India has the best cuisine in the world. Only chuds would disagree it's at least in the top 3 best.

India has the best cuisine in the world. Only chuds would disagree it's at least in the top 3 best.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does chud mean non shit eater? If so im a proud chud.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      It can be really good, most of the people on here deriding it have probably never even touched it before

      I don't eat feces, sorry. Also, pajeeta pussy is disgusting. My friend once ate it and he got extremely sick but yet again foids are gross roasties

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen latest David Attenborough docco?

    Codex pajeet II.

    it's rivetting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Codex pajeet II.
      The contemporary Mondo Cane.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was howling with laughter watching this earlier today. What a masterpiece.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      watching it rn

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WTF!?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tikka masala beats all indian foods

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can be really good, most of the people on here deriding it have probably never even touched it before

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thb i will probably never eat feces.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is exactly what I'm saying. Maybe your country doesn't carry out stringent surprise food hygiene visits. Mine does and it keeps them on their toes. The results are published in the newspapers and the egregious ones are highlighted, named and shamed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love indian food actually, but that doesn't make indian people any less repulsive

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A million variations on bean soup with rice or bread. Wow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't know what indian food is

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's shit quite literally

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dumbass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A different type of ignorance to but just as lowbrow. I'm pretty glad that I don't have to frequent restaurants or generally be near such knuckle draggers.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's worse than Mexican slop

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >India has the best cuisine in the world
    You know that Picrel was invented in England right?

    Well, . . . . that's pissed on your fireworks as all you muppets say English food is grey and unseasoned! (a relic left over from American GI's during their station in England during WW2 when food was rationed).

    Enjoy your 'Indian curry' and your Japanese curry, Wait a minute . . . .. where did Japanese curry come from? Do you need a hint?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troon with a Black person homosexual fetish alert!
    YWNBAW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a normal reaction

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jap + indian = food for a billion gods.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >India has the best cuisine in the world.
    Surely you jest.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poo jokes aside, it's pretty good. My girlfriend is Indian and she makes Indian food very often. The only thing I dislike about it is how messy it can be. Curry with any kind of flatbread makes for excellent comfort food.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you canadian?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re supposed to pour it on rice dummy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you date an Indian? More importantly how do you endure her foul smell

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        true i've only met one indian girl that I found sexy or attractive. even then she wore a ton of makeup and would admit that's probably the only reason why I liked her.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 POOP HANDS
    just get a caucasian to cook the food or cook it yourself. nothing beats a good 'utter 'icken

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good Indian food was invented in the UK.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: around the turn of the century, Indian restaurants touted their cuisine as healthy food. They were talking primarily about tandoori chicken, which is essentially grilled, but merely one of the dishes on their typical bill of fare. Thus riding on the "durr, grilling is good for you because the fat drips away" meme of the 90s, they sneaked into the American culinary consciousness. They've long since stopped advertising themselves as "healthy."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thus riding on the "durr, grilling is good for you because the fat drips away" meme

      this is true to a degree though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        fat drips away, burns up and splashes your food with carcinogenic soot and acrolein
        very healthy indeed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which century?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only one where trying to attract middle class diners by saying your food is healthy due to grilling during the era when that was a meme could actually have been a thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tandoori chicken is a British invention though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're thinking of butter chicken

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      indian food actually can be reasonably healthy, just dont go crazy with cream and ghee like restaurants do

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like (not love) Indian food but it gives me irritable bowel syndrome

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never feel bad when I make it at home
      >curious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually get really gassy after having the jeetslop I cook. I chalk it down to how it's really acidic with all the tomatoes, and then adding yogurt and lemon juice just brings the acidity even higher. Probably need to use less tomatoes and add more brown sugar for the alkalinity.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If by Indian food you mean British food that is purportedly Indian such as what you posted in your picture then yeah I agree. If you mean actual Indian food then nah.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >butter chicken
    >tikka masala
    >rogan josh
    >biryani
    >paneer
    >samosa
    >naan
    Are these really all British?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno who Josh Rogan is but he sure isn't Indian

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate that my mind instantly thought of this pun as well

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    luv me frankie
    simple as

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indian food tastes good but it tends to be greasy. They also have a very limited variety of preparations. Like 2/3 of everything is a curry of some sort served over rice or with flat bread. They'd be pretty mid if not for the fact that Samosas are unironic S tier. Especially since Indian Breakfast is a real weakness.

