One of my uncle's hens pecked my foot when I visited his farm yesterday. I'm planning on taking petty revenge on the c**t by taking one of its freshly laid eggs and boiling it infront of it and taking a bite before feeding it back to the hen. An unfertilised egg should have no genes or whatever and its just a pile of nutrients so the hen shouldn't get fricked up by cannibalism. I'm wearing shoes this time in case it retaliates. Thinking of going a step further and ordering some kfc to feed it but I don't think the damned bird is smart enough to get emotional damage however
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If you don't harvest their unfertilized egg, they'll eat it themselves. Just like eating your own cum, which is normal to do if you're not influenced by propaganda.
>Just like eating your own cum, which is normal to do if you're not influenced by propaganda.
>eating your own cum, which is normal to do
it's not.
it's normal to bang chicks.
stop cranking it.
Where do I get 'chicks' other than a farm??
Tractor Supply
Chickens are moronic little shits and regularly go around pecking at and eating their own eggs. It's a common problem in egg farming.
It's also common practice to add crushed eggshells back into their feed for the extra calcium. Makes their next eggs less fragile.
>is it immroal?
Are you asking because you want to manifest evil and if it turns out not immoral you'll come up with some other act of overt wickedness?
You know me too well.
Judging from the other replies I don't think the stupid bird is going to take damage according to my original plan. I considered chopping one of its thighs off and cooking it but I'm not proficient enough to make sure it stays alive. I'm now thinking of taking one of its eggs and forcefully shoving it back inside of the hole, its going to be quite uncomfortable but I believe that the hen would be far more affected than me.
Just make a cardboard cutout of a swooping eagle and place it in view of its place of rest. They're nor very smart.
The idea has merit but I run the risk of needlessly stressing out the other chickens, I want my revenge to be targetted specifically to this one hen to make it know its personal. As for why I'm going this far, I ordered pizza for my uncle and his family and when I collected it the hen pecked my foot in surprise making me drop the food. Its other chicken bodied then swarmed the pizza. My favourite cousin cried seeing his birthday food get eaten so I need to avenge him
Other chicken buddies*
Fricking phoneposting feels like shit
>Animal abuser.
>Phone poster.
It all checks out...
It's a chicken, dude
I am merely establishing dominance in the pecking order
Why don't you 'peck' me if you know what I mean...
they will do it naturally but you're not totally karmically positive if you're intentionally giving it to them
Seems like a smart way to get infinite chickens
That’s probably how Mcchickens are still only a dollar
Imagine being punked by a chicken and planning to "take revenge"
I've seen some pathetic things on here but that takes the b***h cake
I have seen a rooster eat one of its own children. So, they probably don't care.
Larp
It takes five seconds to find a dozen people asking how to prevent this on farming forums. Most livestock animals are completely moronic. Hens will peck and eat their own eggs. Roosters will go around eating chicks. Sows will crush their piglets and eat the corpse.
Animals aren't smart. A big challenge in farming is dealing with this.
Weird how they don't do this stuff in the wild. But farms are definitely totally OK.
You will eat ze bugs.
No, it also happens in the wild. Farms are only able to produce such unnaturally large populations because they actively prevent the animals from dying young. Wild populations mostly keep themselves in check because their higher mortality rates offset their breeding rates.
Wild hogs are much more brutal to their young actually. Also parasite ridden
Nah, they eat them if they crack open. They eat the contents of the egg and the shell. It's completely normal. Shit, some humans eat their placentas. Is that any different?
You're a fricking psycho dude, seek help. I love animals and don't understand how someone can be like this.
You take after your mother, except while you shout "cuck a doodle doo" she was shouting "any wiener'll do."
Fricking kek
leviticus 12:7
though shalt not boil a baby goat in his own nannygoat's milk. It is abomination.
Chicken eggs are considered pareve.
if i was a chicken i'd peck you too, big twat energy
Why are you so immature you need to take revenge on a chicken?
Of course.
The chicken won't care.
Also, you can't take revenge on an animal, dummy.