Is A5 Wagyu a meme?

Is A5 Wagyu a meme? From kopi lewak to caviar most extremely expensive foods end up being disappointing at best or complete dogshit at worst but so many people talk up A5 wagyu like it's amazing.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Try it, homie.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's extremely fatty. If you like fatty beef you'll love it, if you don't, you won't.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's good, I certainly can't afford to eat it all the time, and I wouldn't pay restaurant pricing. But I would have no problem buying wholesale priced A5 Wagyu for personal consumption for a special occasion every couple of years or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too much fat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That looks vile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats what good pussy looks like

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tbh I feel bad for the cow being that fat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fat is exactly the thing a cow wants to be.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I were you I'd start off by trying a prime grade ribeye first. Most meat sold in grocery stores is only choice grade or god forbid select(Walmart meat). Prime grade steaks are cheaper than wagyu will allow you to see if the increase in fat is something you like before you go and drop $$$ on some A5.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prime ribeye is my go to. Local grocery store has dry aged beef. I want to try it but Im not quite sure how to cook it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Depending on how long it has been aged it may not be worth it. I tried 90 day dry aged and it had that sweet rot taste to it. 14 day was enjoyable though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          in dry aged beef anything past 14 days is pointless, it doesn't get more tender it just gets drier.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dry aging isn't for tenderness, it's for flavor.

            14 day is the MINIMUM. I personally don't really see the point in anything under 30-45 days, and I prefer 60-90 day dry aged.

            anything beyond 90 days can get a bit TOO funky for my tastes, but I can understand the appeal.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Dry aging isn't for tenderness, it's for flavor.
              WRONG it's for both. aging beef does 2 things it allows enzymes to begin breaking down the meat and makes it tender, it alters the flavor, fresh beef taste very irony.

              dry aging (which was the norm up to the 1970's) does concentrate the flavors but past 21 days it's just really on the verge of rotting.

              wet aging became the norm because it's easier, and there is no waste of meat and it doesn't lose water so it weighs more.

              past 21 days it really starts to get gamey.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even 30-45 day isn't really all that strong flavored, you only get the stronger flavors beyond 60 days.

                I've even seen 180 day dry aged beef,

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even 30-45 day isn't really all that strong flavored, you only get the stronger flavors beyond 60 days.

                I've even seen 180 day dry aged beef,

                Also you kinda proved my point, Dry aging is basically never used to tenderize meat these days. Wet aging has by FAR taken over that role.

                Pretty much the ONLY reason for modern dry aging is the flavor.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but past 21 days it's just really on the verge of rotting
                If your meat is rotting you're not dry aging properly.
                Properly done dry aging has no problems going many times beyond 21 days with zero rot.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's nice enough, but if I wanted a steak I wouldn't choose it over a prime ribeye or something. It's just a bit too fatty

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im so infinitely bored by steak. Its just as bad as junkslop threads. So boring

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >most extremely expensive foods end up being disappointing at best
    Foie gras is the most delicious single ingredient on the planet and there's nothing you can say that will convince me otherwise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Foie gras is the most delicious single ingredient
      the finest sashimi grade otoro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Foie gras, high grade tuna, and good black truffles are luxury ingredients that deserve their prices imo. White truffles are great but the price is outrageous, high end caviar is massively overhyped imo and not worth the price at all. A5 wagyu is honestly a bit too fatty for me, but that's 100% a preference thing. It's definitely not interchangeable with anything else, but I'd personally rather have a really good 'normal' steak with a longer dry age on it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7Nq1OMK.jpg

      Is A5 Wagyu a meme? From kopi lewak to caviar most extremely expensive foods end up being disappointing at best or complete dogshit at worst but so many people talk up A5 wagyu like it's amazing.

      Donkey cheese is delicious but way overpriced for what it is...

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Caviar is really tastey. The frick are you on about? Did you not brush your teeth or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Caviar is great. Have you seen the video where the momofuku guy has the buzz feed poofters dunking fried chicken drums straight into a tin of caviar? Divine. https://youtu.be/M6XiFKB7j0w

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Charge your battery homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Mr4J8I2.jpg

      Caviar is great. Have you seen the video where the momofuku guy has the buzz feed poofters dunking fried chicken drums straight into a tin of caviar? Divine. https://youtu.be/M6XiFKB7j0w

      caviar is one of the most foul tasting things I have ever had.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You either got a bad bunch or just have very different taste buds. To me it tastes slightly briney and buttery..

