In Illinois for the first time excited to try a "Chicago style dog" until I actually did. WTF is this

In Illinois for the first time excited to try a "Chicago style dog" until I actually did. WTF is this

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is dat sum gene and jude's?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      indeed it is

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Strokes boner

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gets shot by a Black person named Tyrone

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not the anon you were talking to but, you should just go to Portillo's for your Chicago Dog. Also while there Get a Beef Sandwich with Hot Peppers. If you can eat a lot I would get 2 Jumbo Hot Dogs with everything, and 1 Beef Sandwich with Hot Peppers. It is a King's Meal.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying not Nathan's

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, no one actually likes Nathan's it is just the cultural momentum for the gluttony competitions that carry it forward.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >portillo's
          Black person just say your from Wheaton.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they have those all over now. i went once but i dont really remember it musta been really drunk or high. when i see pics online it looks gud.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you in Mexico? why is the image so yellow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he already told you he’s in Illinois

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is the image so yellow
      American light Britbro

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chicago is shitty city
    >Chicago dog is shitty meal
    What's the problem?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best and most relevant city in the US is shit
      what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        woah your greentext changed reality
        is that really how black peoples brains work

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks terrible, and doesn't even have the tomato slices, celery salt and correct poppy seed roll. The dog looks a bit skinny, so might not be vienna beef.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fries look good, but is that mayonnaise?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's mustard in yellow light, so it looks white.
      Gene and Judes sells what they call a "depressionn dog". All beef dog, steamed bun, mustard, relish, onions, sport peppers, and frensh fries in the same wrapper. The only other food item on the menu is a pre-packaged tamale that they throw in the steamer to thaw. It's very basic.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you ever go to illinois? i drove through it to get to Iowa and i had to fly back because i didn't want to drive through illinois again

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gene+Jude is iconic. We're you disappointed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if you yell back that them?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're thinking of Weiner Circle. Gene and Jude's employees are all cartel soldiers so who knows.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We're you, disappointed?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic looks like it was taken in Rockford or maybe on the Gary border. smells like crack

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. It's just forced-viral marketing by the hot dog chains. Now you know better.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >500 different places to buy a hot dog in chicago
    >goes to the one place that doesn't do what's come to be considered the classic chicago style
    >WTF GUYS THIS ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE I HEARD ABOUT I HATE CHICAGO HOT DOGS NOW (EVEN THOUGH THIS OBVIOUSLY ISN'T WHAT ANYONE THINKS OF WHEN YOU SAY CHICAGO HOT DOG) I'M GOING INSANE
    You literally would have been better off going to Superdawg.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a photo from Nick Fuentes' alt twitter account

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reposting shit like this should be an permaban from Culinaly. It's obviously just an attempt to make a stealth /misc/ thread by someone who's too uninteresting to get (you)s on a board as fast as /misc/.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        posting things i don’t like should be a permaban because of <my strawman>

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If those things come from a completely different, unrelated containment board, then yes.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if <headcanon true> than yes

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            not that anon, but it is just a pic of a hotdog and fries. How could this possibly be thought of as a /misc/ thread? If anything this thread seems like it would lead to discussion of hotdogs and different types, or different type of Chicago-type foods, or even other cities' foods.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              shut up /misc/cel you’re just pretending to care about food now
              this thread is just to pretend chicago has crime because of black people

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it is just a pic of a hotdog and fries
              No. There's actually words next to the image. If OP had just come out and said, "wtf is going on with this chicago hot dog i saw on some nazi grifter's twitter page and felt the need to repost here" I would have no problem. Most people would just tell him to go back.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do emotionally compromised posts always attempt to speak for the majority

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do election tourists still not understand that /misc/ is a containment board?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why doesn’t my strawman understand my headcanon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why doesn’t my strawman understand my headcanon

                >he used the word nazi!
                >he must be totally triggered!
                >i'm going to call him emotionally compromised...like a girl!
                >b-b-but muh strawman and headcanon!!
                He literally self-identifies as a nazi. I only mentioned it so people who've never heard of him know what this thread is. I'm sorry I spoiled your fun. Maybe grow a personality and one day you'll be interesting enough to get (you)s on /misc/, which is honestly a pretty fricking low bar.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk what you’re talking about can you sperg harder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he dedicates food pics from his favorite e-nazi's twitter account to memory

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I searched for a non-staged photo, and this is the best I could find. This is the better hotdog imo, also the best Italian beef in Chicago.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like shit
      is there a white person who is not liberal who has ever said anything good about chicago

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah me, Portillo's is GOAT as far as Hot Dogs, Italian Beefs, and the often overlooked gem the Bacon Double Cheeseburger.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what’s good about it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They cook it on a broiler, but actually have better quality meat than say Burger King so it has the nice mixture of flame-grilled meat and juicy beef flavor, the bacon is also better cooked than most places in that it has some good chew to it rather than the typical overly crisp slices you get elsewhere. The veggie toppings, especially the pickle slices are nice and thick so you can taste their flavor when you chomp into the burger, though you need to ask them to add the pickles and onions, which you should and get the raw red onions rather than the grilled.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ty for good reply

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a solid burger, but IMO I don't really like the flavor of char. I much prefer something cooked on a flat top.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't really like the flavor of char
                Ahh ok, yeah that is personal preference I guess. I normally pan fry my burgers at home so I guess the char grill is nice change for me when I get the burger at Portillo's.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Portillo's is good. They have a lot of good menu items, too. Beef and cheddar croissant, ribs, chopped salad, chocolate cake, Maxwell style Polish. Chicagoans hate them because they definitely downgraded after going corporate.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Chicagoans hate them because they definitely downgraded after going corporate.
            I wouldn't say hate, but yeah the jumbo dogs used to be bigger when they were still solely a Chicagoland area joint, and the skin was crisper. I think Vienna Beef used to special make dogs for them. Other stuff has held up pretty well though, I've never really had the cake and only seldomly had the Maxwell street Polish sausage. Also I don't think I've ever had the Ribs there.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh also It is just recently like in the past year that they finally switched off the old StyroFoam cups and when the normal paper cups you see everywhere. I imagine they had some years long contract or something that just expired or something.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is there a white person who is not liberal who has ever said anything good about chicago
        I don't really like Chicago, but I hate people who talk about places they know nothing about. Chicago is one of the whitest and safest cities I've ever lived in, because I'm a middle class white dude who isn't moronic so I never went into the fricking hood. I also spent a lot of time in the suburbs (yes, flyovers are kind of stupid and consider the outer suburbs as part of "Chicagoland" and tell people they're from Chicago) and depending on the neighborhood there's tons of heavily red areas. The whole place is heavily segregated, and depending where you go it can feel like the irl version of reddit.

        Here's a couple other factoids to blow your mind (and narrative). Portland is the only city I've lived in that felt both safer and whiter than Chicago, and the vast majority of California is very conservative and very pro-gun. I know it hurts you to hear theses things, but you'll get through it eventually.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are you projecting that it would “hurt me” that there’s nice white places to live

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Nick o7

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