is it safe to cook asparagus for my gf if I want to eat her out later?

is it safe to cook asparagus for my gf if I want to eat her out later?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell her to wash her pussy after she pisses. Also remember that "squirting" is just piss and don't let her do that nasty shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, this causes aids.

      >don't let her do that nasty shit.
      No need to let everyone here know you're a homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're letting women piss on you there's a good chance you're probably into some gay shit too, gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if you make a woman come you're probably gay
          K.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            women can piss independently to orgasm timmy. once your class get to the birds and bees you'll understand.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The topic were squirting (pissing while coming), not normal pissing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but the topic is youre a homo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who really cares if you're bagging some hot chick?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i care. your mother cares. society cares. your lord and savior jesus christ cares.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Behold!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you the kind of homosexual that will also claim fricking trannies aren't gay?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, the topic was squirting (pissing to pretend having an orgasm so you'll frick off) not actually orgasming.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some girls can't hold it when they orgasm, moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1000x more of them can and pretend not to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but the complete opposite

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    luckily the 19 year old crossdresser I frick hates asparagus so I don't have to worry about this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking a crossdresser is less gay than licking the minge tbh. how did you meet him?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gay sex orgie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fricking a crossdresser is less gay than licking the minge tbh.
        Nice cope, homo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /jp/
        also no it isn't I'm fricking a male's ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking a crossdresser is less gay than licking the minge tbh. how did you meet him?

      Turbo Continental Europe Gay
      Hopefully the Nationalist Uprising will purge this literal Societal Cancer

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imangin th e smlel

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did that with my first wife. b***h exploded on me mid lick. I'd advise you not to. Unless you hate your gf.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure it's great until you want to take a piss while fricking her then your piss takes on a distinctive smell which only some folk can notice. Don't scare her off, use lysol or something to deflect the smell from genetic mutants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok chuck berry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Chuck Berry have a song about asparagus piss?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Duran Duran would be better, they always had the hottest girls.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you give it a try, and get back to us once you know? Learning by doing beats the "educated opinion" of these gay virgins

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whys squirt always clear if its just pee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my pee is usually clear except for the first one in the morning. it stays clear if you consume a lot of liquid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its clear if your body has no toxins to flush out. still doesnt answer my question though really

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is planned and produced pornography

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay so I don't want to eat my gf out. Cook whatever you like, just be normal and tell her to blow you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not gay so I don't want to eat my gf out.
      You sound like someone who love sucking wiener and/or fricking trannies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only thing more cucked than pleasuring a woman is having a daughter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And you sound like a cuck who slurps second hand cum and will die of throat cancer

          Ok gays.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you say, pussylicker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And you sound like a cuck who slurps second hand cum and will die of throat cancer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better have some cash in your pocket because that's the only thing the whoars appreciate these days even then they'll hit the wall fast then want money fast. HALF!
      I appreciate Eddie Murphy.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry. I've been eating asparagus almost every day lately, and while the pee smell is vile, veganal discharge isn't affected.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Many boys who have never known the touch of a woman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly you're one of them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My wife disagrees.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A sasquatch doesn't rate.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry you married a man.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her peepee will taste like asparagus. Yummy 🙂 and healthy!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her
      >peepee
      GTFO!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might as well suck on some bloody tampons while at your antics.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: virgins and homosexuals

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