    I prefer Italian, French, American, Cantonese, Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Lebanese, and Mexican over Indian.

    I suspect if I get the opportunity to try more cuisines India will stay middle of the pack.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Indian food too I’m not sure what you mean by “Indian breakfast”?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idli are vile, Dosas are mediocre, and Paratha are bland and forgettable. Plain yogurt is not an appetizing side, and Chole Batur did not impress me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Idli are vile
          What don't you like about it? The slight fermented tang? I like idli a lot. Except once when a restaurant put too much baking soda in it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Texture.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          All those things are served as regular non breakfast foods in Indian restaurants. I never heard of dosas being a breakfast food.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's his point; they just don't have breakfast food. It's the same thing, evey meal, except tea.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person opinion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's garlic naan and alu naan

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full agreement OP. Indian food can't be beat!

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    >India has the best cuisine in the world.
    Im pretty sure this is objectively untrue.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did you pepe

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you genuinely enjoy eating faeces, the best Indian food is British Indian food, so really what you're saying is Britain has the best cuisine in the world

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather not eat feces

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's all just chunks of shit soaked in vomit sauce with a side of rice. shut the frick up freak.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BTW I'm trans and love sausage gravy, it's a culinary masterpiece

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        did i ask?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think British "Indian" food is very good. I wouldn't eat any Indian food in India made by a greasy pajeet. Their street food hygiene could kill a westerner.
    The problem I have with Indian food is it all kind of look like shit. Different colors of shit with rice and naan.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    even my most racist pajeet posting /misc/ friends think pakistani/indian food is the best after they tried my mom's pakistani cooking. They always ask if I have extra leftovers lying around.

    Restaurants are hit or miss, a lot of them are lazy and just dump a ton of cream, oil, ghee into dishes instead of balancing it better. But that goes for any cuisine.

    People who hate on south asian food are missing out.
    I can't speak for food actually in India/Pakistan or their cooking standards..

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >India has the best cuisine in the world.
    Yeah, nah. All Indian food looks, smells and tastes the same. It's the same chicken or lamb smothered in the same greasy sauce with the same mix of spices, served with rice and/or flatbread. Boring.
    People from all over the world flock to France, Italy and Greece to enjoy complicated, sophisticated dishes. Tourists fly in millions to Japan, Thailand and Vietnam for their nutritious, healthy food. India cannot even compete.
    Indian food is not the food of fine dining or popular family restaurants. It is the food of diners and inner city ethnic joints, a cheap unhealthy gut-stuffer for the overworked proles. Your most well-known dish was initially made from leftovers. Even Mexicans treat their food with more reverence.
    Don't even get me started on your horrendous hygiene. No one in their right mind would want to eat something made by a person who showers once a month, wipes with their hand and considers bathing in a polluted river to be the highest religious sacrament.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know it's bad when Africans in Africa make tiktok videos poking fun at Indian food. They don't even have paved roads and live in huts but they know Indian food hygiene is fricked up. Getting dunked on by Africans for your food is the ultimate diss.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        African food is depressing in a different way

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're making fun of abysmal indian sanitation standards and the disgusting practices of street food vendors there, not the food itself. It's still embarrassing for pajeets when dirt shack dwelling africans are more hygienic than them but it's not quite the same, african food is its own brand of embarrassing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jeets owned.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All Indian food looks, smells and tastes the same.
      You don't know what you're talking about or you've only been to a bad restaurant a limited number of times.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have tried a huge variety of it and I still stand by my words. All of your dishes are the same greasy slop. I do not care if your auntie Simran adds a little more fenugreek than usual to that semi-liquid diarrhea you call food.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro that's like saying pesto sauce and alfredo taste the fricking same

