Inventor of Pop-Tarts dead at 96

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bill News Organization
    Unreliable source frick off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bill News
      >Bill Post
      very fishy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bill hands typed that post.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf I love Luther now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/u0oUUf7.png

      >Bill News
      >Bill Post
      very fishy

      https://i.imgur.com/xGTLhuA.jpg

      Bill hands typed that post.

      sick of these schizo billposters flooding this billetin board

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vax status?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile the inventer of the toaster strudel was sentenced to death way back in Nuremberg

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    F

    Whether you're a lineman for the county or a robber with a bounty, for many rough & ready men, highway gas stations become a second home.... and a man on the run (from the law, or himself) could do much worse than an egg salad sandwich, dollar coffee with extra cream and sugar, with a pair of Strawberry Frosted Pop Tarts for dessert.... before absolutely destroying the toilet, knowing that you'll probably never see the same wagie again.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In the early 1960s, Kellogg's biggest competitor, Post, invented a process for dehydrating food and enclosing it in foil to keep it fresh. Originally used for dog food, they were looking to expand their breakfast market ad adapted the process to a new toaster-prepared breakfast pastry. Post announced its new product to the press in 1964 several months before they went to market, calling them "Country Squares"
    S

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you mad about here?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He stole the idea and sniped it to market before the competitor could get it to market
        So he invented "Pop Tarts" but not really

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you sure that's what it says?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're so fricking moronic

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast'em_Pop_Ups

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're so fricking moronic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He stole the idea but the competition was moronic.
          >announced product way too early, competition had so much time to clone and release their own before squares could hit shelves
          >when they did come out they released in terrible flavors no one liked

          Everything about country squares was handled so poorly they deserved the loss

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Plus anyone who reads up on it will discover the trick wasn't figuring out that they should beat Post to the market but figuring out how to make the thing. They ended up double stacking heavy machinery that usually was bolted down to the ground and invented an entirely new icing that would not melt down into the toaster. Kellogg's had no idea how Post (the company) was going to manufacture Country Squares, they just knew it would be a toaster pastry and they had to figure out on their own how to make something to compete. In the end, they ended up making something better.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    poptart bros...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget when they sacrificed this homie after the game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MODS WTF STICKY THIS NOW!!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I've ever seen a sticky on this board since i have frequented it. Maybe when Jacques Pepin passes we get one.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about an event sticky but I know at one point the possibility of a permanent informative sticky was under discussion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn’t chinese dog lady get one when the dog died? or was it just the janny banned somebody?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about an event sticky but I know at one point the possibility of a permanent informative sticky was under discussion

        Warosu doesn't have an option to search only for stickied threads but it does let you search for threads by mods, there's also scattered posts by moot if you search by admin
        https://warosu.org/ck/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=op&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=mod&search_res=post

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    RIP kings

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have never got rid of the apple-currant and dutch apple ones.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he killed again, once more for old times sake

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    F

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had poptarts for the first tim. It was picrel flavor.
    God damn these things are disgustingly sweet, made me feel unwell.
    No wonder American's are obese, their fat parents feed them this shit for breakfast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think many people actually ate Pop Tarts for breakfast ironically.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were doing it unironically, which is why they turned into such disgusting fats.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i did but I'm also not fat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        F
        Gonna go out and buy some Birthday Cake pop-tarts in memoriam.

        They're junk food and anyone who actually ate them for breakfast is a sick frick.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have always been advertised as part of a complete breakfast™

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe on planet moron.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              American's aren't moronic. You would have fed your kids poptarts too if you were brainwashed into believing they're part of a balanced breakfast. They hardly had a choice.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >American's aren't moronic. You would have fed your kids poptarts too if you were brainwashed into believing they're part of a balanced breakfast. They hardly had a choice.
                Technically speaking, if you had a balanced breakfast and two pop tarts, it would almost qualify as healthy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The balanced breakfast already contains two poptarts. Having four poptarts is overkill.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Patrick Star lookin mf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are sweet but I imagine frosted “sugar” flavor probably tastes a lot more of sugar than an unfrosted strawberry poptart.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    F
    best flavor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: Walmart's logistics system uses thousands of input to decide how much product to send to stores. One of those inputs is weather forecasts. When weather is predicted for an area that's likely to shut down commerce, such as a large winter storm or a hurricane, the logistics system automatically ships out extra product that is likely to be bought by the public preparing for a long period without access to groceries.
      For Strawberry Pop-tarts, they typically send out 10X the normal allotment but for Chocolate Pop-tarts, they only send out 2X.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the info walmart insider.
        I would definitely stock up on chocolate first, that just feels more like a hunkering-down treat than strawberry.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably because morons perceive strawberry pop tarts as healthier because it's a fruit flavor. They think it's like buying up shelf stable fruit instead of understanding that it's basically fricking candy.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    another vaxxed zionist good riddance

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You schizo conspiracy theorists who were accidentally not wrong once need to get over it. Time to forget and forgive and forget.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have sex you /misc/ chud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i prefer women but i appreciate the offer

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another Bill lost.
    Bill Stickers is Innocent!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would have lived to 120 had he chosen a proper diet.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does his mouth look like that? you couldn't fit a pop tart in a mouth like that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why does his mouth look like that? you couldn't fit a pop tart in a mouth like that.
      I have to admit I kinda got a stiffy when I looked at his mouth. It's so small and rigid, and I'll bet it would feel really nice rubbing my wiener up against his dentures. I'll bet they are nice and rubbery, and his lips are nice and dry, like a man's anus.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No homo, but the nice thing about dead people is the fact that they can't fight back while you are pounding them in the butthole and mouth while eating pop tarts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had a side gig on the Muppets.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >engaging baiting eurotrash
    There should be a giant banner on every board that simply says "DO NOT FEED TROLLS"

