Is it true that avocado tastes like clean dick?

Is it true that avocado tastes like clean dick?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that would explain why women and gays go apeshit for avocados

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you just buy an avocado and make the comparison yourself?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick are you rude?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      https://i.imgur.com/WOZi6Rb.jpg

      Is it true that avocado tastes like clean dick?

      Why the frick are you rude?

      How do you know that it taste like a clean dick?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was asking.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bring your mom some avocado and ask her.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, what made you wonder if avocado taste like clean dick?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, not literally. Whoever told you that was just trying to say that avocados are really good by way of making an analogy to one of your favorite things to put in your mouth.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people repost this clickbait garbage? Is it just a bot? Or do you actually think extremely biased people from a small village somehow have the most objective taste? Everybody knows these clickbait channels exist, and would watch them if they wanted to. You're literally just posting an ad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it is interesting anon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick is scrolling past ads "interesting"?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have an adblocker I don't see ads.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do you filter youtube links only when they're specifically ads? I don't want to filter all of them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just don't be moronic anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no filter setting that can discern obvious viral marketing from regular YT links. How is that moronic?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Use your mind anon it is the best filter.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just ignore all the garbage
                Then why do you use an adblocker? Why not just "use your mind"?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I like to skip ads and not wait for them to finish.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And I don't read posts with dumb frog images attached to them, but there's no way to skip past viral marketing if there isn't an obvious image like that.
                >wait for them to finish
                I don't even know what you're talking about. Learn to speak English.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon, but I use some plugins that makes my youtube experience 100 times better.

                >Block Tube
                >Unhook
                >Your mind
                >Clickbait Remover for Youtube

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about Youtube. I'm talking about Youtube viral marketing on Culinaly. Of course I don't have ads when I watch Youtube videos. That's not the issue. I don't want to see posts/threads that are advertising a Youtube video in the first place.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're moronic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks anon

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it's kind of true. I didn't think of that at the time at all. More than anything it just tastes like skin, which has the similar mildly oily savory taste with a very slight creaminess (a much milder one than the creaminess of avocado) but none of the vegetal notes.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who tasted both, now that you mention it, I can see a resemblence, never thought of it that way. There's a similar texture, like firmness mixed with softness. A mild creamy slightly bitter fresh taste.
    Note that mens' bodily fluids tend to be basic in PH, while womens are acidic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the best fruit that best resembles the taste of clean vegana?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        One time I met my ex after her crossfit class and we got in some gay argument on the drive home but then we ended up having makeup sex before she could shower. I’ll never forget the smell from her pussy and butthole. If I could I have bottled it I would have.
        For me, it’s post strenuous workout sweaty vegana

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A clean dick tastes like nothing. Just like a clean vegana. Lick your own (clean) arm and see what it tastes like.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lick your own (clean) arm and see what it tastes like.
      I just did and it tastes like avocado? Wtf.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone that tasted both, no.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you truly clean your dick, bros? I just use body wash on my hands, but is that enough?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To clean your dick, you wash your hands. Once your hands are washed, your dick is clean. You can also brush your teeth, that cleans your dick too and it will make it taste like avocado

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rub poop on your weiner let sit for 5 mins wash off

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that coconut water tastes like jizz?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no?
      just suck on your finger, that's what it tastes like
      skin is skin

      also no
      it varies from day to day even from the same person, but never like coconut water

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taste your own dick and then eat an avocado

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to know if clean dick tastes like avocado? OP I ain’t never had no avocado.

    (RIP Bernie Mac)

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell is anyone supposed to know how a clean dick tastes like?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk I only ever had dirty dicks

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