all slimy and slippery.
And still you don't get it.
What's the bet you're American?
for me, it's butter, cheese, ham and pickle
>mutts don’t butter their bread in a sandwich
wtf
we generally use mayo and honestly the idea of using butter sounds gross. i love butter on toast and bread in general, but i don't want butter on my sandwich, i want mayo. except on grilled cheese sandwiches, where i use both.
This has to be a troll. No way are yous this fat.
>Ham
>Yellow mustard
>Pickles
This is the combo
Try piccalilli
For me it's:
>Bread with olives in it
>Roast chicken
>Medically unsound amounts of salted butter
I made a ham sandwitch from ham that I cut myself off of a real ham I cooked. God damn bros. Deli meat is absolute fucking shit. It was so good.
Ham on bread is not Japanese
Who the fuck claimed it was?
I'm stating a fact. It's not good because it's not Japanese. Deal with it.
I've seen photos of people eating ham sandos in Japan, deal with it
It's not Japanese, so its not my problem to deal with.
Shut the fuck up weeb fuck.
How about vegetables you fucking fatass
Reminder that any kind of salad ruins the mighty ham and cheese. Don’t be that guy.
I wish we could do this in the USA. Only thing we lack is baguette.
Even a shitty jambon I bought at the louvre was a million times better than the bread we can find here unless you go into a big city and pay 19 bucks for a baguette. Fuck being near brown people
Chainbaker has several baguette videos that work for home ovens
I might just try. I miss baguette so much
This doesn't work if you're in the states because stupormarket "ham" is so vile. Needs to be masked by vinaigrette/mustard to be palatable.