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >96
    What a tragedy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, he lived an extremely long life and he was rich as frick the whole time

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the most vile industrial shit right after twinkies?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Pop Tarts dude dying on pancake day is going to make some great trivia.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many people actually toast their Pop Tarts?
    Also, why are Kellogg's 370 calories, Wal-Mart 360 calories, and Dollar Tree 340 calories (per 96g serving - strawberry frosted)? More sawdust in the store brands?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how he felt about what his invention has become.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a unicorn jizzed on your unfrosted, bro

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A TRUE HERO

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even like these damn thing as a kid. Right along with fricking Hot Pockets. I'd just scrape off the icing with my teeth and throw away the pastry.
    I had already been exposed to fresh bakery pastries by that point. Frick pre-packaged poison.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Bill Kellogg.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Bill Keebler.
      >In the early 1960s, Kellogg's biggest competitor, Post, invented a process for dehydrating food and enclosing it in foil to keep it fresh. Originally used for dog food, they were looking to expand their breakfast market and adapted the process to a new toaster-prepared breakfast pastry. Post announced its new product to the press in 1964 several months before they went to market, calling them "Country Squares".
      >Because Post had revealed Country Squares before they were ready for the marketplace, Kellogg's rushed to develop their own version. They hired Bill Post, a former Keebler employee, for the task and created their own breakfast pastry in just four months.
      Wonder if he was a Quaker.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We were waiting on our server to arrive—literally, there was one server and we had to wait for them to arrive on their shift because they were shortstaffed.

        Boomer 1 immediately starts complaining that nobody wants to work in this country anymore, to which Boomer 2 next to me agrees and says, "It's really a shame."

        In the same breath, Boomer 1 begins talking about his kid who recently quit Publix because the manager was a total jerk and his son didn't deserve to be treated that way, then begins to complain about his own manager who didn't give him a raise last year even though Covid was a record year for the company. My mind almost fried.

        I'm so sick of these absolutely clueless, hypocritical old men unable to see 5 inches in front of their nose. I don't even know how to explain to these types of people how backwards their thinking is.

        The worst part is I know Boomer 2 is a "radical" Democrat, but the more time I spend on this sub the more I realize Party lines don't matter, these people have been brainwashed their whole lives by corporations.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this ai or something? what is this comment doing in this thread?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile your average zoomer is a mindbroken troony. Really makes you think, doesn’t it?

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF Kellogg's? You once had pizza flavored poptarts and you discontinued them? Bring that shit back!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were shelf stable so probably tasted like ass compared to hot pockets etc.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pop Tarts taste like ass compared to Toaster Strudel but that doesn't stop anyone from selling them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always preferred those. The sausage and egg ones were the best

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could never get the icing on my toaster strudels to make cool doodles. It always just splorched out into a melty blob of cum.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC, the box says to put the icing pack on top of the toaster to warm up but I think you'd be better off putting it in a cup of hot water, maybe a couple of minutes before putting the strudel in the toaster.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eggo bros stay winning

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame this dark ritual

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another vaxxie bites the dust

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was 96...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty nice article about him from a coupe of years ago. Snazzy socks.
        https://wwmt.com/news/local/mr-pop-tart-grand-rapids-man-reflects-on-the-snack-he-created-57-years-later

        Couldn't even make it a few more months until Jerry Seinfeld released his movie about Pop-Tarts. Such tragedy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Unfrosted: The Pop-Tart Story is an upcoming American comedy film directed by Jerry Seinfeld from a screenplay he co-wrote with his writing team of Spike Feresten, Barry Marder, and Andy Robin. Seinfeld and Feresten also serve as producers of the film alongside Beau Beauman, through their production company Columbus 81 Productions. The film stars an ensemble cast that includes Seinfeld, Melissa McCarthy, Jim Gaffigan, Amy Schumer, James Marsden, Jack McBrayer, Thomas Lennon, Bobby Moynihan, Maria Bakalova, Max Greenfield, Bill Burr, Dan Levy, Christian Slater, and Hugh Grant. The film is set to be released in the United States on May 3, 2024, via Netflix.
          Given some of the cast and that it's Netflix, maybe he's better off not seeing it.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    F
    I've only ever eaten pop tarts when i was 10 and visited my dads friends family in USA
    me and his son spent all day in a small non-airconditioned room with californian climate and a turtle with a heat lamp playing modded halo 1 on pc
    the pop tarts tasted awesome

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He lived long enough to see his product become extra-shitty. Rot in hell, Bill Post.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the interview with him for 2019, he sounded very proud of his accomplishment and didn't have anything negative to say about the current product. He even kept extras in his car to hand out to people he met.
      Want to see someone bitter, go find what the inventor of Cheez Whiz has to say about the current product bearing the name of his invention. Sounds like he might one day an hero at Kraft.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He truly was a king among men.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another boomer down

    Pop tarts are shit, fricking sugar on a cracker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What have zoomers ever created?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        monkeypox

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    F

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the original goyslop
    r.i.p. slopman

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >96
    So it's safe to say that he rarely ever ate his own products

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >falling for /misc/ memes
      There's literally nothing wrong with sugar. It's just a simpler carbohydrate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to 36 million Americans with type 2 diabetes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You get diabetes from fat, not sugar. Eating fat and sugar together will make you get diabetes even faster. Eating sugar by itself will reverse diabetes.
          >b-but that's not what the tv told me
          Educate yourself.
          >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randle_cycle
          >https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM197103112841004

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok peatard

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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