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they do

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess that answers that, you're just a tastelet moron. Too bad about your inferior genes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have tried all the dishes from the north of kashmir to east of himachal pradesh and to the south of kanyakumari and west of gujarat, right?
          >Yeah, nah. All Indian food looks, smells and tastes the same.
          Do you still stand by this statement?

          they do

          never mind lol.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon thinks people go to Thailand, Vietnam and Japan for their food, kek

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmm. Orange. Frickin' love me some orange color.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good "Indian" food only happens outside India when it is combined with other cultures and higher hygiene standards.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are flour tortillas and pipian an Indian thing now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Europe is using tortillas a bunch now too, I don't know what changed

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indian and Bangladeshi food (and even their bri'ish variants) are indeed god-tier. The amount of people on this board who proudly only eat chicken tendies continues to astonish me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you don’t like Indian food you’re uncultured tendie eating swine
      Frick off, Rajesh.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not Indian or named Rajesh, but yes, that's correct. Having a steak once in a while doesn't make you cultured.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying india represents culture
          saar please do enjoy fried cow dung sandwich toasted on cow dung fire

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I literally don't give a shit about India as a country, or really any country. But yeah, if you don't enjoy Indian food (or any of the variants sold around the world marketed as Indian food), your opinions on food can pretty safely be discarded, because you most likely are the kind of person who doesn't get any toppings on your pizza, and only gets steak medium rare because the internet told you to.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You need to have a nice day ASAP

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession. Maybe try to vary up your diet this week. Maybe have a vegetable, or swap out one of your 10 burgers this week with a salad.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am not the same anon you were talking to. I actually like Indian food, but placing it on the same level as, e.g., French cuisine is ridiculous. I was just thunderstruck by what an enormous homosexual you must be to think that people who DON'T order 15 toppings on their pizza are the philistines. There is NOTHING more philistine than shitting up every single thing you eat with a million different spices and contradictory flavors. All of you tasteless hipster homosexuals should be DROWNED in your own HOT HONEY

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, calm the frick down. Have toppings or don't, I don't really care. I just hate gays who try to rationalize the picky eating habits they've retained from their childhood as adults. "I don't order toppings on my pizza because le epic purity of le new york slice" - No, you're just a child whose autism prevents you from handling too many ingredients at once (unless they're grinded into a paste and mixed with corn syrup, like most american slop)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. tastelet

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody have any good tikka masala recipes? I finally have good plain yoghurt and have been wanting to make this again. Last time I did this recipe and it was decent but I like branching out.
    https://pinchofyum.com/chicken-tikka-masala

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indian food can be hit or miss, but there was an apple chutney I tried from an old recipe, and it was one of the best things I ever ate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow that's actually a type of tomato, and I made it wrong. Never mind. lmao. Happy accident.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    India has multiple cuisines much like China has multiple cuisines. Both taken as a whole are indeed in the top 5 imo.

    And no, if you haven't been to India or China you've never really tasted their cuisines.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not eating the boy piss eggs or candied rabbit heads, Zhao

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    #1 ingredient: poop.

    Firm pass on the streetshidder cuisine.

    You are what you eat, poo.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry to pee on your fireworks but here are a few fun-facts that might surprise you about Indian food.

    Probably about 50% of what you think is Indian cuisine is actually, a very heavy British infusion
    of pre-existing slop.

    One notable exclusion is the Goan dish of Vindaloo (another Bong favourite) that takes it's influence from a former colony. But it has been Anglicised to such an extent that it's unlikely the original Portuguese colonists would recognise it.

    Bizarrely, most Indians in Britain are Doctors, Lawyers and Accountants, The Indian restaurants are mainly Bangladeshi!

    The moar you know eh?

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why is it so fricking expensive?

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Italian > French > Chinese > Japanese > German > Korean > Everything else > Power gap > Feces > Indian

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