Is it safe to eat raw eggs? But if I get my own chicken?

Is it safe to eat raw eggs?
But if I get my own chicken?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not a chicken, anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nor it is an egg.
      What about non-chicken eggs? israeli talmud prohibits you from eating those, but i think they hide smth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kawaiii-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not, it's a pic of OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it has 2 legs and lays eggs then it is a chicken dumbnut

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only risk of salmonella from eggs is on the shells, so wash them well and you should be good to drink them like rocky

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh raw eggs are fine, just wash them to get rid of surface bacteria from the cloaca and soil once laid
      The less fresh the more dangerous as those bacteria have had time to multiply and penetrate the shell
      Store brought eggs are not exactly fresh, plus industrials use all kinds of chemical products

      how does one obtain these fresh-enough eggs? is a farmer's market fine?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chicken farming indoors.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually untrue, but getting salmonella from the inside of an egg is quite rare.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youre always fricking lying to me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No way jose! I never lie to my friends or my lovers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's more than quite rare, it's incredibly rare.
        The chicken has to have a salmonella infection that reaches all the way to their womb so that the egg can form around the salmonella.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The number I heard was 1 in 20,000 eggs commercially available, which means you're likely to get one sooner or later, but people getting sick from it is super rare as you need to consume a pretty large amount of the bacteria for it to overwhelm your immune system and successfully infect you. Unless you're making a dressing with raw eggs and letting it sit around for a few hours at room temperature, it's not something to worry about.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >which means you're likely to get one sooner or later
            Roughly 55 years of eating a raw egg every day.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, sooner or later, but it ain't worth worrying about

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          American farms wash their eggs which removes the barrier that prevents bacteria from penetrating.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fresh raw eggs are fine, just wash them to get rid of surface bacteria from the cloaca and soil once laid
    The less fresh the more dangerous as those bacteria have had time to multiply and penetrate the shell
    Store brought eggs are not exactly fresh, plus industrials use all kinds of chemical products

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about eating out of cloaca
      asking for friend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a no go you are only allowed to put your penis in there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The less fresh the more dangerous as those bacteria have had time to multiply and penetrate the shell
      yeah sure hate that when unwashed eggs with a protective layer enter shroedinger mode and let bacteria through the protective layer

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you frick a chicken does your cum go inside an egg? I know human sperm won't fertilize an egg, but rooster sperm gets inside that way. What if you made a dildo that shoots bacon puree? Could you get eggs with bacon flavor in them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont try it anon, its against god

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chicken is too small. What about ostrich eggs? They do also have penises too, unlike chickens, so you can do it more times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so you can do it more times
        wouldn't that mean fewer times? or are humans the only species with a refractory period?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sperm cells find the eggs by following a specific chemical trail, they bind and fuse to it through a broad species-specific protein receptor.
      That's why fishes cum buckets in the ocean yet there are no gross hybrids everywhere
      Land anipals are different, those receptors don't have the same pressure to evolve than in the sea thus you can crossbread tigers and lions that kind of thing

      Humans and chickens are like complete opposite evolutionary trees, mammals and reptiles. Your sperm even if it were to touch the egg would just bump off of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what this means, but the sense I get is I should buy a chicken and try it. I will get a chicken this weekend and post results.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Chickens are lizards
        lmao and im supposed to listen to your dumb shit

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    About 1 in 20,000 eggs purchased from the store may contain internal salmonella (from a very ill chicken). However it's unlikely to survive contact with your stomach; if you eat it you'll probably be fine, unless you let it sit out getting warm for a few hours and get ripe or something.

    If you have your own chicken(s), you should have nothing to worry about, and backyard chickens are easy to keep.

    Incidentally, the egg shell has a protective layer that prevents bacteria getting inside. It will actually stay fresh longer if you DON'T wash it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat raw eggs everyday, you are goos to go anon. The Germ Theory israelite would scream otherwise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well, i dont want to shit myself nor hug shitter vomiting for weeks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Germ Theory israelite would scream otherwise.
      yes anon, you feel ill because of an imbalance in your basic humors. make sure to drain your blood next time you get a cold!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unrelated, but releasing blood is healthy to do in modern times because it gets rid of the forever chemicals floating around

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Actually he might be on to something.
            Maybe not go the way of witch doctor with leaches but getting dialysis done to get rid of micro plastics and god knows what we made in last 30 years would be interesting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a lot safer than eating cooked eggs since cooking produces toxins in all food and has innumerable other detrimental effects

