Is Altoona pizza the ultimate pleb filter?

Is Altoona pizza the ultimate pleb filter?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american cheese on a pizza

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't like things that are cheap, tasteless and bad? wow you're such a pleb, unlike me, who has a refined palate that accepts only the finest ranch and dino nuggies

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm from PA and no one eats that nasty shit here. Pepperoni rolls are the regional 'italian' specialty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > too good for cheesy bread

      ngmi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that shit isn't real cheese, slop-eating yankee mongrel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > cheese elitist

          i bet you only suck “white” wiener too homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m from Central PA and it’s very popular although I can’t say it’s the predominant style
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm cenpenn too and can honestly say i've never seen altoona out in the wild before. old forge style, yes. altoona, no.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >old forge style
          Yea haw!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was going to talk shit about white people, but that do look good

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This actually looks pretty good unlike the Altoona slop. Is the right one stuffed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was Stromboli invented in Philadelphia? I've heard it was. Maybe it's not as popular as pepperoni rolls but it's a great claim to fame.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst pizza I ever had was in dominican republic. I think they put that weird orange dominican cheese on it, it was terrible. How do you mess up pizza that bad. I hear the pizza in northwestern europe is bizarrely awful too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brazilian pizza is the most fricked up pizza. It’s like pizza that clowns developed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t you like chicken?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd still eat it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Northwest Europe consists of countries that probably have the most 'western' style pizza that americans are used to. It's when you go east that things get weird.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all tuna
    >has literally no tuna
    bullshit

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's somehow a poorer bastard version of Old Forge pizza

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember seeing horrible shit like that, in Old Forge. I got there a few times when I was working at Toby.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old Forge style relies on a mix of cheaper cheeses like American or Cheddar and canned tomatoes. Altoona uses fricking Kraft singles and tomato paste. Old Forge can be amazing, this is just an abomination. If anyone needs me, I'll be at Maroni's. Inb4 "Maroni's is in Scranton."

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s delicious. None of you will ever know. Your loss

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet that pairs well with a side of Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Altoona pizza the ultimate pleb filter?
    no, but you're the ultimate pleb

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: filtered please
    I honestly feel bad for you fussy toddlers and your underdeveloped tastebuds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Calling people who don't like kraft singles toddlers
      That shit was literally made to be palatable to children. And you're putting it on "pizza" kwab

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow. It's been a couple of months since I've seen OP's pic.
    I was so used to seeing different threads featuring the same pic that I just kinda zoned out and ignored all those threads, and didn't even notice when it stopped being a thing.

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