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i didt like it because when you chew it's mushy. it was too tender to the point of not even feeling like steak.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a well-marbled steak. You come from a land that vilifies marbled meat, so you'll hate it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a land that vilifies marbled meat
      Where the frick would that be? I've never seen anyone saying anything that isn't more marbling = better

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    90+ Geshas are pretty good

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I only eat Letter Wagyu.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's really good but the price isn't justified given the production cost so you end up paying for a meme.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok nothing truly special though.
    Scottish Angus beef, now that shit is on another level.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never had it but it seems completely overpriced but tasty.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No problem as long as the name of the reliable place of origin is indicated.
    If it is only labeled "A5 Wagyu", it is suspicious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah anything legit will have documentation or some sort of proof of origin

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Steak
    :/
    >Steak, Japan
    :O

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Steak, Japan

      ?t=43
      Beef like this is rarely eaten, even by the Japanese.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steak, Japan (real)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imported beef from the U.S. or Australia(real)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much any of the shit tier beef available in nipland is imported, the only domestic stuff you'll find is going to be at higher tier restaurants, not shitty family diners like that.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it is a meme. Ribeye is the perfect cut and there's no reason to eat anything else.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Japanese are trying to scam you with fatty meat from their shitty cow genetics

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought some recently. very disappointed. I like a nice fatty tender steak and this stuff is both, but I was disappointed in the lack of flavor, it was like eating super fatty filet mignon.

    snake river farms regular wagyu taste a whole lot better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is american wagyu still mixed with Angus? I've found that to be the perfect balance. You get the nice fat, but with actual flavor.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure that being such an insular ethnostate has led to the Japanese breeding into themselves some kind of universal autism. Their food looks amazing, but they go to a crazy amount of work for relatively little benefit.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've had wagyu a few times. It's good but not something I can really appreciate, I don't think, since I'm not a huge fan of beef to begin with. The two dumbest shits I've seen done with the stuff are one place in Philly that made wagyu cheesesteaks with housemade "wiz" and fricking gold leaf and another that had wagyu as an option at a hot pot joint in Denver. One guy I was with decided to get it for the table, which I said would be a dumb idea due to wagyu's high fat content (it would practically melt into the soup, I said at the time). Just call me Cassandra cuz I predicted the future and no one fricking paid any attention as the wagyu wasted away to basically nothing into the stock like I said it would.

    As a straight steak, yes, it's good, but ultimately not worth the mark-up for me. If you're the sort of person who can appreciate the increase in quality more than I (as someone who doesn't much care for beef) can, you might find the price increase worth it for what your getting.
    I say, if you're a fan of beef, give it a go and decide for yourself but if you, like me, dgaf about moo meat, then don't fricking bother.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not a huge fan of beef
      Obviously you prefer meat up your ass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but who doesn't?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the meat is melting into the pot then you're all morons that dont know how to do hotpot, its not the a5's fault, you're just morons who throw the meat in instead of doing 5 second dunk bursts on your chopsticks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Were you there with Anon?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get on my level kiddo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats wax

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's premium a6 wagyu straight from the mountains of japan son

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its worth it if you can get a good deal on it. around $90/lb if you're blessed by God, around $120/lb is a good deal
    it gives you a umami headache though, its not for consuming solo, its best shared with friends as sort of a finishing treat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends entirely on the cut, I got mine for around $40-45/lbs because it was the rib cap, instead of a larger steak cut.

      Was advertised as $135 for ~3lbs, they ended up shipping closer to 3.5lbs.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer meat on my steak. If I wanted fat I'd buy fat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "A5" covers a wide range of steaks, you should use the BMS value instead for a more accurate description.

    Most more affordable A5 wagyu will be BMS 8 or 9. Sometimes you can score some cheap BMS 10.

    BMS 11 and 12 are much more expensive and tend to not be available easily unless you really search around. They also tend to cost a lot more even though it's still just "A5" like the BMS 8-10 stuff.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always think it looks gross and slimy when it's cooked. I get that's just rendered fat but I can't imagine that has a good texture and the taste would probably be way too rich and fatty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know what you're missing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I dry-aged a5 wagyu steaks in HORSE JIZZ and this happened

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