      This. I've been eating 120-180 raw eggs every week for years, even low quality trash eggs from supermarkets, and I've had no problems whatsoever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This. I've been eating 120-180 raw eggs every week for years, even low quality trash eggs from supermarkets, and I've had no problems whatsoever
        Sanitary regulations are different all around the world.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's right. Sanitized eggs should be avoided whenever possible, but even those are fine to eat raw

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude. Eggs sold here literally have shit on them, because either hens have explosive diarrhea or idk, just entire gulag is filthy.
            Im not sure how safe it is to eat smth that touched poo, and it would touch poo since no fricking way you can clean it off with water, because it is caked on good.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shit is just food that has been partially digested. There's no reason to be afraid of it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are reasons to be afraid of shit.
                - you've no idea what kind of aids chicken has
                - shit is a breeding ground for bacteria

                So yeah. Pet parrot takes a shit and you don't wash hands after clean up - whatever, parrot is probably not sick, and not much time have passed for bacteria to grow. Poo on egg from backyard chicken? Same thing, probably not a problem.
                Chicken from chicken gulag? Those places are filthy as frick.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not afraid of bacteria or any other microbes. I've eaten meat left in jars for months at a time, opening them every couple of days to let fresh air in. I've done the same with fruit and eaten it all covered in mold. Every day I eat raw eggs, raw meat, etc and through all of this I've had no problems, and in fact I've seen a massive improvement in my health contrary to what scientists would have you believe. You can be afraid of microbes all you want, but it is impossible for you to convince me to be afraid of them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >meanwhile me
                >cut off piece of slightly mouldy apple
                >keep hugging shitter for like couple days
                >drink milk
                >rushing to the shitter after couple hours
                How do you do it? HOW?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Weak.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is all because you've been eating sterile food all your life. No immunity agains shits.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cooking produces toxins in all food and has innumerable other detrimental effects
        Hey look, we've got us a raw-tard! Never seen one in the wild before.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the heat of the rice cooks the egg

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't recommend eating anonymous eggs from anonymous birds. raising your own chiggens or duggs is another matter that idk about

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. You can eat raw eggs.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that bird looks like a fricking homosexual

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but thats a owl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a falcon looking at balds eagle ass

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The disease you can catch from eggs come from the outside going in, not the other way around since the egg is a closed system.
    Unless you're dealing with a plague that moves into the womb you're safe, I mean as safe as you can be eating raw food. Cook your food bich.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cook your food bich.
      too lazy.
      Fries the egg rice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Internal salmonella is a thing with eggs, but it's very rare.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How bad salmonella is anyway?
        Is it
        >just runny shits for day
        or
        >watery shits for week and vomit?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The latter if you manage to contract it.
          But unless you leave those eggs at room temperature for a few hours you'll be fine.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's too much risk. With day of liquid shits you can just plan to be at home (or at work lol)

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that bird is so cute I wanna give him a kiss on the cheek

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs have a layer called a cuticle that prevents bacteria from getting inside. Bacteria may still be present on the surface, however, and could potentially get into your food through shell fragments. There are roughly two ways to deal with this.
    The American way is to require all eggs to be scrubbed until the entire cuticle layer is removed. This guarantees the shell is not contaminated by faecal matter from the chicken, but also makes it easy for bacteria to be introduced later. Eggs processed this way have a smooth shiny appearance. They must be refrigerated until use and are not safe to eat raw.
    The European way is to vaccinate chickens against salmonella so they cannot introduce it to the shell in the first place. Eggs are washed gently to maintain the cuticle layer so bacteria cannot get inside. They have a rough speckled appearance, do not need refrigeration and are safe to eat raw.
    If you raise chickens just for yourself you can decide which approach to take, but if you want to sell your eggs you'll need to follow the food standards for your jurisdiction. Even giving them away could incur legal liability in case of food poisoning, so research your local laws first.
    >tldr;
    >vaccinate and don't scrub = safe raw
    >scrub and don't vaccinate = not safe raw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll stick to not vaccinating and not scrubbing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and are not safe to eat raw.
      This is the only thing you got wrong. The safeness of scrubbed raw eggs is directly proportional to the age and care of the egg.
      Which is unsurprisingly exactly the same fricking logic for vaccinated unscrubbed chicken eggs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scrub them before using. simple ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        instruction unclear, egg stuck in ass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now you know how the chickens feel.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it safe to eat raw eggs?
    Yes.
    >But if I get my own chicken?
    Yes.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, I make non-alcoholic raw egg eggnog all the time

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