>is the perfect desert in your path

>is the perfect desert in your path
let me guess. you "need" more?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would go better with some raleqtambrobrét sprinkled on top

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morgens halbzehn in Polen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a knoppers is being stolen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Morgens halbzehn in Polen.
      Wo ist mein Knoppers?!

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a dogshit version of a nanaimo bar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >amerilard has a culinary opinion
      learn your place mutt, the grown ups are talking

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't even need to look up whatever Islamic nation this cracker comes from to know it probably tastes like shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          awww how cute its still trying

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americans don't generally know what Nanaimo bars are.

        https://i.imgur.com/nducp9d.jpg

        >is the perfect desert in your path
        let me guess. you "need" more?

        They're too sweet for me. I can eat half of one, maybe. I'd rather just skip dessert or have ice cream since the temperature makes it taste less sweet despite having just as much sugar.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nanaimo bar
          >american
          shit-stained moron

          >inb4 he copes by saying "Canada is in North America"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nanaimo bar
            >american
            shit-stained moron

            canadians are offbrand americans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nanaimo bar
        >american
        shit-stained moron

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need less.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OMG ITS NOT LE HEALTHY WHOLESOME CHUNGUS SNACK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the """chocolate""" just tastes like sweetened fat and a faint cocoa taste

      >Sugar
      Normal
      >Palm oil
      Cheap filler used instead of cocoa butter
      >Shea Oil
      It is used in premium skin creams, don't know much else
      >Dry milk
      That's how you make milk chocolate
      >Butterfat
      Normal
      >Alkali cocoa
      Normal
      >Soy Lecitin
      Used in almost all chocolate to emulsify it
      >Dry cream
      Don't know
      >Salt
      Normal
      >Wheat starch
      Normal
      >~~*Natural flavors*~~
      >Sodium Bicarbonate
      Normal
      >Peanut Butter
      Normal, probaly the shitty one made with palm oil and less than 50% peanuts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*natural flavors*~~

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like what they feed to dogs and prisoners

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >replies go up, nr of posters stays the same
      >samegayging this hard
      did the lil amerilard get butthurt?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah definitely looks like it'd be as dry as a desert
    it's spelt dessert btw

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate knoppers

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always eat one with my daily post-lunch coffee AMA

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs itself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      coconut version is better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, also I'm fricking sick of every bar getting a coconut alternative, and of course later a peanut version too. How about something NOVEL for once?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't really like either peanut or coconut. Not allergic or anything like that, just don't like them much.
          Pecans and pistachios are GOAT.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Objectively wrong

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you "need" more?
    No, I need less - less crappy desert in this case.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw on a cut
    It is on a discount in my local store. The Matrix is tempting me.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Aldi for letting me experience this and post ITT without having the knowledge of what the hell it’s even called

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hanuta is much better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't support terrorism

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes you do, they just call it something else.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating dessert

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are some other things you gave up because americans do it?
      for me it was breakfast, after seeing how they eat sweets for breakfast I decided to never have breakfast again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americans don't eat breakfast anon. Except on weekends after a bender

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what are some other things you gave up because americans do it?
          for me it was breakfast, after seeing how they eat sweets for breakfast I decided to never have breakfast again

          Also holidays. Breakfast is normally fried taters and onions, sometimes called home fries, bacon and or sausage, and eggs. And is usually eaten around 11am, because you slept through the morning being hungover and all.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk what that is but the best dessert is always more dinner.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a delightfully wafer-y version of a nanaimo bar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like a naked kit-kat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know what it is? a stripped naked combination of a coffee crisp and a jos louis. how about them apples

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it's hazelnut. Ain't no hazelnuts in a god damned Joe Loo-is. Ain't no hazelnuts in your god damned communist coffee wafers. I prefer my apples with god damned manchego cheese, and god damned hazelnuts, Filbert.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect desert is right. Can I get the non-dehydrated version?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're eh. Not bad, but not really good. you set yourself up for this thread by saying they're the perfect dessert, Cmon now

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